Originally Posted By TomSawyer met a traveller from an antique land Who said:—Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand, Half sunk, a shatter'd visage lies, whose frown And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamp'd on these lifeless things, The hand that mock'd them and the heart that fed. And on the pedestal these words appear: "My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!" Nothing beside remains: round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare, The lone and level sands stretch far away
Originally Posted By Shooba <a href="http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/" target="_blank">http://www.cbs.com/latenight/l ateshow/top_ten/</a> Top Ten Thoughts Going Through Saddam Hussein's Mind At This Moment 10. "I guess there's no point in counting carbs anymore" 9. "So much for the lucky beard" 8. "Hanging? I was sure they were gonna send Cheney over here to shoot me" 7. "And yet Donald Trump lives..." 6. "How about one last conjugal with Streisand?" 5. "My classmates did say I was 'Most Likely To Be Hanged'" 4. "If only I'd gotten more education like John Kerry said" 3. "At least it's an exit strategy" 2. "Well I won't have to watch the Knicks" 1. "My approval rating is still higher than Bush's" <a href="http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/ls_topten_extra.shtml" target="_blank">http://www.cbs.com/latenight/l ateshow/top_ten/ls_topten_extra.shtml</a> Top Ten Thoughts Going Through Saddam Hussein's Mind At This Moment "Are there Doritos in Hell?" "If they ever make a movie about this, I think Burt Reynolds should play me" "Now I'm definitely voting Democrat on Tuesday" "I just hope I live long enough to see Impressionist Week on the Late Show" "Once I'm gone, I guess Dick Cheney will be the most evil person alive" "Does my will specify who inherits my spider hole?" "Where's that Ashton Kutcher, I know I'm being Punk'd" "Should I name Chemical Ali executor of my will?"