Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland ;;reaches into cloak, pulls out key to Fantasyland Vault, opens the vault, removes kingly garb, crown, and churro sceptre, sits on the Fantasyland Throne;; Sleeping Beauty Castle November 12, 2002 The Kingdom of Fantasyland has the pleasure of announcing a brand new monument dedicated to the Most Holy Churro and the Mighty Empire it has created and protected from the clutches of evil Popcornians. The King of Fantasyland is immensly proud to announce that the South-Western area of Paradise Pier, more specifically the Maliboomer Tower, has been dedicated as a National Monument. The Tower of the Three Churros National Monument was visited by His Sweetness, the Supreme Pontiff of the Church and Empire of the Most Holy Churro, Her Imperial Majesty, the Queen of New Orleans Square, myself, the King of Fantasyland, and Sir Nicolas and officially proclaimed a National Monument in the Second Year of his Pontificate by the Supreme Pontiff. May the Most Holy Churro bless and protect it's followers and guardians and condemn those who turn against it and practice Popcorniansm.
Originally Posted By cmpaley As Emperor, I was there, too. Dons Triple Crown Tiara (representing Lordship of Church, State and everything else), sits upon the Chair of St. Pixie (also the Imperial Throne while Christopher is Pontifex Maximus) and make the following proclamation: We are in agreement with His Imperial Majesty, David, King of the Churros of Fantasyland. The Tower of of the Three Churros is hereby named an Imperial National Monument. We encourage all Churroians to eat a churro (available on Paradise Pier) at the base of this glorious monument. It stands tall and proud above all the Empire and the Province of Paradise Pier. May the Most Holy Churro bless and keep you all.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland November 19, 2002 Sleeping Beauty Castle, Kingdom of Fantasyland. It is the decision of the High Court and Grand Council of the Church of the Most Holy Churro and the Empire of the Most Holy Churro, as well as the decision of both myself, the King of Fantasyland, and the Queen of Fantasyland to hereby decree that the Deacon known as Ultra_Disney_Freak, and also known as Ruben, is hereby removed from all offices, titles, and duties by the those who govern the Church and Empire and myself, the one who appointed him to the ministry. It is also the decision of said parties and His Sweetness, the Pope of the Church and the Emperor of the Empire, to hereby excommunicate the said defendent from the Church of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland. This hereby revokes any and all rights of said defendent to practice the religion and philosophies of the Most Holy Churro. May the Most Holy Churro bless and keep you all. Signed into law by His Imperial Highness, the King of Fantasyland.
Originally Posted By NAPC I, Her Imperial Majesty, Erin, Queen of All New Orleans Square Churros, hereby join with His Supreme Majesty, Christopher, Supreme Pontiff and Emperor, in agreement with Post 564 as posted by His Imperial Majesty, David, King of the Churros of Fantasyland. - Her Majesty The Queen ~*NAPC*~
Originally Posted By mousiegirl um, i don't mean to sound stupid ...but any particular reason for this?
Originally Posted By cmpaley It is not the policy of the Church of the Most Holy Churro to divulge the reasons for defrockings or excommunications or our membership. However, let it be known that for either one of those things to happen, a very serious violation has to have occurred.
Originally Posted By cmpaley Well, IM me (both are in my profile and I'm on for at least 1/2 hour more) and we'll talk.
Originally Posted By eww4 This looks like a job for me . . . 'cause it feels so empty without me!!!! Time to stir up some well needed controversy!!!!! >>The Most Holy Churro always protected you when you needed it and the Church always looked out for it's children. Yes, the Church made mistakes. Yes, some of the decisions the Church made were wrong, but that is no reason to denounce it because of a few problems. I was suffocated beneath an avalance of popcorn. I called for help. No one responded. Help was offered, however that help was interrupted by a member of the heirarchy offering free churros. For three days my corpse mouldered beneath the popcorn. After regaining my life, I renounced the church, because they were not there when I needed them. eww4 - King of Flick's Fun Fair (AKA a bug's land) That's right, I'm reclaiming my title!!!!
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan <--- leans through churro church doorway... You guys have bingo nights here?
Originally Posted By Ursus J Bear <----dips his finger into the holy water. he discovered to his horror that it is not water but congealed grease. Ursus holds his finger out away from him and goes looking for a paper towel.
Originally Posted By Ursus J Bear Do you plan on being married within the hallowed halls of St Pixie's?
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Ursus and I just stopped by to leave a free sample of the new "My Talking Ursus" dolls. Let's move along Ursus...
