Originally Posted By alexbook The story so far: "Disneyland Announces New Ride!" And you wear socks while eating Dole Whips, but on Saturdays you have to walk backwards, leading to severe disorientation. I saw Orlando Bloom! He was escorted by a dolphin wearing a diaper made from the leftover Mouse Ears from the 50th Anniversary celebration. Goofy and Donald Duck have lingering feelings for Keira, as do many men. The missing beach sock likes her too, apparently! Suddenly, who should appear? Cookiemonster, bottle rocket, underpants, and a few other Disneydad friends, including Winchester. Pork Chop, Novella, and Lamb Chop weren’t involved. Pork Chop is missing, and Al is suspected. Huey, Dewey and Louie are in no way involved either. In fact, they were seen elsewhere, with sticks of dynamite, blowing up all socks. "My heart is weeping. I need a tissue," said Sneezy, who was stuck in the turnstile with churros and popcorn. He threw the popcorn and ate the churro and was very happy. Snow White said excitedly, "What a funny little web site you have, Doobie and Rebekah! And I like the pictures of those cute little kids playing with their Tigger and Pooh plushes." Meanwhile, Cruella de Ville had her arm around dear simple Pork Chop, aka Disneydad109, and touched the security alarm switch. Lights started to flash, and sousaphones were heard. "Help, what is happening? I wet my pants. Hope no one notices!!!!!!!" said the frightened, purple Dole Whip, while washing away her pirate disguise. "It's Parrot Hilton!" cried
