Originally Posted By disneyfreaksk I would guess that the one about spoons is referring to cocaine. Some use tiny spoons to snort it. Not sure why I know this. Maybe Forrest Gump?!
Originally Posted By Jonny626 "Get any closer and I'll flick a booger on your windshield" "If you're going to ride me a** at least pull my hair" "Horn broke, watch for finger" "Keep honking, I'm re-loading" I had a custom one on my last truck that said "On my way to Disneyland, have fun at work"
Originally Posted By CinderellaShanny "Missing your cat? Try looking under my tires". My best friend had that one. I used to have "To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid" Shanny
Originally Posted By Disneyland55 A long time ago I had a plate frame that said, "Back off or I'll eat you." Also a long time ago, a friend bought me a plate frame that said, "If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."
Originally Posted By Captainess ^^^Haaah, I want that one on my car. "I love my toaster" -on a Honda Element
Originally Posted By Mrs 2oon <<<My child sold your HONOR STUDENT the answers to the test.>>> LOL! I love this one.
Originally Posted By Mrs 2oon I saw one many years ago that read "You're ugly and your momma dresses you funny" I thought it was funny....just as long as they weren't talking about ME!!!
Originally Posted By idleHands Some wonderful stickers recently seen in my neighborhood: "I'm dating your husband." (note: rainbow stripe on rear hatch) "Sorry I missed church, I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian." "No more B U _ _ S H _ _ !!" "Doing my part to p*ss off the religious right."
Originally Posted By idleHands "Wow, your neighborhood sounds like it could be in Austin, idle! " Oooh... I LOVE Austin! SoCo after dark! An oasis of intelligence in a wasteland of... well, you know what I mean. ;^) FWIW... I live in the Castro district of San Francisco. Queer Mecca. OH! I just thought of another bumper sticker I saw the other day: "Your lonely old maid aunt was really a happy lesbian!" =:^)
Originally Posted By Labuda We don't really have a "gay area" in Austin - folks just live wherever they ant to live. I love it here, and yep - moved into Austin from a VERY conservative burb I lived in when first relocated here. I ove being in my liberal area.
Originally Posted By LilliBelle "Editing Is A Rewording Activity" Re: post 34, I meant to type: I'd rather be a spiritual fruit THAN a religious nut! idle: I love the ones you listed! LOL, indeed.
Originally Posted By TomSawyer "Global Village Idiot" "Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing it's idiot" (Back when the Seattle Mariners were trying to coerce Seattle to build a new stadium for them "Go Mariners! And take the Seahawks with you!"
Originally Posted By 918-4disney I saw a bumper sticker that said "I want to be Barbie, the B---- has everything."
