Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove Umm, here's a deep thought by Jack Handey that I've always liked: "I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary!"
Originally Posted By LacyBelle "When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges,†Jack Handey.
Originally Posted By knightnfrees X marks an appropriate one... "One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.""
Originally Posted By alexbook You know, I thought "Deep Thoughts" was pretty funny at first, but I got tired of it pretty quickly.
Originally Posted By WDWdreamin Zany vet students just put on a Jack Handy skit at our Junior Review Night with quotes from professors that were very random. It was hilarious.
Originally Posted By knightnfrees Falling rain and snow I experienced today. Meanwhile it was in the 90's near my old abode.
Originally Posted By gottaluvdavillains Good Grief Knight, did someone forget to tell the weather Gods in Chi-town it is spring!?!
Originally Posted By knightnfrees Heck, it was 70's for a few days here...It's been a strange one, that's fer shure.
Originally Posted By alexbook It's really nice weather in SoCal today, and I think they even managed to put the fires out.
Originally Posted By knightnfrees Just want to give a shout out to our OP. It's his B-day today. Have a happy one, friend!
Originally Posted By WDWdreamin Kinda wish I was in SoCal already. It's practically snowing here. Okay... so NOT kinda... TOTALLY!
