Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019 Councelor ;;points to King EdisYoda;;, please present us with your first witness.
Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019 His Sweetness, Christopher (cmpaley), Supreme Pontiff of the Church of the Most Holy Churro has been called to the stand.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan <--- runs into courtroom Sorry I'm late, Ursus. Watch as I stun this kangaroo court into silenece with my Pacino bit... YOU'RE OUT OF ORDAH! HE'S OUT OF ORDAH!! YOU'RE AWWWLL OUT OF ORDAH!!!!
Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019 ;;points to Kar2oonMan and motions to guards;; Sorry Mr. Toon, but you are the one who is out of order. I am holding you in contempt of court.
Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019 ;;Bailiff whispers in ear;; It appears the court if not ready to proceed with the trial. I hereby postpone the trial until tomorrow, Tuesday, September 3, 2002. The defendent will remain in custody at the Fantasyland Institution. ;;slams gavel;; Court is adjourned.
Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019 September 2, 2002 The Cathedral of Our Lady of Churros (Carousel Theatre), Archdiocese of the East Side. ;;His Emminence, the Cardinal of the East Side stands before throngs of reporters waiting for some kind of official word from the Church;; Good people gathered here today: we regret to inform you that the Church of the Most Holy Churro will not make an official press release about the accusation stated on the UNDERCOVER: The Church of the Most Holy Churro thread (loacated: <a href="http://www.laughingplace.com/default.asp?WCI=MsgBoard&WCE=T-24669-P-1&Refresh=0902130410" target="_blank">http://www.laughingplace.com/d efault.asp?WCI=MsgBoard&WCE=T-24669-P-1&Refresh=0902130410</a>) It is not Church policy to discuss the inner workings, nor is it my position to discuss the workings of His Sweetness. An official statement will be released as soon as the Grand Council has had a chance to meet and discuss the current event. Thank you. Any questions?
Originally Posted By RealmOfDarkness *Disquised as a reporter* Excuse me sir! Is it true the Church bilked Disney out of tens of thousands of dollars? What about has the Church been using force and threats to obtain votes for the upcoming SNACKIE Awards?
Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019 ;;steps down from podium and is swept quickly out of site by body guards;;
Originally Posted By Rider 1 ! OBJECTION ! Constitutional law requires separation of church and state. This trial is therefore deemed unconstitutional and Popcorn wins by default. Triple damages are to be awarded to the Popcorn contingent for intentional breach of the constitution. The ACLU has been notified! This is not a trial - It is an attempted inquisition !
Originally Posted By Rider 1 if you really think hard about it and look for hidden meaning: Perhaps Our Preferred ChOsen RefreshmeNt Reflects oUr Longing for Equal Snacking. Consider eacH time yoU Reach aRound yOur Snack you’re Saying that yoU Can Keep your choices open. do you see the hidden meaning???? it is a capital concept that should be adopted by all!!! i'm sure kar2oonman will support this concept 100%!!!
Originally Posted By m2 <----- sits here reading all this while eating her popcorn. You better not hurt a hair on UJ Bears head.. or body for that matter! Somebody really should inspect the conditions that UJ Bear is being held in. I'm sure there is grease and sugar everywhere.
Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019 Rider 1, the Church of the Most Holy Churro is a seperate ruling party. nice try though.
Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019 I'm not sure if this will automatically have me removed from the clergy, but I think this needs to be addressed. The Churro vs. Popcorn fight is getting a little out of hand. The Church is here to spread the good news and share the taste of the Churro. The Popcorn Alliance is here to spread the same thing. Unfortunatly, others are being forced into the battle. I hereby order ratify a "Free Snacking" Policy as a law for the Archdiocese of the East Side and it is my hope that His Emminence, The Cardinal of the West Side will adopt the same policy. The Free Snacking Policy (Section 938LP, Pp. 47 of Churroian Code) protects Free Snackers in all zones controlled by the Archdiocese of the East Side. It also allows loyal Churroians to choose what they want to snack upon. Not to over rule His Sweetness Show-Time Popcorn Policy as it is not my place to do so. Citizens of the East Side will now be allowed to choose when they want to eat any snack. I hope that this move by my archdiocese will be adopted by the entire Church and that we can reach a hand out to our fellow LPers, regardless of Snaxuality. Signed into East Side Law, September 2, 2002 by His Emminence, David Cardinal RainbowBoy1019, Cardinal of the East Side.
Originally Posted By eww4 >>The Popcorn Alliance is here to spread the same thing<< Rainbowboy, I'm afraid the popcornians are only here to cause mischief and to distract others from the beauty that is Churros. Popcorn is available anywhere in this great wide country, if not world, whereas Churros, properly done, mind you, are only available in perfection at a Disney Park. Churros are special. Popcorn is for commoners. eww4 -- Crown prince of Flick's Fun Fair.
Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019 Your Majesty, I believe you are mistaken in your beliefs. I believe that that attitude you have displayed is exactly the opposite the belief that any roayl should have. Also, I am to be referred to as Your Emminence. I am a Cardinal, Your Majesty.
Originally Posted By eww4 I had wondered where your authority came from, and now I have learned, so I apologize for my insolent attitude towards you (crazy new name confusion). However, I am not saying no one should not be allowed to enjoy churros or popcorn, rather, popcorn is available everywhere, whereas Churros are only available in select locations. Perhaps my final comment was innappropriate. Popcorn is easy to find, churros are not. Let all who wish to eat churros be found to be eating them, regardless of social stature.
Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019 Your disrespect is forgiven, My Son. You're Kingdom is part of a seperate archdiocese, meaning that my Free Snacking Policy is not valid in your Kingdom unless approved by your Cardinal or the Supreme Pontiff.
