Seen any funny /interesting bumper stickers?

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    Originally Posted By piperlynne

    Best one in a long time. . .

    "Democrats are HOT!
    Have you ever seen a "fine piece of elephant"?"


    . . . On a minivan no less.
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    Buckle Up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    And on the same car...

    Little Red Riding Hood LIED!
    Restore the wolf.
     
    #43 See Post, Oct 20, 2006
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    Annnnnd, this uppity girl at work has a bumper sticker taped to her book shelf that says, "Uppity Women, Unite!" It kinda makes me cringe and laugh all at the same time.
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    "My other car is a pair of hiking boots."
     
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    Originally Posted By Autopia Deb

    "Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for thou art crunchy and good with catsup"
     
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    Originally Posted By AZDLDad

    "What would Scooby-Do?"
     
    #47 See Post, Oct 20, 2006
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    "Keep the South beautiful: Put a Yankee on a bus."
     
    #48 See Post, Oct 30, 2006
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    Originally Posted By MomofPrincess

    Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot.

    Driver carries no cash. He's married.

    I brake suddenly for tailgaters.
     
    #49 See Post, Oct 30, 2006
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    Legalize Freedom
     
    #50 See Post, Mar 15, 2007
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    Everything is Sacred.
    You make a difference.
     
    #51 See Post, Mar 15, 2007
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    Originally Posted By knightnfrees

    Visualize whirled peas.
     
    #52 See Post, Mar 15, 2007
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    Done in the style of a news headline, I saw this bumper sticker today

    The Daily Chronicle
    Woman Childproofs Home; Children Still Return
     
    #53 See Post, Mar 23, 2007
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    On a button (but it would work as a bumper sticker or a t-shirt):

    Unattended children will be given espresso and a free kitten.
     
    #54 See Post, Jul 31, 2007
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    Originally Posted By disneyrunner

    I had a licence plate frame
    Not too close, I cheated at the DMV
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    The Mother Folkers: The Most Carefully Pronounced Name in Music
     
    #56 See Post, Aug 9, 2007
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    Originally Posted By christiemarsh88

    ^^^ That's a good one.

    "It takes the Village People to raise a child."
     
    #57 See Post, Aug 15, 2007
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    I saw one that said

    I (Heart) Kittens....they taste like chicken.
     
    #58 See Post, Aug 15, 2007
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    Originally Posted By Tinkeroon

    Noooooo-oooooo!
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    ^^^ they do if you prepare them properly ;)
    *insert evil laugh* Mwaaahaaaahaaa
     
    #60 See Post, Aug 17, 2007
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