Originally Posted By Ursus J Bear No vat of oil... that would be at the Frontierland Popcorn Cart (ugh!). << No, they just take you behind Small world and dunk you in reused, five day old grease and leave you for a few hours. Then throw sugar on you. next come the bubbling vats of purgatory, to cleanse you of all individual thought and volition.
Originally Posted By Ursus J Bear No vat of oil... that would be at the Frontierland Popcorn Cart (ugh!). << No, they just take you behind Small world and dunk you in reused, five day old grease and leave you for a few hours. Then throw sugar on you. next come the bubbling vats of purgatory, to cleanse you of all individual thought and volition.
Originally Posted By Ursus J Bear woops....its so oily and slick around here I slipped and posted twice!
Originally Posted By keokiboy Must be that oily slick of popcorn butter! I once had a friend who worked for a dairy tell me what they made popcorn butter from.... Yuk! never again will I ask for butter on popcorn at the movies.
Originally Posted By DJ7K Yeah ever see that episode of Animaniacs? Slappy the Squirrel and her nephew (forget his name) were giving Siskel & Ebert a hard time for bad mouthing her on their show. Ebert's at the snack bar buying popcorn, and requesting that extra butter be put on his popcorn. Slappy was behind the counter giving it to him. He asks whats the butter made out of? (there was this thing strapped around his waiste, connected to some little machine) And she said "its the cheap stuff coming out of your lard!" The whole theme of that specific episode I think was Slappy and her nephew really messin with S&E. I think it was Executive Producer of the show, Steven Speilberg's way of getting back at them for bad mouthing I think it was "We're Back! A Dinosaur Movie", which was one of his films, an animated motion picture years ago.
Originally Posted By DJ7K Btw, thanks for the supportive compliment back there, Keokiboy But I owe bigger thanks to you and AladdinAZ and now even more to David, Chris and Erin (and if theres others Im forgetting, my sincere apologies) for starting this whole Holy Churro deal ;D
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland I hereby recall my plea for a democratic/ republic-style government and institute a free snacking policy to be effective immediatly in the Kingdom of Fantasyland. If any of you need the reason, email me at Animazement2000@attbi.com
Originally Posted By keokiboy >>>I hereby recall my plea for a democratic/ republic-style government and institute a free snacking policy to be effective immediatly in the Kingdom of Fantasyland.<<<< Now if the Churros are free then you got my pledge for support of your decree. Speaking of republican government, I dont think that Pres. W Bush would like the "free snacking" policy. Isn't he a big pusher for more excersise to fight off obese america? I guess that "W" (pronounced -> DUB-YA) has never had a DL Churro before?
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland Maybe he needs to visit DLR and be christened and baptised into the Order of the Churro.
Originally Posted By TomSawyer "Isn't he a big pusher for more excersise to fight off obese america?" Oddly enough, that's just for us regular joes. He's trying to make the fat cats even fatter.
Originally Posted By jlin714 Actually, Dubya practices safe snacks after his pretzel debacle. I should think that the church of the holy churro promotes safe snacks. BTW, I want to be baptised by the cinnamon, the sugar, and the holy churro!
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland ;;walks to the middle of the Mighty Churro River and beckons all those who wish to be baptised to follow;; To all who believe in the Power of the Churro: WELCOME! The Holy Churro welcomes you to its kingdom and to the protection it offers you. May you go now into the world and share the good news of the Churro. In the name of the cinammon, the sugar, and the Holy Churro. Amen.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland December 10, 2002 Sleeping Beauty Castle, Kingdom of Fantasyland ;;the King looks down onto the multitude of citizens, churroians, and reporters and makes his speech;; Loyal Churroians, It seems my policies have come into question and their clarity is misunderstood. I hope that this has not caused any undo stress or misinterpretation of the Law as it Pretains to Those of the Churro. The recent legislation passed, namely the new Free Snacking Policy, is not a Church-wide policy and is valid only in the Kingdom of Fantasyland. It states that "..for those that choose to live by the Order of the Churro (including the Church and Empire of the Most Holy Churro) may snack freely upon any snack item of their choice, including the arch-rival of the Empire, popcorn." This policy is valid until such time that the Allied Kingdoms feel it unnecessary or the Emperor vetos it. Please enjoy your new snacking freedom.
Originally Posted By keokiboy Let us pray! Our Churro, who art in DL, cinnamon be thy name, Thy churros done, 3 bucks for one, an earthly taste of heaven. Gives us today our sugarry treat, and forgive all the popcorn eaters, as we forgive those who cut in line before us, and lead us not to a popcorn cart, but deliver us a fastpass. AMEN
Originally Posted By jlin714 LOL!! Oh geez that was so hilarious I had to send it to my non-LP friends too.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland I'm lovin it!! Keokiboy, I hope that you would consider joining the Ministry of Churroian Priests.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland KING DECLARES CARROUSEL NATIONAL LANDMARK. Wed. Dec. 11, 2002 ANAHEIM (Reuters) - The King of Fantasyland declared a beloved Fantasyland favorite, namely the fabled King Arthur Carrousel (News Websites), a National Historic Landmark Wednesday in yet another act of love and leadership of the Kingdom of Fantasyland and the history of Disneyland Park (news Websites). "This Carrousel is a symbol of love, innocense, dreams, and imagination," the King said at the dedication ceremony. "Its importance is unequaled. It is a symbol of the founder's original concepts and ideas of this beautiful Empire. I am proud to dedicate this piece of our heritage a National Historic Landmark and hereby rededicate it as Walt Disney's King Arthur Carrousel." The Empire/Church of the Most Holy Churro (News Websites) has been criticized lately because of its lack of leadership and outreach and some have gone so far as to call the Church "a miserable, old corporation that glorifies power and sacrifices its faithful." A long time critic of the Church, RealmOfDarkness recently lashed out in a private interview at the Church and said that "the Church has gone too far. Too many laws condemning free snacking and to many haughty rulers." The King of Fantasyland refused to comment on this. The Supreme Pontiff (News Websites) of the Church and Empire of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland is expected to make a press release of some kind to argue for the Church.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland The Church of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland today marks the four month anniversary of the Church of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland's official founding. We continue our mission of spreading the good word of the Most Holy Churro and hope all find enlightenment in the Most Holy Churro.
