The Church of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland

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    Originally Posted By Ursus J Bear

    listen to him pontificating...
     
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    Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019

    What happens to my position, oh great Supremeous Pontificas.... :)
     
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    Originally Posted By cmpaley

    The positions of Cardinals will, of course, still exist. The difference is that I will be acting as both Emperor and Pontiff. We are, in effect, separating Church and State. The Regent will be in charge of the functions of the State, I will remain in charge of the functions of the Church.
     
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    Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019

    What are the responsibilities then of the Cardinals? To continue religious education of the Most Holy Churro in the alliance?
     
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    Originally Posted By Ursus J Bear

    I think teaching CPR and how to detect the hardening of the arteries from eating the deep fried dough would be a helpful puclic service.
     
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    Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019

    And are the cardinals the supreme rulers, other than the Pope, of their archdiocese's anymore, or is that abolished?
     
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    Originally Posted By eww4

    With a little help from everyone I have been rescued and resuscitated. However, my experience has taught me something.

    *Pulls pulpit from behind his back*

    I formally annouce my separation from the Church of the Most Holy Churro. I do not renounce my love for churros, and I do not accept the claim of supremacy by the popcornians. Nevertheless, regardless of the protection I've offered the church through many volleys of arrows from the confines of Flick's Fun Faire, and the the cathedral I have built to the almighty churro, my brethren and sistren were loathe to help me in my hour of need as I was kidnapped and placed somewhere near the revolving sound of Nathan Lane's voice (I still believe it must have been Innoventions). No, the popcorn fumes did not overcome me, and I am in my right mind. Had the leadership of the church responded to my pleas for help, rather than make wise cracks about popcorn fumes, perhaps my separation from them could have been avoided.

    I now align myself with the free snackers. I shall still uphold the churro and decry the evil of popcorn, but I cannot stand idly by while the leadership of the Churro church ignores the pleas from it's own members, focusing instead upon mincing words with popcornians. If I must abdicate my throne, so be it.

    So it is written, so it is said.
     
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    Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019

    You have already abicated your throne. However, the Church and Empire are now two seperate entities. We urge you to reconsider this. Obviously, if you denounce popcorn still, you are not truly a free snacker. Your path is your choice. True rewards await those who choose wisely.
     
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    Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019

    I would like to take this moment to announce that I will be a religious leader from this moment on in the Church of the Most Holy Churro and not a leader of the Empire of the Most Holy Churro. I have no authority any longer in state affairs and I only live to serve the Churro. Worshippers are still welcome in the Cathedral of Our Lady of Churros.
     
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    Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019

    All are invited to attend a mass in honor of the Most Holy Churro on Saturday, September 21, 2002 at 7:00 P.M. Pacific Standard Time at The Cathedral of Our Lady of Churros. A confessional will also be held in the Laughing Place Chat on AOL Instant Messanger after the mass.

    ALL SNACKING RELIGIONS ARE WELCOME.
     
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    Originally Posted By FaMulan

    Aaah, my greasy child, eew4, in joining those who believe in Snacking Freedom can say or do whatever he wants in regards to the snacks he chooses. The beauty is, no one else has to listen to his denouncement of a particular snack food. He even has the choice of giving popcorn another try. It's like, hey man, whatever floats your boat.
     
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    Originally Posted By Shere Khan

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    Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019

    The Church of the Most Holy Churro will NOT tolerate the discussion of the conversion of royalty, former or current, in this thread. Please post in the Free Snacking thread.
     
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    Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019

    ;;speaking for the last time as Cardinal of the East Side, His Emminence is dressed in full dress regala. With Churro Sceptre in hand, His Emminence steps forward to the railing on the balcony of the magnificent Cathedral of Our Lady of Churros and speaks;;

    Loyal Churroians, Royalty, Clergy, and Citizens:

    Today is the final day of my reign as Cardinal of the East Side of Disneyland. I have chosen to regain my former position as the King and Potentate of the Kingdom of Fantasyland. I will be abstaining from my title of Cardinal while still remaning a religious leader with the position of Bishop. As the Potentate of the Kingdom of Fantasyland, I am a member of the Senate of the Empire of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland and not a part of the Church Council. Thank you to all who continue to worship the Most Holy Churro in this dire time. May the Most Holy Churro bless and keep you all. Amen.
     
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    Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019

    ;;removes Cardinal's robes and dons the robes of the King of Fantasyland.;;

    An official crowning will take place soon.
     
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    Originally Posted By NAPC

    As the Queen of the Churros of New Orleans Square, I am ashamed of the actions of former royalty and the quickness with which they chose the free snacking path at the earliest signs of weakness in the Church. To become a Churroian Royal is an oath in itself: an oath of loyalty and trust in and for the Most Holy Churro. They were given their positions by the Supreme Pontiff because he thought they were best for the job. The Supreme Pontiff thought that these royals would uphold the traditions of the Churroian Faith and practice only the strictest Churroianism. Shame to all of those who denounced the Church and the Most Holy Churro in favor of free snacking anarchy. The Most Holy Churro always protected you when you needed it and the Church always looked out for it's children. Yes, the Church made mistakes. Yes, some of the decisions the Church made were wrong, but that is no reason to denounce it because of a few problems. The Church has learned from its mistakes. I urge all of those who denounced the Old Ways to return to the Churro. We gave you a throne and a kingdom, and this is the repayal we have recieved from you. Shame.
     
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    Originally Posted By Tiggirl

    Deja Vous!
     
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    Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019

    As stated before and now again, the Kingdom of Fantasyland and I agree with Her Imperial Majesty, the Queen of New Orleans Square. Shame.
     
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    Originally Posted By RainbowBoy1019

    I would like to publicly apologize for my abuse of my former position of Cardinal of the East Side. I apologize for thinking that I was the supreme ruler and making laws that made no sense without the approval of His Sweetness. I hope the Snacking COmmunity can forgive me for my blindness.
     
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    Originally Posted By NeedAPrinceCharming

    ;;a voice from the grave speaks...;;

    Vote for Churros.....
     

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