Originally Posted By friendofdd Oh, terrific! Here we go again. ILD is threatening people with the use of stale churros. They just shatter. Don't even make a bruise.
Originally Posted By RoadTrip <<I just may surprise ya, Trippy...I can tolerate some "torture" much better than the average person, lol.>> I figured you could. Danged typos get me again. My sentence was SUPPOSED to say: <<TDG AND I can take "The Song" for longer than you will be able to.>>
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy Ah...I *thought* it sounded a bit odd...lol Ya know, these leg shackles are startin' to get muh legs a li'l sore...
Originally Posted By trailsend So, guys, I don't need to get Jack Bauer to get you out? If what fodd says is true, and, fodd never makes a false statement, then the stale churros won't be a threat. However, I do need to help TDG get those shackles off his legs . . .WAIT ~ are they Disney shackles?? Then they are probably edible. Something like say from Goofy's Kitchen ~ completely make of sugar. Start eating the shackles, TDG!!
Originally Posted By gaydsnywitch If TDG escapes, I hear there's a video out there that could be used on the "Have you seen this person" news story.
Originally Posted By friendofdd Probably if you slather his ankles and feet with mustard and pickle relish, they will slip right out of the shackles. Not that I am advocating such a course of action.
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy But good gosh, didn't you see them commercials back in the '80s and early '90s? That French's stuff makes the sandwiches talk! I don't want that stuff on muh feet! <---shuffles feet under chair as far as shackles will allow
Originally Posted By Deogges Mom I think mayo would be better. At least it tastes better than mustard.