Originally Posted By Deogges Mom Maybe olive oil or some other vegetable oil. The shackles should slide right off.
Originally Posted By Slimshanks AHOY Me Bucko! *unlocks chains with piratey skeleton key* Handsomely now man! You are free! Godspeed! Gangway ya landlubbers!
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland :uts his foot out, TDG trips and falls:: Nice try! Now it's to the mustard pit for you!
Originally Posted By RoadTrip Hey TDG... I finally found the olive oil. Do you want to slather it on your ankles and feet or dip some bread in it?? Maybe we could slather the oil on your ankles and stuff and then dip the bread on you. Are you very hairy??
Originally Posted By EdisYoda <---takes TDG back into custody and shackles his feet to the table and his hands to the chair which in turn is bolted and welded to the floor.
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy Eh, sure Roady, slather away...can't hurt. Things keep escalating in here, I need out soon! And yes, I am *quite* hairy.
Originally Posted By Kinderella <--- kindly remembers her friends in prison and brings them their favorite homecooked meals. And ketchup. And quietly unlocks their shackles and helps them escape.
Originally Posted By EdisYoda I wouldn't do that if I were you Kinderella... You might find yourself in a similiar predicament.
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I'm free! I'M FREE!!!! <---eagerly munches down on hot dog slathered in ketchup, scoops fries into puddle of ketchup Oh thank you Kinderella, THANK you!!
Originally Posted By RoadTrip Thank God TDG is free. I was afraid I was going to have to slather olive oil on those hairy legs of his!! ;-)
Originally Posted By RoadTrip DO NOT drop those empty ketchup packets along the way... they would find you for sure!!
Originally Posted By Deogges Mom Be careful. Don't leave a trail of ketchup behind you. We want you to stay free for a while. Who knows what what be done to you next.
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy <---licks his ketchupy fingers while dashin' out the door with his faithful advocate RoadTrip following as lookout