Originally Posted By cmpaley Um, I won't be able to atttend a trial set for 6:00 on Sunday...at least not for every long. Maybe until 7 or so.
Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019 I have decided that since this "Zero Tolerance Policy" that the East Side has adopted is causing quite an uproar, that it will be completely removed from the law books. The East Side laws are the same as they were a week ago. Go back to your lives, and Queen mouseigirl, ToonTown is in wonderful shape!
Originally Posted By cmpaley The time has come for a reiteration of the Infallible Proclamations made by ourself here for all time: First Proclamation June 6, 2002 It's been a while since I've taken out the robes, but here goes: *Dons Pope robes* We have considered the Laughingplace.com Churros vs. Popcorn debate. There is evidence to support the contention that popcorn is the food of satan! Yes, there is even a picture of people possessed by popcorn demons. Churros, on the other hand is the food of angels. Therefore, we do now declare now and for all time that Churros are the One, True, Holy Disneyland Snack. Popcorn is the food of devils and heretics. Here we place our Apostolic Blessing upon all churro lovers and our prayer for the deliverance from the hands of satan himself of all popcorn lovers. Christopher PP *Removes Pope robes* Second Proclamation *Dons Pope robes and sits on the Chair of St. Pixie, St. Pixie's Basilica, Disneyland, USA to make the following proclamation 7th of June, 2002 AD Feast of Fantasmic! Some further confusion has arisen in light of the issue of Walt Disney eating popcorn. It is true that he did eat popcorn; however, this was before the Most Holy and Venerable Churro was introduced to Disneyland. Before the introduction of Churros to Disneyland, the issue was irrelevant as the the devil had not possessed popcorn as of yet. We are unsure what the devil preferred before Churros were introduced and neither do we care. However, today, we have seen actual pictures of people possessed by the unholy and wicked demons of popcorn! <a href="http://myads.com/LP/1.html" target="_blank">http://myads.com/LP/1.html</a> (third picture from the left, top row) Look at them! The faces of these poor souls are stuffed with the putrid demonic substance. We can only hope that the exorcisms and rituals we are daily conducting will deliver the poor unfortunate soul who consumes popcorn at Disneyland. Special dispensation is granted to those who consume popcorn at Disneyland during and immediately before and during displays of Believe...There's Magic in the Stars and Believe in Holiday Magic. We have learned that the unholy and wicked influence of the demons possessing popcorn which lead souls to the very pit are rendered null and that the demons flee in terror from the love and joy that these productions produce. A special dispensation for viewings of Fantasmic! will be taken under consideration. Our decision will be posted shortly. We pray the blessing of Churros extends throughout the world and place our Apostolic Blessing on all who eat and love churros. Christopher PP *Removes Pope robes and gets into line for Splash Mountain, churro in hand Third Proclamation (A statement of wise counse) Dons Pope robes, but not speaking ex cathedra: Berol, my child, you must realize that our Most Holy Churro is a Disneyland thing. Churros become holy and sanctified upon entry to the Disneyland Resort. Outside, they are the same as popcorn (in fact, Olvera St. in Los Angeles has a combined popcorn and churro cart <which is Disneyland would be the highest blasphemy!>). Yes, my child, Churros did exist before their introduction to Disneyland, but that is irrelevant. It is the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland that I and other Churroians are faithful to. I implore you, come into the light and true side of our Most Holy Churro. You needn't suffer the kernel husks stuck in your teeth and the high blood pressure brought on on salty, oily popcorn. Instead come and bask in the pure magic and love brought to you daily by the wonderful genuine pixie dust of a freshly prepared churro. Repent and recant! We will accept you with open arms in our devotion to the Most Holy Churro. *Removes Pope robes. Fourth Proclamation *Dons Pope robes (another set because that heretic berol stole the first set ;-)and sits on the Chair of St. Pixie, St. Pixie's Basilica, Disneyland, USA to make the following proclamation: June 8, 2002 Feast of St. Pixie and St. Cinammon Upon viewing Fantasmic! last night on the Feast of Fantasmic!, we decree that Special Dispensation is granted to those who desire to eat popcorn ONLY if the popcorn was purchased within an hour before the showing of Fantasmic! they wish to view and they watch the show in its entirety. This dispensation extends to viewings of Believe (Holiday and regular versions) while watching it in connection to Fantasmic! In order to recieve the benefit of the dispensation and prevent possession by the wicked and unholy popcorn demons, the popcorn must be completely consumed before the end of the Fantasmic! show for which it was purchased. The time may be extended to watch Believe only if they watch believe from their Fantasmic! viewing spot on the banks of the Rivers of America. Any remaining popcorn must be discarded immediately after the show by placing it in a trash receptacle or giving it to any form of bird they find. We further decree that Special Indulgences are granted to those who eat a Churro during Fantasmic! and Believe...There's Magic in the Stars and Believe in Holiday Magic. Our prayers for the deliverance of the poor, unfortunate souls that are still possessed by the unholy and wicked popcorn demons (who are in league with baddies like Malificent and Ursula--and will meet their respective fates.) and pray that the blessing of the Most Holy Churro extends throughout the world. Christopher PP *Removes Pope robes and hides them from berol. Fifth Proclamation Dons the third set of Pope robes and sits on the Chair of St. Pixie, St. Pixie's Basilica, Disneyland, USA to make the following proclamation:* June 9 Feast of St. Mickey, Patron of Disneyland We believe a clarification is necesary in regards to the special dispensation relative to the purchase and consumption of popcorn immediately before and during performances of Believe...There's Magic in the Stars, Believe in Holiday Magic, and Fantasmic! We, therefore, give this clarification in order to prevent the poor unfortunate souls possessed by the infamous and wicked popcorn-demons. The aforementioned shows release so much love and magic that the demons possessing the popcorn at Disneyland are forced to flee in terror! Demons cannot abide love and magic, so they flee because the power of these forces overwhelms them and causes them great pain and torment. Therefore, the original neutral state of popcorn is restored for limited periods time relative to performances of these shows. Further, we also attended Friday night's showing of Fantasmic! and have noticed a severe shortage of churros (they close the carts down because there are no more -- sold out!). We observed that people were *forced* to purchase popcorn in the viewing area of Fantasmic! because there were no more churros! Under these circumstances, we can understand the need for a snack food and grant special dispensation to these people only. Of course, we would have preferred that they purchase NOS Fritters, but we are aware that many may not know of their availability, so we hold no ill-will against these. We extend our Apostolic Blessing upon all churroians and pray for the ultimate deliverance and exorcism of the poor souls held in bondage to the wicked and unholy popcorn demons. Christopher PP *Removes Pope robes and places them in a locked safe with combination lock with Jedi Knights loyal to the Most Holy Churro as guards* Sixth Proclamation *Asks EdisYoda to allow me to pass using a secret password, turns the combination lock, removes the pristinely clean Pope robes and dons them, but does not speak ex cathedra (which is why I'm not using the Papal "We"): June 9 Feast of St. Mickey, Patron of Disneyland Oh, Kar2oonMan, my son, you did not read my post correctly. I said they were forced to purchase and consume popcorn, not enjoy it (blech!). I also gave the people Special Dispensation as I am a forgiving and loving Pontiff. If Churros had been available, there would have been no Dispensations given (my proclamation of the Feast of St. Mickey had not been given yet). The only reason that churros would have sold out is that they are so popular! People in their right minds have good taste! They buy CHURROS (the Most Holy and True Snack of Disneyland) and consume them with adoration and glee. My son, you should try it...of course, the popcorn-demon which possesses your poor soul will try to compell you otherwise. I will henceforth include the intention of your deliverance in celebration Sacrament of the Most Holy Churro. EdisYoda, I deeply appreciate your service to the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland. As always, I remain a faithful servant of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland. Christopher PP *Before any popcorn-demon possessed heretic can swipe them, I remove the Pope robes, place them back into the safe, lock it, and give EdisYoda a new password. Seventh Proclamation June 10, 2002 *Asks EdisYoda to allow me to pass using a secret password, turns the combination lock, removes the pristinely clean Pope robes and dons them, but does not speak ex cathedra (which is why I'm not using the Papal "We"): June 9 Feast of St. Mickey, Patron of Disneyland Oh, Kar2oonMan, my son, you did not read my post correctly. I said they were forced to purchase and consume popcorn, not enjoy it (blech!). I also gave the people Special Dispensation as I am a forgiving and loving Pontiff. If Churros had been available, there would have been no Dispensations given (my proclamation of the Feast of St. Mickey had not been given yet). The only reason that churros would have sold out is that they are so popular! People in their right minds have good taste! They buy CHURROS (the Most Holy and True Snack of Disneyland) and consume them with adoration and glee. My son, you should try it...of course, the popcorn-demon which possesses your poor soul will try to compel you otherwise. I will henceforth include the intention of your deliverance in celebration Sacrament of the Most Holy Churro. EdisYoda, I deeply appreciate your service to the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland. As always, I remain a faithful servant of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland. Christopher PP *Before any popcorn-demon possessed heretic can swipe them, I remove the Pope robes, place them back into the safe, lock it, and give EdisYoda a new password. Eighth Proclamation *Asks EdisYoda to allow me to pass using a secret password, turns the combination lock, removes the pristinely clean Pope robes and dons them, and sits on the Chair of St. Pixie, St. Pixie's Basilica, Disneyland, USA before a cheering throng of loyal and faithful Churroians to make the following proclamation: June 12 Feast of St. Ariel, Patronnes of the Rivers of America PROCLAMATION Upon this day, we make this decree for those planning to attend the happy occasion of the return of Eureka!, a California Parade. A Plenary Indulgence is granted to all who consume a churro during or immediately before (within 1/2 hour) the performance of this joyful celebration. Additional indulgences may be gained by consuming a Mint Julep or Dole Whip sometime during the day (June 14, Feast of Eureka!). We pray that the vile and unholy popcorn-demons will not manifest themselves and force poor, helpless souls to get popcorn kernel shards stuck between their teeth, or worse, to break their teeth on unpopped popcorn kernels. DECREE OF CRUSADE We also take this occasion to declare a Holy Crusade against the forces against the vile and wicked popcorn-demons. We, however, hold no ill-will towards the poor opressed soul who cannot know the joy of the cinammony (and other flavor) crunchiness of a properly prepared Churro, whether consumed in Disneyland or Disney's California Adventure. Our battle is not against the people possessed, but against those who possess them (namely, the vile and wicked popcorn-demons). We extend Plenary Indulgences to all Churroians who take up this holy and just cause. IMPOSITION OF TITLES AND STATIONS + We decreee and confer upon Lukegirl the title and station of Duchess of the Churros of Main Street. + In gratitude for his loyal and faithful service, we further decree and confer upon EdisYoda the title and station of Prince of Frontierland Churros. We only ask that you use your stations well to bring glory and honor to the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland. We also take this opportunity to extend titles and stations upon those who desire key positions in the new reign of the Most Holy Churro. BENEDICTION May the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland bless and keep all Churroians and bring deliverance to all poor souls possessed by the wicked and unholy popcorn-demons. Christopher PP *Before any popcorn-demon possessed heretic can swipe them, I remove the Pope robes, place them back into the safe, lock it, and give EdisYoda a new password. Ninth Proclamation *Looks into retinal scanner and removes Papal Robes from the vault, dons them, and sits upon the Seat of St. Pixie, St. Pixie's Cathedral, Disneyland, USA, to make the following Pronouncement: July 8, 2002 First Monday of the Feast of Disneyland It has come to our attention that there are folks who desire to hold kingdoms within Disneyland under our gracious pontificate of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland. Our records show the following: His Sweetness, Christopher, Supreme Pontiff of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland, sits upon the Seat of St. Pixie (the first Churroian) in a benevolent reign, Her Imperial Majesty, Erin (NAPC), Queen of all NOS Churros, His Imperial Majesty, David (Disneyland Forever), King of the Churros of Fantasyland and Crown Prince of all NOS Churros in absentia of the Her Majesty, the Queen, Her Imperial Majesty, Candice (Lukegirl), Queen of the Churros of Main Street, and His Highness, EdisYoda, Prince of the Churros of Frontierland. If we have missed anyone upon whom we have conferred titles and stations, please inform us immediately. We are in the midst of a campaign to take Adventureland (they are surrounded and will soon succumb to the wonders of the Most Holy Churro!) and Critter Country. Accordingly, we will soon need potentates to rule these realms. Of course, your assistance will be required for future campaigns to reclaim Mickey's Toontown and Tomorrowland. DCA will soon be ours as well (Realms will comprise: Sunshine Plaza, Hollywood Pictures Backlot, Condor Flats, Grizzly Peak Recreation Area, Bountiful Valley Farm, Bay Area, and Paradise Pier). To the Popcornians, we will leave Downtown Disney as no churros are sold there anyway (with the exception of the Monorail Station...it's part of Disneyland!)! We confirm our attendance on the High Feast of Disneyland, July 17th, and will proclaim blessings upon all Churroians present. May the blessing of the Most Holy Churro shed abroad upon the entire Magic Kingdom of Disneyland, the Happiest Place on Earth, Where the Magic Began! Signed with our hand on this most blessed day in the first year of our pontificate. Christopher PP Tenth Proclamation (Recap) As His Sweetness, Christopher, Supreme Pontiff of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland, I have the authority to give and take kingdoms. The only requirement is that you assist in the crusade against the poor souls possessed by the vile and wicked popcorn demons and remain faithful and true to our most tasty and glorious Disneyland snack, the Most Holy Churro. As of right now, the titles and kingdoms are as follows: All Churroians are allied with His Sweetness, Christopher (cmpaley), Supreme Pontiff of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland. The following are under my glorious pontificate. New Orleans Square is graciously and justly ruled by Her Imperial Majesty, Erin (NeedaPrinceCharming), Queen of all NOS Churros. She was crowned by Orionsriver. The following were crowned by me: Frontierland is fairly and honestly ruled by His Highness, EdisYoda, Prince of the Churros of Frontierland. Fantasyland is under the gracious domain of His Imperial Majesty, David (Disneyland Forever), King of the Churros of Fantasyland. Main Street USA is under the glorious and just rule of Candice (Lukegirl), Queen of the Churros of Main Street. Adventureland has just been taken and is in need of a potentate. We are currently marching on Critter Country. This leaves two lands and another park for us to take. As we Churroians are tolerant, we have no problem with leaving Downtown Disney to the Popcornians. Churros are not even sold in Downtown Disney, so why would we want it anyway? Join us and celebrate the One True Snack of Disneyland! Eleventh Proclamation (Made Informally) July 9, 2002 DisneyJen...I *knew* that I had given Tomorrowland to someone. Unfortunately, I had lost my list and was working from memory. Hear ye, Hear ye! Let it be known that Her Imperial Majesty, Jen (DisneyJen), is Queen of the Churros of Tomorrowland! This now leaves Mickey's Toontown, Adventureland, and Critter Country in need of potentates. Twelfth Proclamation (Made Informally) July 9, 2002 Seeker, by Papal Decree, you are hereby promoted to El Generál of the Churroian Army. Clinks, I hereby crown you His Imperial Majesty, King of all Paradise Pier Churros, including those served in Avalon Cove. Thirteenth Proclamation (Made Informally) July 9, 2002 Eww4, for the time, you are Crown Prince to the Churros of Flik's Fun Fair? I'll proclaim you King of the Churros of Flik's Fun Fair when it opens. Cyndarella, in order to be adjutant to a General, you must at least be a Lieutenant. Consider yourself an officer. Mickey's Toontown and Critter Country...still available Fourteenth Proclamation *Approaches Tabernacle of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland, looks into retinal scanner, dons Papal vestments, and sits upon the revered Chair of St. Pixie, St. Pixie's Cathedral, Disneyland, USA, to make the following pronouncement: July 10, 2002 First Wednesday in the Feast of Disneyland PROCLAMATION: We have heard the request of Her Imperial Majesty, Erin, Queen of all NOS Churros and the agreement of Her Imperial Majesty, Jennifer (DisneyJen), Queen of the Churros of Tomorroland and His Imperial Majesty, David (Disneyland Forever) and upon due consideration have decided to agree to grant that Ruben (Ultra_Disney_Freak) is hereby crowned and named His Imperial Majesty, Ruben (Ultra_Disney_Freak), King of all NOS Churros, Consort of Her Imperial Majesty, Erin. Long live the King and Queen! We also take this occasion to crown mousiegirl Her Imperial Majesty, mousiegirl, Queen of all Churros of Mickey's Toontown. Long Live the Queen. CLARIFICATION OF TITLES As a matter of clarification, we wish to educate all Churroians of the proper forms of address to the Pontificate and Royalty (in order to avoid confusion). First, we are to be referred to as His Sweetness, Supreme Pontiff of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland. When being informal, it is acceptable to refer to us as the Churro Pope. For Royalty, the following forms are acceptable: For Kings and Queens, they are referred to as: His/Her Imperial Majesty, n. (screen name), King/Queen of (Realm name here). For short, you may refer to them as Your Imperial Majesty or simply King/Queen n. For Princes/Princesses (including Crown Princes/Princesses) and Dukes/Duchesses, they are to be referred to as His/Her Highness, n., Title and Realm. INFALLIBLE LIST OF TITLES AND STATIONS: We present the following list in order of appearance while walking through Disneyland, following the direction of the Disneyland Railroad): Candice (Lukegirl) - Queen of the Churros of Main Street, USA Erin (NAPC) - Queen of all NOS Churros Ruben (Ultra_Disney_Freak) - King of all NOS Churros EdisYoda - Prince of the Churros of Frontierland and Military Advisor to His Sweetness David (Disneyland Forever) - King of the Churros of Fantasyland Mousiegirl - Queen of the all Churros of Mickey's Toontown Jennifer (DisneyJen) - Queen of the Churros of Tomorrowland Seeker - General of Rancho del Zocalo Cynderella - Adjutant to General Seeker SirClinksalot - King of the Churros of Paradise Pier and guard to the entrance of Mr. Toad's Wild Ride Eww4 - Crown Prince of Flik's Fun Fair (to be crowned King when FFF opens). We also take this occasion to declare that the Grand Council of the Most Holy Churro will consist of all who hold Royal Titles. The Military Council will consist of all Generals and Lieutenants, under the able command of our Military Advisor. Finally, we extend our highest praise upon His Imperial Majesty, David (Disneyland Forever), for his swift action in the assault upon our Empire against Kar2oonMan. May the Most Holy Churro bless and keep all Churroians and bring deliverance to all Popcornians from the wicked and vile Popcorn Demons. SIGNED with our hand in the first year of our Pontificate. Christopher PP *Removed Papal Vestments and places them in the Tabernacle of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland* Fiftheenth Proclamation (Majesterial Document) 07/14/2002 An important decision has just been reached by the Majesterium of the Most Holy Churro. The Chair of St. Pixie is located in St. Pixie's Cathedral, Disneyland, USA. The Cathedral is heretofore designated as the approach from the hub to the drawbridge of Sleeping Beauty Castle. The Chair of St. Pixie is the first seating area on the left as one approaches the Castle (so as to be to the Castle's right). Also, a quorum of three is necessary for the Grand Council of the Churroian Empire to make decisions. This quorum can consist of the Supreme Pontiff and any two members of Royalty of the Churroian Empire. So it is ordered on the authority of the Majesterium of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland. Post Script: Also, the meeting place for the Grand Council (whether in full session or quorum) shall be the bow of the Mark Twain Riverboat. Sixteenth Proclamation (Recap of Possessions) 07/21/2002 We are currently in possession of: New Orleans Square - Queen NAPC/King Ultra_Disney_Freak Fantasyland - King DisneylandForever Frontierland - Prince EdisYoda (a promotion is in the works) Main Street USA - Queen Lukegirl Tomorrowland - Queen DisneyJen Mickey's Toontown - Mousiegirl Adventureland - Papal State Critter Country - Papal State Fliks Fun Fair - Crown Prince Eww4 Paradise Pier - Prince SirClinksalot The Westside - Tom Cardinal Sawyer Sunshine Plaza, Golden State (which will be divided if necessary), and Hollywood Pictures Backlot are next in our Campaign for total Churro domination. The lands above that are shown as Papal States are in need of Royalty. We are also accepting application for Cardinals and Bishops. Seventeenth Proclamation *Approaches the Tabernacle of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland, looks into retinal scanner, opens the Tabernacle, removes Papal Vestments, Dons them, and sits upon the throne of St. Pixie, St. Pixie's Cathedral, Disneyland, USA, to make the following proclamation: July 14, 2002 Second Sunday in the Feast of Disneyland We have become aware of some mild confusion relative to the rules and laws related to the adoration and consumption of the Most Holy Churro. We therefore issue these clarifications. It is a crime in the Empire of the Most Holy Churro to consume popcorn at Disneyland Resort except under the following circumstances: 1. In relation to showings of "Believe...There's Magic in the Stars," "Fantasmic!," and "Believe in Holiday Magic." (a) While consuming popcorn under these circumstances, (1) the popcorn must have been purchased in the same venue where the show will be watched, (2) within one-half hour of the start of the show during which the popcorn will be consumed (3) any popcorn the remains after the show must discarded immediately upon the completion of the show unless the popcorn is consumed during the first showing of "Fantasmic!" and "Believe...There's Magic in the Stars" will be watched immediately after. (b) This section may be changed by the Supreme Pontiff by declaration to include other Disneyland Resort shows (such as LuminAria or any DCA Lagoon show). 2. Popcorn may be consumed while watching films at Downtown Disney AMC Theatres. This declaration only applies to the consumption of snack foods while on Disneyland Resort Property. Churros and any other snack other than popcorn are permitted at any time while at Disneyland Resort. Popcorn may be consumed during the times indicated above. We understand that Churros may not be readily available outside of the Disneyland Resort, therefore, we do not hold Churroians to these rules while outside of Disneyland Resort. May the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland bless and keep all Churroians and bring deliverance from the vile and wicked popcorn-demons. SIGNED by our hand during the first year of our Pontificate. Christopher PP Eighteenth Proclamation (Declaration of War between the Churroian Empire and the Realm of Darkness) Now that we are fully aware that the Popcornians are embued with the Dark Side, we enlist all brave Jedi to the cause of victory in the Churroian/Popcornian wars! Long Live the Churroian Empire! Nineteenth Proclamation (Proclamation of Victory and Prayer for Peace 07/18/2002 UGH! We were not here to perform an exorcism?? Ah, well, we proclaim today a day of celebration! The Most Holy Churro has triumphed over the wicked and vile Popcorn Demons and the RealmofDarkness! *waves churro around sprinkling pixie dust everywhere May the Most Holy Churro and our Intercessor, Tinkerbelle, keep us freee from the influence of the vile and wicked Popcorn Demons! St. Walt Disney Pray for us! St. Mickey Pray for us! St. Minney Pray for us! St. Donald Pray for us! St. Daisy Pray for us! St. Goofy Pray for us! St. Cinderella Pray for us! St. Belle Pray for us! St. Snow White Pray for us! St. Ariel Pray for us! St. Jasmine Pray for us! St. Aladdin Pray for us! St. Aurora Pray for us! St. Philip Pray for us! St. Kuzo Pray for us! Oh, Holy Churro of Disneyland! We beg thee to ensure the longjevity and safety of our mighty empire! May you bless us and keep us free from the influence of our enemy! We ask this in the name of Cinnamon and Sugar. Let us all go in peace to love and eat churros! Twentieth Proclamation (Reassurance of the Faithful while the Realm of Darkness attacks a second time) 07/20/2002 Our faithful and loyal children of the Churroian Empire. We wish to reassure you. RealmofDarkness is a spiritual power. He cannot hurt you. He cannot harm you. Stand fast in the faith of our Most Holy Churro. We will prevail by trusting that the power of the Most Holy Churro will overcome this darkness. Let us implore the Most Holy Churro that it defend us and drive out the wicked influence of this RealmofDarkness. We do not wrestle with flesh and blood, but against popcorn kernels and oily salt. We will prevail! Twenty-first Proclamation (Declaration of Tolerance for Bisnaxuals) As Supreme Pontiff of the Most Holy Churro, we say that Churroians are bound to the laws set down by us. People are free to choose what they wish...however, we wish to implore people to submit to the Most Holy Churro and experience the joy and blessing that only the Most Holy Churro can provide. Twenty-second Proclamation (Declaration of Freedom for Churroians) Churroians are free to enjoy any snack except popcorn (with the exception of the designated times and places).
Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019 And here are the CliffNotes: Popcorn is bad. Remember kids: just say no.
Originally Posted By cmpaley Okay, in order to make everyone's life easier, I am posting only pertinent information relative to snacking freedom and the regulations around eating popcorn. I am a loving, tolerant and kind Pontiff. It is my sincere hope that this will alleviate the fears of those who desire snacking freedom: In my Seventeenth Proclamation, I specifically state the following: "It is a crime in the Empire of the Most Holy Churro to consume popcorn at Disneyland Resort except under the following circumstances: 1. In relation to showings of "Believe...There's Magic in the Stars," "Fantasmic!," and "Believe in Holiday Magic." (a) While consuming popcorn under these circumstances, (1) the popcorn must have been purchased in the same venue where the show will be watched, (2) within one-half hour of the start of the show during which the popcorn will be consumed (3) any popcorn the remains after the show must discarded immediately upon the completion of the show unless the popcorn is consumed during the first showing of "Fantasmic!" and "Believe...There's Magic in the Stars" will be watched immediately after. (b) This section may be changed by the Supreme Pontiff by declaration to include other Disneyland Resort shows (such as LuminAria or any DCA Lagoon show). 2. Popcorn may be consumed while watching films at Downtown Disney AMC Theatres. This declaration only applies to the consumption of snack foods while on Disneyland Resort Property. Churros and any other snack other than popcorn are permitted at any time while at Disneyland Resort. Popcorn may be consumed during the times indicated above." Futher, in my Twenty First Proclamation, I declare a policy of tolerance to all bisnaxuals. "As Supreme Pontiff of the Most Holy Churro, we say that Churroians are bound to the laws set down by us. People are free to choose what they wish...however, we wish to implore people to submit to the Most Holy Churro and experience the joy and blessing that only the Most Holy Churro can provide." Finally, in my Twenty Second Proclamation, I declare the following freedom for all Churroians" "Churroians are free to enjoy any snack except popcorn (with the exception of the designated times and places)."
Originally Posted By Tiggirl LOL! Um...I may not be able to make it to my own court appearence...My computer has been having issues with AIM. Sometimes it'll work and other times it wont.
Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019 The defendent does not need to be present. I will be presenting the case against you to the Grand Council and His Sweetness. If you wish, you may have a defense attorney of your own appointment. You must have permission first from the appointee to respresent you. That defense attorney will need to IM myself (RainbowBoy1019) or His Sweetness (Paleycmpaley) tomorrow at 6:00 PM Pacific Standard Time. I am suprised at this turn of events, Tiggirl, I really am. I thought I left my kingdom in capable hands, not those of a Popcornian in disquise.
Originally Posted By Ursus J Bear A convict? *throws back head* Hah! I've been fighting for cleanliness against the oily machinations of the ColonCloggers, a lonely and thankless job, I can assure you. I know there are allies out there, who are secretly wishing me well. I feel like that man (I can't remember his name LOL) who has conducted a cne man fight against the forces of Scientology for years! Tiggirl (after listening to Tony Robbins) came to understand the fallacies and cruelties of the sugar dough and willingly laid down her safety to help one of the Corony Church's victims get out of the Oil vats and back into the sunshine. I shall be honored to take up her defence, if she will have it. I have taken on these devils before and came out without so much as breaking a nail! (The only problem is that Ursus cannot do anything about it thsi weekend. During the day during the week is a more amenable time for him) DON"T WORRY TIGGRRRRL! THEY SHALL NOT BESMIRCH YOUR *breath* NAME! THE SMELL STOPS HERE! er.....it sounded better in rehearsal...
Originally Posted By Tiggirl LOL! Thanks Ursus. What a cool bear, you are! But let it be known that I still love CHURROS! But I choose to no longer be associated with the church. No offense thought to those who take part in it as I do belive in your right to do that. And I still personaly dislike eating popcorn but respect the rights of those who enjoy it. )
Originally Posted By mousiegirl Well said, Tiggirl. but if you believe in the Church's rights, why do you free their prisoners? Ahh, so the zero-tolerance rule has been....whats the word? taken away? Interesting....I was especially opposed to it, because it seemed to be just a spur of the moment decision as a comeback to FaMulan, as opposed to a well-considered new rule. And is the time of the trial being changed again? During the day during the week isn't good for me, but then, i'm not very important for the trial am i.....
Originally Posted By Tiggirl I do believe in the church’s rights but do not believe that they have the right to impose their beliefs on others or to imprison others for not following the religious rules that they (the church) has set for themselves. )
Originally Posted By EdisYoda Tried to convert Churoians in our Most Holyist Places. No trouble he would have been in, if these things were said outside.
Originally Posted By mousiegirl ahh... okay, then i agree that the church has the right to arrest him
Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019 Tiggirl it was not your choice to become unassociated with the Church. You commited High Treason which is on the grounds for immediate excommunication.
Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019 Queen Mousiegirl, the Zero Tolerance Policy was a quickly thought up come back to FaMulan.
