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    Originally Posted By Dave

    Or another good one would be...

    To Infinity and Beyond
     
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    Originally Posted By amazedncal2

    >>> Onboard baby buggy technology in those days was three colored beads strung on a wire, an abacus so simple it was insulting even to toddlers<<<

    ^^Gosh this cracked me up. It was our oldest kids stroller to a T :)

    Thank you for the link chickapin :)
     
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    Originally Posted By wonderingalice

    <<I don't know WHAT I will do when the next baby arrives in May!!!>>

    I won't venture a guess for you, but I know EXACTLY what *I* would do!! *LOL*
     
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    Originally Posted By LacyBelle

    I'm with you on that one, Alice. Another non-Mom here.

    DH & I always tease that kids shouldn't be allowed in Disney parks. (I know I'll get slammed for that one, but we are teasing -- some days less than others. After all, I went to DL quite often as a child.)

    I had one inconsiderate Mom that continued to slam her stroller into the back of my foot over and over when we were waiting to enter Frontierland one night at DL as they were emptying out the area after the first Fantasmic! She just could not get the point that we were not going to move until the Rivers of America area was cleared. She could hit me all she wanted, the CM was not ready to let our mob in yet.

    I liked that HOV lane concept, except perhaps the lanes should be for those without strollers that want to navigate around.
     
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    Originally Posted By wonderingalice

    ^^I hear ya, LacyBelle!

    I love seeing the wide-eyed happy children enjoying Disneyland... like you, my parents took me there often as a child, and there's nothing quite like seeing the magic reflected in their faces. But I run low on patience with parents driving destructo strollers - especially if their over-tired kids are screaming (literally) for nap/bedtime.
     
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    Originally Posted By DVC_dad

    Well MY personal rule is this... Once the day becomes NOT FUN, its time to GO TO THE ROOM.

    Uh... which is how we got so many kids ;)

    But seriously, I hate seeing parents who are tired snatching up their kids who are three times as worn out, and you know... beating them, or talking in their ear, or whatever.

    That's just not fun and way way waaaaay uncool in the parks. Now at home that is perfectly acceptable, in fact part of the parental requirements. But hey, when in the Parks, have fun, otherwise, go take a breather.



    I wonder if I could make my stroller shock people without shocking the occupants, some sort of battery system. Maybe a cattle prod or something... *scratches chin*
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    <Well MY personal rule is this... Once the day becomes NOT FUN, its time to GO TO THE ROOM.

    Uh... which is how we got so many kids ;) >

    <I wonder if I could make my stroller shock people without shocking the occupants, some sort of battery system. Maybe a cattle prod or something... *scratches chin*>

    LOL!!
     
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    Originally Posted By wonderingalice

    A cattle prod?!?

    You'd better equip that thing with armor and a roll-cage, too, in that case! Kids or no kids, I feel a cattle prod comin' from it, that thing's going down... HARD! *LMAO*
     
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    Originally Posted By DVC_dad

    ...can't



    ...stop



    ...LAUGHING!!!



    ...tears!



    ...hurts!
     
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    Originally Posted By LacyBelle

    Watch it, DVC. These non-breeders may start coming after you.

    Cattle-prods indeed. LOL.
     
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    Originally Posted By DVC_dad

    ok ok ok...well maybe some sort of probe shaped things that go bzzzzt bzzzzt as you pass.

    I give my 20 month old a plastic ninja sword to wave around as he rides in the front seat of the double stroller.

    People spin around ready to fight someone only to see a baby with a smile... (I really am kidding, sort of)

    I steer clear of danyoung after 7 PM in Epcot though. ;)
     
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    Originally Posted By LacyBelle

    I can just see it -- the little DVC all ready for a duel. Bring it on!

    LOL. So true about Dan. Stumbling around in a haze with that cigar -- making the circle around the World Showcase. That can't be good. I'm just glad he survived to tell the tale.
     
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    Originally Posted By wonderingalice

    ^^LacyBelle... We can take DVCDad EASILY... He can't run with that load he's always haulin' around... Muuwahahahahaha!!!
     
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    Originally Posted By RAM1984

    My daughter is an expert on these space-age contraptions. When we go to the mall
    she points out every one we see and can quote the price.
    We were thrilled when our 2nd child was born in 1975 because that was when the "umbroller" hit the market. We dumped the expensive ($50) one we had inherited and for the next 4 kids it was portable strollers all the way. I could hold a baby in one arm, fold and stick the stroller in the trunk with the other. When we went to DL we rented because that just seemed so much easier. No fighting getting on and off the trams and more space in the car.
    Personally I do not understand the status symbol strollers but young mothers everywhere are sold (litterally)
    on them.
    BTW: My daughter uses a double stroller but ya'no what? We are always very curtious and look out for people while pushing. We figure it is our responsibility to get out of their way.

    I have been bashed in the ankles with strollers wielded by agressive parents more times than I can count though. The best is when the kid doesn't want to ride anymore and the parents let him/her push it around. LOOK OUT!!!!!

    >> Once the day becomes NOT FUN, its time to GO TO THE ROOM.<<
    This has always been my philosophy.
     
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    Originally Posted By LacyBelle

    Alice, I just got a picture in my head of DVC_Dad with all those little rugrats hanging onto his pants legs while he's trying to chase after us with that commando stroller. LOL.
     
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    Originally Posted By DVC_dad

    Okay ladies and gents, take a look at THIS!

    *snatches the cover off to trumpets sounding*

    We hear ooh's and ahh's all around...

    I call it, "The Probe Motor Roller Kid Porter."
    One giant electric probe in front, giving off bzzzzzt sounds and visible electric archs, and as I pull on the motorcycle handle throttle the golf cart motor comes to life!

    It has seating for four kids and huge, red-neck mud tires, but that's only available on the floor model. ;)
     
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    Originally Posted By trailsend

    >>>>I'm gonna get me one of them 6 seaters and put 5 kids in it and stack the 6th seat up with all kinds of GEAR and take that thing into the MK! I am gonna paint "Peter Pan or Bust" on the sides!<<<<

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    >>>>Or another good one would be...

    To Infinity and Beyond<<<<

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I want one! I'm sure I'll have grandchildren some day and I want one!

    HAHAHAHAHA
     
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    Originally Posted By sherrytodd

    VCR-CD-DVD-DVC_Dad you are absolutely cracking me up! Can I get a customized model that since I only have one kid with seating for both me and him? I figure you just move the motorcycle handle throtle to a custom leather seat in the rear for me and Brendan can be up front add the shocks, suspension and we're touring in style! Oh and I also want a Monorail horn installed to clear everyone out of my way!
     
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    Originally Posted By wonderingalice

    *LOL* LacyBelle! But to get him in THAT condition - First, you take the passenger side wheels out and I'll take the driver's side... Disable the destructo, then watch DVC and his herd go rumblin' tumblin'... Wheeeeeeeeeee HAWWWWWW! Rootin' tootin' shootin' non-moms unite!

    Oh geez! We're all gonna be BANNED from Disneyland if we ever show up at the same time!

    *LOL*
     
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    Originally Posted By trailsend

    LacyBelle and wonderingalice ~ you've got to see the pics of this group in WDW Trip Reports ~ DVC_dad's Tripped out Trip Report ~ I think that's the title.

    You'll enjoy this!

    :D
     

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