Originally Posted By chickendumpling Man. Do you have *any* idea how much paperwork I'm gonna have to submit to try and fix all this?
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland We thank their Imperial Majesties for the their help with this. What would Her Pixiness think if we allowed her fugitive to escape? Why... it could damage the Churroian-Glitter relationship permanently. That won't be happening on my watch! :allet wraps TDG to his chair::
Originally Posted By Kinderella <-- whilst the powers-that-be chit-chat and the posted gaurds are preoccupied eavesdropping, quietly crawls between the gaurds and escapes. <-- with magic wand still in hand (silly ol' guards still didn't check), frees TDG as he and RoadTrip valiantly leads us to glorious and IRREVOCABLE freedom.
Originally Posted By EdisYoda <----Uses the Force to levitate Kinderella's wand into the air, slams the doors shut just in front of the fleeing felons, and orders the guards to place all three into seperate cells. Once the felons are in the cells, he shackles them to the provided chairs (welded to the floor of course) with chains long enough to reach the privies, then welds the doors shut. He takes Kinderella's wand and places it inside a magic proof bag and seals it inside the Judge's safe. Learn you will not! Guards waiting for you to make a break they were. More charges against you there are now. Throw the book at you Her Glitterness will! Shamefull this is as a minor charge this was to begin with!
Originally Posted By chickendumpling Ooooh. Sorry EdisYoda. I'm not sure who it is you've taken prison there but looks like those three got clean away. And you know what? I was just lookin' over these here law books you have in this beautiful old law library in the LP courthouse and it says here just as plain as day that, though there is hardly a judge *more* honorable than the Honorable Judge Glitter, she lacked the authority to actually *appoint* a judge in her stead. Which, as I'm sure you realize, means that everything that has happened since she left the juridiction has been of no effect because they were totally invalid orders or rulings or what have you. Know what else? Darndest thing. Looks like the statute of limitations actually ran out while she was away and so, in a word... case closed. Well, I guess that's two words but still. Guess this was all just a bad dream for our friends TDG and RoadTrip. Gosh, now that I think about all the things you guys did to them while Pixie Glitter was gone, I hope they don't turn around and sue you guys. Huh. Kinda funny if ya think about it. Well, I'd better go. At least I can sleep well tonight knowing my friends are safe and sound and feeling groovy in the land of the free. Guess justice prevailed after all. Love Ya Mean It
Originally Posted By EdisYoda Well, he is an escaped prisoner... Though I'd hate to have to shoot anyone.
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy I've been fighting with Norton AntiVirus 2006 trying to get it installed and activated properly for 3 NIGHTS RUNNING NOW and now I have a virus I need to clean out---trust me, this is more torture than anything that's been dished out in this thread!! <---at his sane wit's end in Kentucky
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland The Court of Laughing Place was created as a branch of the Supreme Inquisitional Court of Churroia. It's procedures, regulations, operations, et cetera were written and authorized by the Imperial Senate of Churroia and then ratified by His Supreme Imperial Majesty the Pontifex Maximus Imperius Churroius. After some time, the Court of Laughing Place (also known in casual conversation as LP Court) was made independent of the Churroian government when the democratic party was disolved and supreme judicial power once again resided within the Chair of Saint Pixie. Although independent, the Court of Laughing Place and the Supreme Inquisitional Court of Churroia are very similar and share several of the same operating guidelines. Indeed, several of the LP Court justices serve on the Supreme Inquisitional Court. I happen to be one. While the courts certainly do not create law, it is their duty to ensure it is carried out as intended. The Supreme Inquisitional Court has been in communion with the LP Court and our own Sacred Congregation for Canon Law and the three institutions have found that no such law has ever existed as stated in post #186. It is the ruling of the court that the comments made in above mentioned post are null and void and are hereby struck from the record. Justice Glitter is well within her rights as a justice of the court to ask another justice of the same court to preside over a matter in her absence. Therefore it has been determined that TALL Disney Guy shall be held in a secret location that not even he shall know until such time as Justice Glitter returns. Maximum security shall be installed around said facility. This court is in recess until Justice Glitter returns. The case shall resume upon her return. So ordered. ::slams gavel::
Originally Posted By trailsend Post #190 sounds official, scary, dictatorial . . .but it won't fly here. Post #186 overrides in the lawful Disney style. And someone find Kinderella . . . we CANNOT lose her . . .such a breathe of fresh air. . . and an abundant, limitless supply of *magic wands* . . .
Originally Posted By sherrytodd *Cue Mission Impossible Music* Do..Do.. Do Do...Do..Do..Do DO... *Puts on black cat-suit and sets off to locate secret location of TDG*
Originally Posted By sherrytodd OK good... Re-cue the Mission Impossible Music... Da da Doooo.... Dada Dooooo....
Originally Posted By chickendumpling <--- re-reads her last post in the light of day and realizes for the first time what she may have done. eeek. <--- fearing the wrath of Pixie Glitter, starts looking for the door out of LP...
Originally Posted By EdisYoda <---takes chickendumpling into custody before she can flee and holds her for contempt of court.
