Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland Come on folks! You need to worship with us if you wish to obtain eternal enlightment through the Most Holy Churro.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland ;;begins slow procession up the aisle with alter servers in tow, arrives at alter;; In the name of the cinammon, and the sugar, and the Holy Churro. Amen. To all who come seeking enlightment from the Most Holy Churro: WELCOME. This house of worship is your sanctuary. The Churro is dedicated to the hopes, the dreams and the hard facts that have created this Church, with the hope that the churro will be a source of joy and inspiration for all the world. Let us pray. ;;opens Holy Churro Bible;; Holy Churro, please watch over us in our hour of peril, when the demons of popcorn come tempting us with buttery, disqusting fumes. In your name we pray, Amen. Cantor: Our responsorial is number 357, All Creatures of Our Cinammon and Sugar, number 357. ;;song;; A letter from Christopher to the bisnaxuals. Brothers and sisters, I have seen with my own eyes the wonders of the Churro. Its wonders are never ceasing. The Holy Churro has come to me in the night and told me to take in those who haven't chosen a snack of their own, and tell them of the good news of the Churro. It's grace and beauty are truly spectacular. The word of the Churro. Praise to you oh Sweet Churro. ;;song;; The response is Churro be my light. For all those seeking clarification in snacks. ;;response;; For those who have strayed from the one true path. ;;response;; For those who have been lost to the clutches of the kernels that have been popped in the bowels of hell. ;;response;; For our religious leaders, TomSawyer, Cardinal of the West Side and cmpaley, Our Pope. ;;response;; For those who are torn between indecision, especially: FaMulan. We pray. ;;response;; For those who have been lost, especially: Kar2oonMan, m2. We pray. ;;response;; Let us spread the good news of the Churro. ;;our communion hymn is number 648, When We Break This Bread.;; ;;communion consists of giving the Churro and Mocha;; All rise for our final blessing. Churro may you always keep us under your protective wing and never let us stray. In your name we pray. Amen. Our celebration has ended, may we now go and spread the love of the Churro.
Originally Posted By Orionsriver (wipes tear from eye turns to EdisYoda and says) That was a beautiful service. Now, where to find a churro cart?
Originally Posted By FaMulan <peeks in, sees archaic institutionalism, hears her name> Hey, dough heads, I'm not torn by indecision. I enjoy my Snacking Freedom. At any Disney Park I can follow my taste buds and snack on any delicious snack food I want. Keep me out of your insidious religion, leave me in peace and you'll avoid what could be all-out Snack War! SNACKING FREEDOM!!!!!!! <ducks out of the awful edifice>
Originally Posted By OrvilleRedenbacher <------ Enters and hovers over the center aisle, moving toward the front and turns into the row directly behind EdisYoda. Once again, Orville is called upon by Madame Leota (who is also a churro lover, and herself allowed the churro cart near the entrance to the Haunted Mansion.) to voice his support of Churros over popcorn.
Originally Posted By mousiegirl Awww, Orville, you missed the most touching mass! You came in and sat down *just* as it ended....Oh, well, have a churro.
Originally Posted By Tiggirl Um, ,excuse me. I understand that I am new to this kingdom so I may be out of line. But our royal web page list me as... Her Imperial Highness, King of the Churros of Fantasyland: I am woman all the way through... Could that be fixed??
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland Welcome to all who wish to worship the Most Holy Churro. The guards have been fetched on Ursus J Bear who insists upon consuming popcorn within the cathedral. Please continue the "Hail CHurro" ceremony. ;;prays;;
Originally Posted By Tiggirl Thank you so much! I feel like a real womaa again. A Natural Woman. Does anyone else feel a song coming on?
Originally Posted By TomSawyer Sorry, Tiggirl - I went through withdrawals from not teasing you all weekend.
