Strangest / Worst Pick-up Line

Originally Posted By AuroraRose

<<I thought he would have walked up and was like:

"This is the date your looking for." With a wave of the hand of course.>>>

LOL! now that may have worked!

 

Originally Posted By LuLu

I think 999 wins for worst, and CT's is the funniest!

I remember (in the olden days when I went clubbing in NJ) this guy introduced himself to me as Jerry Martin of the Phillies. I replied that the Phillies were playing that night, and his excuse was he'd hurt his arm and didn't have to go to the game. Riiight.

Funny, I'll remember that for his originality, but his line didn't work at all. And he was good looking, so who knows why he felt he needed such a dumb set-up?

 

Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

>>his guy introduced himself to me as Jerry Martin of the Phillies<<

>>he was good looking, so who knows why he felt he needed such a dumb set-up?<<

Because his old line: "Hey, baby, interested in a little one-hour Martin-izing?" got him slapped.

; )

 

Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

Ha!

 

Originally Posted By Autopia Deb

>>>Because his old line: "Hey, baby, interested in a little one-hour Martin-izing?" got him slapped.<<<

Now I would think the promise of a full hour would have generated interest.
;->

 

Originally Posted By avromark

This one is real I kid you not, it was said by a "lady" making her way down the office (from another department) at my old job.

"My boyfriend didn't make parole and I really want to see Puppetry of the Penis, the last guy said no, sill will you take me to it or not? And I really want a nice meal too."

 

Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs

"Hey, you know HoJo's has a really great pool!"

"Yeah, that's right... I'm an ANNUAL PASSPORT HOLDER!"



How about...

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!"

"Your clothes would look good on my floor."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to date me?"



<<CrouchingTigger: "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?">>

LMAO!

 

Originally Posted By chickendumpling

"You should see my moves *off* the dance floor."

 

Originally Posted By chickendumpling

Aw heck, I self "admin'd" too much of my post and deleted the part where I said these lines you guys have posted are a hoot! I just about spit out my drink at Crouching Tigger's! LOL!

 

Originally Posted By knightnfrees

Strangest p/u line: Hi there...In some circles, I'm know as the gallant knight. ( Amazingly, it's worked for me )

Worst p/u line: Hey baby, care to come back to my place and see why they call me the "TALL" Disney Guy?

 

Originally Posted By Kala

Worst:
I'd rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together. Giggidy, giggidy
Quagmire - Family Guy

 

Originally Posted By DAR

I just heard one that depending on the girl is either a pick-up line or sexual harassment of the highest order. Either way it's extremely unprintable.

 

Originally Posted By Tiggirl

Today on my lunch, sitting outside in the sun a guy walked past me and said "Don't you think the weather is beautiful?" and I agreed telling him it was gorgeous outside. And then he said "You're more gorgeous and more beautiful than the weather."

I didn't know what to say so I said "Thank you" as that seemed most appropriate and he replied "No, thank you." and went on his merry way.

~Beth

 

Originally Posted By Mary Poppins

Sweet!!!

 

Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove

Sorceror's Apprentice Mickey to Minnie:

Hey baby, wanna touch my wand?

 

Originally Posted By chickendumpling

LOL @ #33. That is so sweet... and so, um, awkward.

I was grocery shopping the other day and I came around a corner and nearly crashed my cart into some guy's cart. I stopped short and quickly said, "Oh! I'm so sorry!" and backed up. He looked me over (ick!) and said, "Not only are you not sorry, you're not even sorry-looking." And then he gave me his best flirty smile. It was ALL I could do not to giggle because I knew my kids were following behind me like little ducklings but he just hadn't seen them yet! LOLOLOL. So, I just gave him a little smile, said "thank you" and kept walking. Then he saw the kids...

I guess now that I'm old and married I take stuff like that as more of a compliment than I used to 'cause that sooo would've gotten a major eye roll from me back in the day! LOL!

 

Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

ROFL! Great story, cd. Yeah, I've gotta say, I no longer turn up my nose at the lamer compliments myself. Gotta take what you can get these days. ;-)

 

Originally Posted By avromark

CD maybe he thought that you were their older sister?

 

Originally Posted By LacyBelle

Hmmm, you wouldn't be hitting on ChickieD there now, would you, avro? ;-)

 

Originally Posted By FerretAfros

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Do you have a mirror in my pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants." (I think that wins the creepy award)