Originally Posted By threeundertwo The story so far: "Disneyland Announces New Ride!" And you wear socks while eating Dole Whips, but on Saturdays you have to walk backwards, leading to severe disorientation. I saw Orlando Bloom! He was escorted by a dolphin wearing a diaper made from the leftover Mouse Ears from the 50th Anniversary celebration. Goofy and Donald Duck have lingering feelings for Keira, as do many men. The missing beach sock likes her too, apparently! Suddenly, who should appear? Cookiemonster, bottle rocket, underpants, and a few other Disneydad friends, including Winchester. Pork Chop, Novella, and Lamb Chop weren’t involved. Pork Chop is missing, and Al is suspected. Huey, Dewey and Louie are in no way involved either. In fact, they were seen elsewhere, with sticks of dynamite, blowing up all socks. "My heart is weeping. I need a tissue," said Sneezy, who was stuck in the turnstile with churros and popcorn. He threw the popcorn and ate the churro and was very happy. Snow White said excitedly, "What a funny little web site you have, Doobie and Rebekah! And I like the pictures of those cute little kids playing with their Tigger and Pooh plushes." Meanwhile, Cruella de Ville had her arm around dear simple Pork Chop, aka Disneydad109, and touched the security alarm switch. Lights started to flash, and sousaphones were heard. "Help, what is happening? I wet my pants. Hope no one notices!!!!!!!" said the frightened, purple Dole Whip, while washing away her pirate disguise. "It's Parrot Hilton!" cried Alex, who clearly had channeled the spirit of our dear Uncle Walt. “That wasn’t a sentence,†replied our knowledgeable friend who recognized sentence fragments. The sky grew dark as Captain Jack Sparrow, the new Macy’s balloon, was inflated with some of disneydad’s stolen socks! That of course led to a steaming disneydad! Meanwhile at the Batcave the bats were flying away with disneydad’s socks! And over in Gotham Batman and Robin became itchy in their tights. So they went to Doctor Scratch and Sniff seeking a remedy for their itching and scratching they go to Lourdes who pulled the socks off the mean bad person. “What shall I do now that I have the secret to infinite to make your nose as long as Pinocchios and yet as attractive to everyone who passes! Free APs were then handed out to long and tall people who sang “small world†loudly in a French accent without forgetting the Dalmatians! Stacers76 typed over four but we forgive her since avromark cannot count. And remembering Dalmations gives (Barf! I meant Dalmatians. . .) SoThisIsLove bad spelling lessons; or Dalmatian-envy block . . . that was used as a sneaky way out of Tomorrowland’s best ride, Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters. Meanwhile, over in Adventureland, Launchpad McQuack was on the Jungle Cruise with the Apple Dumpling Gang. The Skipper oddly enough told the old jokes never noticing that his socks were outside his toes. Boats exploded when the skipper unexpectedly turned back of the water spraying elephant and his gun misfired, causing panic. In the ensuing melee, several animatronics were senselessly sprayed with socks by the leaping tiger who recognized its best friend, the waterfall bathing elephant. The plague of locusts eat all the socks in the laundry room of the Forbidden Eye. Meanwhile, on Main Street, the Dapper Dans entertained when something strange happened. The wind changed direction, the sky grew dark . . .Mary Poppins appeared in a lovely Victoria’s Secret undergarment made entirely of umbrellas. She immediately stepped into a rabbit hole and fell straight up. “What are you doing with that flamingo?†said Captain Barbossa’s undead monkey. Mary replied “Clearly the monkey wanted a cuppa†but he has tuppence and not American dollars, there’s no currency exchange at the Emporium, but they do take checks but not Rice Chex ™, and not corn chex™. Who likes wheat chex™? But, I prefer corn the juice from same Siberian Polar Plant that doesn’t power Disneyland, however Disneyland uses Pixie Power. “I am the ruler of tea making†said Mrs. Potts fittingly. “Look, it fits inside here!†Suddenly Belle found that the teabag had disappeared down Captain Jack’s shirt. “I’ll get it back!†Oh no, Captain Barbosa when did he arrive? His socks smell bad!!!!!!! He stole the Monte Cristo sandwich and fled to Discoveryland in Paris and turned and shouted and twisted this summer. In walked Pork Chop, being carried by Kar2oonMan. “Oh hi you two!†exclaimed bloona quite loudly! Pork Chop said nothing but sniffed the socks that belonged to tigger! Tiggers are wonderful things! The Wonderful World of Disney dad’s sock collection in the burning cabin. Fireman save my babies! Mrs Potts poured tea on bloona’s fever brow. “You must be mad after seeing where that tea has been, why, I think I’ll go make another brew and feed it to pink elephants on parade. Here we go again said Dumbo, flying high over the chimney sweeps. Timothy J. Mouse suddenly yelled loudly “Hey Dumbo! Just look at that! It’s a small world, small world after all!†But WDW is large, as is Mickey Mouse’s financial portfolio. Of course, Pluto invests for him in cheese futures. However this slows the process down just a bit. Meanwhile, at the ranch, the pardoned Thanksgiving turkeys held Pinocchio for ransom are having a dance
