Originally Posted By alexbook There's a new book out today, called "The Truth About Chuck Norris." Oddly enough, I opened the box to find the books missing. I'm guessing terrorists tried to hijack a FedEx plane and the books broke out of their box to save the day.
Originally Posted By MissCandice Either that or the trees that were used to create a book about Chuck Norris were so ashamed to be used that way that they spontaneously combusted. I would check the bottom of the box for a pile of ashes.
