Originally Posted By Ursus J Bear *Ursus is dreaming he is skiing down long slopes. He is afraid to fall, since he is skiing on LARD. the smell is making him gag, but he dare not fall. Someone is throwing lard balls at him* *Ursus begins to wake up* "MMMmmmmmnnnnnuuuphuuussmmm? WAIT A minute! What am I doing here chained in the bubbling grease pits in the bowels of St. Pixies? "Someone slipped me a mickey!"
Originally Posted By EdisYoda Hate to say it I do, but you are not in St. Pixies. Sleeping in the place where they clean out the grease from the popcorn machines you are.
Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019 (Pp. 51) An amendment has been made to the East Side Free Snacking Policy. The Church of the Most Holy Churro wishes to make it clear the Free Snacking Policy does not include popcorn or any popped substance. This was not a decision by myself. It is stated in the Holy Churro Bible that popcorn snacking is not allowed unless decreed by the Pope. The East Side Free Snacking Policy included and is limited to the consumption of Churros, Turkey Legs, Chimichungas, Ice Cream, Soft Frozen Lemonade, Cotton Candy, Licorice Ropes, Pretzels, and French Fries. Thank you for understanding this amendment.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan You'd allow something as unholy as run-of-the-mill fast food franchise french fries over classic Disneyland Popcorn? Blasphemy!!!
Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019 "You'd allow something as unholy as run-of-the-mill fast food franchise french fries over classic Disneyland Popcorn? Blasphemy!!!" Tells you where popcorn stands, doesn't it.
Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019 I would like to take this oppurtunity to ask FaMulan to take a special position in the Church. This does not require you be Churroian. I need an adviser on the Free Snacking Policies and was hoping you would accept.
Originally Posted By Ursus J Bear <<Tells you where popcorn stands, doesn't it.<< Anything with grease or oily sheen to it goes right to the front of the line for the Churroians.
Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019 Ursus, have you ever looked at a Churro? There is no grease on it at all.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan >>Ursus, have you ever looked at a Churro? There is no grease on it at all.<< That's true. It's all saturated within the crusty confines of the churro, not unlike an oil-bellied version of a Twinkie.
Originally Posted By Ursus J Bear And soaked up with the sugar and cinamon granules. What do you think holds the sugary gooiness onto the lard loaf?
Originally Posted By Ursus J Bear >>Ursus, have you ever looked at a Churro?<< I can't help but look at them. I'm still down here in the belly of St. Pixies, sitting on a pile of old churros. (Week old is too old for me, perfect for the Churroians.) I can see gallon drums of vegetable and canola oil that is being poured into the deep fry vats. When theyare finished floating in the hot oil, they are skimmed off and left to dry under lamps untill all the grease has congealed. It's a horror! I feel I am in hell! The workers are laughing at me, oil running down their chins, sugar in the corner of their mouths! I don't know how much longer I can hold on here! HAAALP! HAAAAALP!
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Churros do resemble the basic construction of an automobile oil filter. Coincidence?
Originally Posted By m2 Funny how that churro king, prince, pope, rainbow guy, whatever, keeps spouting that he wants all snacks to be ok in "HIS" land yet he continues to hold poor UJ Bear in captivity. Don't be fooled by what he says. Look at his actions! RELEASE URSUS J BEAR NOW!!!
Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019 It is the court's decision to free Mr. Bear until furthur notice. You may not leave the confines of Play Pen City. You will be assigned a parole officer.
