Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland The Archdiocese of the East Side of Disneyland has passed a new policy, and is of Zero Tolerance of Popcornians or the Consumption of Popcorn within this Cathedral. Please respect this.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland Aside from that, we offer this Cathedral as Sanctuary for Churroians who are being persecuted by the vile Popcornians.
Originally Posted By Ursus J Bear *Ursus saunters in, making sure he doesn't touch the greasy walls* "Persecute? All we do is hold up the light. And you all hide in her amongst the bubbling deep fry oil vats. Give up the greasy dough sticks and funny hats, and join us out in the light." *whistles, shuffles out the huge double doors, noticing the oily sheen on the doorknobs*
Originally Posted By mousiegirl Thats no oily sheen you see! Thats polished sheen so perfect you can see your reflection (though i'm not sure i'd want to see yours, you know what popcorn does to your skin!).
Originally Posted By Ursus J Bear *ahem* Your having a little grammatical trouble, Mousiegrrrl. Deep fried dough sticks muddle the complexion, while light airy natural goodness keeps it clear. And that sheen has a rainbow hue to it...much like an OIL SLICK....
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland How dare you insult her Imperial Majesty inside a Churroian Cathedral! And for your information, we fly the TDL Custodial force here every night to clean this place after you spatter popcorn everywhere!
Originally Posted By Ursus J Bear They must work 'round the clock to keep the deep dry vats from splattering the windows, creating that faux strained glass FX....
Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019 No cleaner Cathedral has ever been seen you naughty bear! Have a beer?!
Originally Posted By m2 Did you notice the sugar trail that is left from their shoes when they leave the place? It must be mighty sticky in there.
Originally Posted By AladdinAZ Point of order, Isn't it true that the preparation method for churros at the churro carts is actually placing the churro on a conveyor belt that allows for the gentle toasting of the churro (unlike the rancid greasy oil splattering that occurs at popcorn carts with their oily boiling toiling of trouble in those kettles from h*ll)
Originally Posted By Ursus J Bear ANTS! *takes beer* Thanks! Hops over columns of ants working thier way into Churro Valley Community Center
Originally Posted By Ursus J Bear I think that's to reheat them after they've been floating like a doughy log in the boiling hot oil vats hidden behind IASW, or, as we have recently discovered, SANTE FE SPRINGS.
Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019 Santa Fe Springs, Ursus. You seem to have a very advanced case of Tiggirlitis. Straight to the Fantasyland Institution! they have the remedy....
Originally Posted By EdisYoda <---places Ursus J Bear under arrest in the name of the Most Holy Churro. Mr. Bear, you are charged with the desicration of a Holy place. Come along peacefully.
Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019 August 31, 2002 The High Court of the Archdiocese of the East Side ;;His Emminence is dressed in full regala and sitting atop the court bench;; Case Number 4398498643LP, The Church of the Most Holy Churro and the Archdiocese of the East Side vs. Ursus J Bear. Mr Bear, you are charged with desicration of a Holy Place, namelt the Cathedral of Our Lady of Churros. how do you plead?
Originally Posted By cmpaley The Supreme Pontiff of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland supports the trial, conviction and severe sentencing of the criminal, Ursus J Bear.
Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019 ;;a continuation from the trial post above;; Ursus J. Bear, in this case, as the Supreme Pontiff has supported your conviction, a plee is not nessecary. The trial will carry on. The prosecution may call its first witness.
