Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy I started my pirates book last night and saw what cruel, disgusting beings they really were---and that's just from the introduction!
Originally Posted By Tinkerbell819 A possible punishment...watching a marathon of "It's a Wonderful Life". (amount of time to be determined by the judge.)
Originally Posted By gaydsnywitch I don't visit the random thread so I can't speak to his guilt or innocence, but if he is found guilty, perhaps a suitable punishment would be to take away his Vicki Lawrence collection for a week. And as punishment for all his posts in this topic, ban him from visiting haunted locations until he gets another article published.
Originally Posted By ilvdland I wish I could watch Frankie and Iris, but I *really* wish I could watch Cass, Felicia and Jake.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter My, my. Y'all were busy little bees in here last night, weren't you? And TDG, I am afraid it is far too late (not to mention the wrong thread) for you to start being truly random now. Although you do score a couple of points for entertaining the judge. iluv, it is only because I am leaving on vacation at the crack of dawn tomorrow that I am not going to press charges against you, sir, for bringing up the whole naked thing again. I only have time for one sentencing hearing, luckily for you. But be assured that the Ol' Skunk Eye is firmly fixed in your direction. >:-{ Oh, wait. You did also call me "Her Pixiness, the Great and Wonderful Ruler of all things sweet and wonderful." Okay, never mind. Skunk Eye cancelled. And now, let us get on with the sentencing of TDG. Any closing arguments before I make my ruling?
Originally Posted By friendofdd Maybe we should just give him catsup for all his condiment needs. At this time, it looks as though he is totally inept at following a topic. Except when it is SUPPOSED TO BE RANDOM.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland Your Pixiness, I assure you the Church nor I meant anything... condescending.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Okay, I have to go pack. TDG, you are hereby sentenced to one week of wearing turtlenecks and flip flops while confined to your ketchup-less apartment with one large, hairy spider. A non-venomous variety, though. I'm not that harsh. Court adjourned. Y'all behave yourselves while I'm gone. I don't want to have to slap any more wrists when I get back.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland While the cat is away... The Holy Churroian Church shall play! ) Churros and Mochas for all!
Originally Posted By DAR I'm a little late to the hearing but the sentence should be as follows: All exsisting copies of TDG S Mama's Family and the Golden Girls collections will be edited to feature the likeness of Mr. James Stewart and and/or Mr. Thomas Hanks. Every voice will also be dubbed with the voices of one Mr. Stewart and/or Mr. Hanks.
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy Chalk up another so-called "friend" to this thread, *sigh*... I guess I'll do PG's sentence. (Hey, it ain't like she's got cameras watchin' me at home, we'll just go along with it, heh heh heh)
Originally Posted By DVC_dad Ya'll need to back up off my home boy TDG and recognizzzzze! Yo Tall, come ova ta my crib and chill. We can just sit around the pool and just chiiiiiillll. Maybe eat some goat eyes (anyone see Shaq's genie movie?) and just chill. Peace.
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy At last, a *true* friend! I knew I could always count on a Southern Brother! THANK you! ("goat eyes"???...*gulp*...)
Originally Posted By chickendumpling NOTICE OF APPEAL Comes now chickendumpling and files this formal notice of appeal of Mr. TALL Disney Guy's sentence pronounced this day in LP Court by the Honorable Pixie Glitter. This notice is filed pursuant to whichever section in the LP rules that allows such a thing - where it may be I have no idea but I'm doing this pro bono so I only care so much. This appeal is based upon the fact that Mr. TALL Disney Guy was denied his constitutional right to counsel and was clearly incompetent to defend himself, despite his very valiant efforts. Respectfully Submitted, Someone Who is Not a Defense Attorney but is Playing One on LP for a limited time only. (i.e., until I get bored or distracted by some other shiny object.)
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy <This appeal is based upon the fact that Mr. TALL Disney Guy was denied his constitutional right to counsel> Lol, yeah! <and was clearly incompetent to defend himself, despite his very valiant efforts.> Lol---*hey!*
