Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Ooops! I left Dole Whips out of the last two score updates. They get 5 pity points for that. Dill Pickles: 15 Churros: 17 Skewers: 15 Dole Whips: 12
Originally Posted By SuzieQ Well, considering I'd have to take a dose of Mylanta and probably still end up in GI Hell from eating skewers right now.... Sick as I am, I'm dreaming of doing just that so I can have that delicious flavor
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Ah, the "Tiny Tim" approach. Play on my sympathies. Well, 'tis the season. 4 pity points for Skewers. Dill Pickles: 15 Churros: 17 Skewers: 19 Dole Whips: 12
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Um, skeweres have BACON Hello?!!! Skewers are multi-faceted. C'mon they deserve more points...
Originally Posted By DlandDug May I point out to all assembled that DILL PICKLES (the snack that answers back) are also an engaging source of alternative energy. The Dill Pickle Battery ( ttp://www.exploratorium.edu/cooking/pickles/images/pickle_final2.jpgck ) is not merely a bizarre middle school science fair experiment. It is a bona fide source of electrical power. While the production of churros, Dole Whips and skewers actually CONSUMES our precious energy, DILL PICKLES are in the brave forefront of lunatic enviro-friendly energy sources. A vote for DILL PICKLES is a vote to defeat rogue nations who would hold us hostage through energy dependence.
Originally Posted By DlandDug FOUL! FOUL! Immediately following a thinly veiled threat from an alternate Snack devotee, my link has failed. Coincidence??? I THINK NOT! It pains me to see the awards elections getting so... ugly... at such an early stage. Perhaps it's excessive energy consumption that has brought this on. Regardless, I strongly urge all right thinking people to copy and paste the provided link. Or make one of those tiny url thingies.
Originally Posted By DlandDug OR... <a href="http://www.exploratorium.edu/cooking/pickles/images/pickle_final2.jpgck" target="_blank">http://www.exploratorium.edu/c ooking/pickles/images/pickle_final2.jpgck</a>
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Guess you're in quite the pickle there aren't you Classen? You got the Vlasic virus.
Originally Posted By DlandDug The Surgeon General (not to be confused with the Sturgeon Sandwich) has determined on the basis of post #30 that excessive skewer consumption impairs one's ability to resist dreadful puns. This has been a public service announcement by the HMEODRFSP.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter I vote for the chocolate chunk cookies at Pooh's Corner. They've got chocolate. And chunks.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter And tee tiny little toffee crunch bits. Combined with the chocolate chunks, you just can't beat it with a stick.
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb Dole Whip... creamy, tarty, refeshy and the only treat to be accompanied by its very own classic Disney attraction. How many other treats have their own soundtrack? They are also the PERFECT follow-up to the honerable mention snack, a heart attack on a stick the "crunchy coranary corndog" Plus Kyle says (in a tone of voice much like Homer discussing doughnuts or beer) "Dole Whip is a juicy, creamy sensation!"
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 <<May I point out to all assembled that DILL PICKLES (the snack that answers back) are also an engaging source of alternative energy.>> WHOA!!! NOT SO FAST THERE, SPARKY!!! "Dill Pickles -- the snack that answers back"?!?! I don't THINK so! Just a second... Allow me a moment to ">>" the DVD I've just placed in the player... Okay, okay, yes, here we go... The LaughingPlace.com Golden Doobie Awards Ceremony 2004, taking place in beautiful DCA... We're gathering outside of Hollywood & Dine [>>] We're inside [>>] LP'ers chatting... getting food [>>] Disneyland Ambassador welcoming us [>>] Fabulous production number! [>>] YUP, here we are... This is it! >> After announcing Golden Doobie, Emcee takes a break from giving Awards to read a sponsorship promo from cue card: "Turkey Legs: The Snack That Answers Back!" TURKEY LEGS! THE SNACK THAT ANSWERS BACK! In 2004!!! And what's WORSE?! I have it from MOST credible sources that the emcee stole that line from YOU, Mr. DlandDug! I hereby demand that Sour Pickles be disqualified from the Snackies!
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan >>Combined with the chocolate chunks, you just can't beat it with a stick.<< I like the subtle anti-skewer pun, intended or not. I'm giving it 10 points. Dill Pickles: 15 Churros: 17 Skewers: 19 Dole Whips: 12 Cookies at Pooh Corner: 10 But Lisann called them Pooh Cookies. It's juvenile of me, but that just sounds so darn wrong. That is a five point deduction for the cookies. BUT I like Lisann calling Doug "Claussen", so I'm re-awarding five points back to Cookies at Pooh Corner, so the above totals stand.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Inspector's important "Cold Case" research through the archives was impressive. So, in his honor, I am awarding Disneyland Popcorn 10 points. But I cannot omit Dill Pickles from the competition, nonetheless. Lisann has been searching all sorts of pickle brand names, and Doug revealed important pickle scientific importance. Dill Pickles: 15 Churros: 17 Skewers: 19 Dole Whips: 12 Cookies at Pooh Corner: 10 Disneyland Popcorn: 10 (It's ALWAYS a "10"!!!)
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Autopia Deb has earned two points for her charming Dole Whip remarks. (Be less charming and you can earn higher points.) Dill Pickles: 15 Churros: 17 Skewers: 19 Dole Whips: 14 Cookies at Pooh Corner: 10 Disneyland Popcorn: 10 (It's ALWAYS a "10"!!!)
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb Homer Simpson sounds out of an 11 year old, CHARMING!? OK, less charming... Churos: just as yummy a 3rd the price, twice the size... Costco Popcorn: just as crunchy with other flavor options... any fair, carinival or movie theater Cookies: even *I* can make a pretty yummy cookie and I can choose what types of chips, nuts or candies to add depending on my mood... locations vary Skewers: not really a snack more of a meal... better ones found at ANY Thai restaurant on the planet. And the least worthy... Pickles... any grocer or just my fridge Clearly the Dole Whip, available only in Hawaii and at Disney is the only true competitor here and should win hands down. *humph, charming*
