Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter KAR2OONMAN!!! You. . . you. . . you traitor! And you, ReadingMom. You wound me with your support of my attacker.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 <<<I made sure to keep Simba safe while Lisa gave him a high 5...>>>> <whispering to Japtain Cack> heehee, after many months and long hours of training ole Simba sure pulled that off didn't he? COUGH COUGH COUGH
Originally Posted By iceknyght >><whispering to Japtain Cack> heehee, after many months and long hours of training ole Simba sure pulled that off didn't he?<< I was worried there for a while, but Simba pulled through nicley... Nice set up with Nicia behaving, threw Glitter off big time! Uh, I mean *Cough, cough*
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan The Sluggo Story: Lisann loves all of God's creatures, great and small. She explained to us that some time ago, a small garden slug somehow made his way across the patio and pays nocturnal visits to her home. The other animals have come to think of the little invertibrate as just another family pet. Sluggo even brings dates over from time to time. Of course, we learned this story too late. Goodgirl loves MOST of God's creatures, but slugs? Not so much. In fact, she was horrified at the very sight of little Sluggo meandering near her chair on the patio. She was frozen in fear, so, being the gallant young lad that I am, I bent down and picked up little Sluggo very gently with my bare hand so that I could relocate him to a small flower pot on the other side of the yard. Goodgirl was not appreciative. She was disgusted that I would touch the slug, and demanded that I sterilize my hand at once, ignoring the fact that slug slime has beneficial medical properties and the fact that slugs take great pride in personal grooming and hygeine. It was only upon returning to the table we learned of Sluggo and how much a part of Lisa's pet menagerie he is. If I had known, I would never have... I mean, if anything happens to the little guy I'll never be able to live with myself. We should know in the 6 weeks it will take the poor little guy to make his way back across the patio if he is okay or not. I wait and worry... Later, Simba did 'fall' into the pool. However, it was near the area where Sluggo was moved. Did he fall, or was it the first in a series of slugful acts designed to extract revenge???????? If anything happens to me 10 - 15 years from now (the time it would take him to reach my home from Lisa's moving at top slug speed), make sure the police question Sluggo first. He shouldn't be very far from the scene of the crime.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Sammy left Pup-A-Roni crumbs from the flower pot, around the pool, over the patio chairs and to the sliding door welcome mat this morning. Still. No. Sign. Of. Sluggo. I'm telling you Casa Carrier will NEVER be the same.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan KAR2OONMAN!!! You. . . you. . . you traitor!<< What!? I am no traitor! I just wasn't there to witness the mauling. However I DID see Lisa's cat go after you like Shere Khan going for Mowgli...
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter So, just to recap for our viewers at home, Lisann and iceknyght have confessed to a conspiracy in which Simba was actually trained to attack me, "goodgirl" (ha!) is the *real* animal hater, and Sluggo is the one who caused Simba to fall in the pool. I shall await apologies and conciliatory gifts from all who have wronged me.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Now she's a cough-reader. Maybe your right Kar2oonman it's post-DRAMATIC-syndrome.
Originally Posted By goodgirl >>Buddy is all in a dither about what happened to his poor little doggy friend.<< Poor Buddy: <a href="http://albums.photo.epson.com/j/ViewPhoto?u=4320885&a=32265929&p=74618956" target="_blank">http://albums.photo.epson.com/ j/ViewPhoto?u=4320885&a=32265929&p=74618956</a>
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Lisa, had you invested in one of these, poor Sluggo might not be lost out there somewhere... <a href="http://www.bobpazsignshop.com/product_info.php?products_id=581" target="_blank">http://www.bobpazsignshop.com/ product_info.php?products_id=581</a>
Originally Posted By goodgirl Oops. Sorry. That was the breakfast Kar2oonman made for me. Here's Buddy the Wonder dog, obviously worrying about his friend Simba: <a href="http://albums.photo.epson.com/j/ViewPhoto?u=4320885&a=32265929&p=74618957&f=0" target="_blank">http://albums.photo.epson.com/ j/ViewPhoto?u=4320885&a=32265929&p=74618957&f=0</a>
Originally Posted By Lisann22 <<<Lisa, had you invested in one of these, poor Sluggo might not be lost out there somewhere.>>> Don't put this on me. My pets were perfectly content and SAFE until I let you heathens into my house. Sluggo lived the goodlife between the kitchen sink cabinet and his nightly saunas under the dishwasher - now, now he's somewhere out there amongst the earthworms and squirrels. Lost, cold and lonely.
Originally Posted By iceknyght >>Buddy's a pancake Mickey?<< LMAO! That's what I was thinking... >>Lisa, had you invested in one of these, poor Sluggo might not be lost out there somewhere... <a href="http://www.bobpazsignshop.com/" target="_blank">http://www.bobpazsignshop.com/</a> product_info.php?products_id=581<< LMAO! THAT is just too funny... It would go nicely with the shirt I designed...
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Sluggo lived the goodlife between the kitchen sink cabinet and his nightly saunas under the dishwasher - now, now he's somewhere out there amongst the earthworms and squirrels. Lost, cold and lonely.<< True confession time: The flower pot I placed him in was empty... except for a couple of empty snail shells. That was like relocating poor little Dumbo to the elephant burial ground surrounded by skulls and tusks. Talk about traumatic stress...
Originally Posted By iceknyght Here it is! <a href="http://albums.photo.epson.com/j/ViewPhoto?u=4061339&a=30458424&p=74619021" target="_blank">http://albums.photo.epson.com/ j/ViewPhoto?u=4061339&a=30458424&p=74619021</a>
