Originally Posted By cmpaley His Eminence, David Cardinal Rainbowboy and His Sweetness, Christopher, Supreme Pontiff of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland, are proud to make the following announcement to all Churroians in DCA. We have nominated and named Ragtimegal to be Her Eminence, Dana Cardinal Ragtimegal, Bishop of the Churros of Disney's California Adventure. May she rule her Archdiocese wisely.
Originally Posted By cmpaley We must post a correction due to problems at the publishers... The correct name and title of Ragtimegal is as follows: Her Eminence, Daina Cardinal Ragtimegal, Bishop of the Churros of Disney's California Adventure. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Originally Posted By EdisYoda Congratulate both Her Eminence and Brother Ruben on their appointments. May the Churro be with you!
Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019 ;;opens Holy Churro Bible;; Oh Mighty Churro, your humble servants call upon you today to bless our new appointees. May you keep them safe and let them think only of the Most Holy Churro. In your name we pray.
Originally Posted By Ursus J Bear >>It is the court's decision to free Mr. Bear until furthur notice. You may not leave the confines of Play Pen City. You will be assigned a parole officer.<< Wheee! I'm free! *peels off churros sticking to his fur* ugh! *starts singing* "I'm gonna wash this grease right outta my fur! I'm gonna wash this grease right outta my fur!"
Originally Posted By Ursus J Bear >>We'll put him in between us on the seat and tickle him!<< How 'bout a pillow fight? Down feathers at ten paces? We'll need out own boat for that.
Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019 "How 'bout a pillow fight? Down feathers at ten paces? We'll need out own boat for that" That sounds fun!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019 September 4, 2002 FEAST OF THE HAUNTED MANSION Cathedral of Our Lady of Churros, Tomorrowland On this day, September the fourth, two-thousand-and-two, the Archdiocese of the East Side adopted a new Zero Tolerance Policy. This policy, number 4950384DL is displayed below: It is by decree of His Emminence, the Cardinal of the East Side, that any person or persons found to contain on their person, whether it be consumed or not, any "popped" substance in East Side Archdiocese lands (Tomorrowland, Fantasyland, and Mickey's ToonTown) will be immediatly be placed under a Warrant of Arrest and will appear before the Court of the East Side. All those persons under this Warrant of Arrest will be held in the Fantasyland Institution of Human Torture to await trial. There is no exceptions, not even to Royalty. May the Most Holy Churro bless you and show you the true path.
Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019 THE CHURCH OF THE MOST HOLY CHURRO presents the OFFICIAL RECORD of Appointments and Positions. ------------------------------------ His Sweetness, Supreme Pontiff of the Church of the Most Holy Churro is Chris (cmpaley). His Emminence, the Cardinal of the West Side is TomSawyer. His Emminence, the Cardinal of the East Side is David (RainbowBoy1019). Her Emminence, the Cardinal of Disney's California Adventure is Daina (RagtimeGal). The Deacon of the East Side is Ruben (Ultra_Disney_Freak). Her Imperial Majesty, Queen of the Churros of Main Street, U.S.A. is Candice (MissCandice). His Imperial Majesty, King of the Churros of Adventureland is AladdinAZ. Her Imperial Majesty, Queen of the Churros of New Orleans Square is Erin (NAPC). Her Imperial Majesty, Queen of the Churros of Fantasyland is Tiggirl. His Imperial Majesty, King of the Churros of Frontierland is Ed (EdisYoda). Her Imperial Majesty, Queen of the Churros of Tomorrowland is (Jen) DisneyJen. Her Imperial Majesty, Queen of the Churros of Mickey's Toontown is Mousiegirl. His Highness, Crown Prince of the Churros of Flik's Fun Fair is Eww4. His Imperial Highness, King of the Churros of Paradise Pier is Gregg (Sir_Clinksalot). General of Rancho del Zocalo is Seeker. Lieutenant to the General of Rancho del Zocalo is Cynderella. First Maiden to the Queen of New Orleans Square is Veronica (dizneelover). The Grand Council of the Mighty Empire of the Most Holy Churro and the Church of the Most Holy Churro consists of all of the Kings, Queens, Princes, Princesses, and Clergy. The Grand Council is the supreme governing body of the Church and Empire. The Council can only make decisions when there is a quorum. The current Cathedrals are as follows: The Cathedral of St. Pixie is the seat of the Pope of the Church of the Most Holy Churro. It is the most sacred of all Churroian spaces and is located between the Hub and Castle gate. The Chair of St. Pixie is the first seating area on the left as you approach Sleeping beauty Castle. The Cathedral of Our Lady of Churros is the center of the Archdiocese of the East Side and houses all archdiocese officials. It is a very spacious, modern looking cathedral, also known as the Carousel Theatre in Downtown Tomorrowland.
Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019 It is the decision of the Church of the Most Holy Churro to ignore Popcornian posts in this thread, but since you say it is important, I will listen.
Originally Posted By RealmOfDarkness I need to make a confession to you and be forgiven by the Most Holy Churro.
Originally Posted By RealmOfDarkness I have sinned against the Church and the Most Holy Churro by my own fault. I consumed popcorn and it took over my brain. I couldn't think for myself. I couldn't post my own thoughts, all because that dreaded corn blocked up brain with buttery, greasy fumes. I have finally escaped and I want to tell all that what I have said about the rifts in the Church and everything else is all lies planted in me by Kar2oonMan and his evil sorceress, m2. They knew that Popcorn was losing favor quickly... people everywhere were turning to a more stable and delicious snack food and they need someone to fight for them. So they kidnapped me and did this. Please forgive me, oh merciful Emminence. *throws self at Cardinal's feet*
Originally Posted By RealmOfDarkness I will do your bidding no longer!!! Popcorn is a fraud, everyone. Kar2oonMan is sitting on reports proving that Popcorn is dangerous and that the churro is not only healthy, but a great tasting snack as well. And here is the motherload...Kar2oonMan secretly adores Churros.
Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019 My son...this confession is beyond the level of my appointment. Only His Sweetness could handle this. May the Most Holy Churro Bless You and keep you safe from the scurges of popcorn.
