Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland And don't worry Doobie, I made sure to say that LP and LaughingPlace.com are registered trademarks of IRC Computing. :-D
Originally Posted By cmpaley Well, done, Your Excellency. Yes, I drew the shield all by my lonesome. BTW, you still have those pics you had on the site before? I LOVED those!
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland ;;The Regent, in full dress robes, appears on the balcony of the Cathedral of Our Lady of Churros;; Churroians: I confess to you all that I did indeed convert to Churroianism from the ultimate nemisis of Churroia... Popcorn. I am not proud of this fact. I have done everything in my power to cover up that fact. I saw the light and became Churroian. His Sweetness believed in me and appointed me the King of the Churros of Fantasyland, a position which I held with love. Under me, Churroianism has flourished in Fantasyland. I then was promoted to Cardinal of the East Side, a high Churroian religious position. This alone proves my loyalty, belief, and love in the Churro. When the Church separated from the State, I regained my former post as King of Fantasyland. I created laws and tolerance with free snackers and I abolished banishments to the Fantasyland Institution of Human Torture. Recently, I was chosen to fill the vacant Regency, the second-highest job in all of Churroia. I am second only to His Sweetness, the Pontifex Maximus Imperius. This means I am the most loyal Churroian, as my position and appointment shows. Recently, those who have an agenda to remove me from office have brought back old topics with incriminating posts. Please remember, when reading these, that they are extremely old. I was still new to LaughingPlace and the Snack fight. I saw the error of my ways. I am asking your support. These terrorists have only one mission: to destroy me and take over the Regency. They claim to be vocal Churroians whose belief has never wavered. I beg you all to please explore their posting history, as you will find the contrary. I need you all to believe in my loyalty and integrity. I am a loyal and orthodox Churroian and since my conversion, my loyalty has never wavered. Thank you. All questions will be answered.
Originally Posted By mrichmondj Such rhetoric from the Regent! However, all kernels of past popcorn consumption aside, there is new reason to question the Churroian leadership. I bring to your attention the recent introduction of several new snacking items at DL: funnel cakes, cheese cakes, and more! Why has the Churroian leadership allowed all these new snacking items to encroach on Churroian territory? Are the Churros days numbered? Will the Churroian Church reform, or be overcome by the movement for Snacking Freedom? I see dark days ahead for the Churroian Empire.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland Really? You must be watching NBC Weather Forcasts then!!!!!! Churroia is stronger than ever! We have gained more converts this year and the churro is almost guaranteed the #1 Spot this year! As for said snacks, they are brothers of the Churro and prophets sent here by the Most Holy Churro, so therefore we welcome them.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland mrichmondj, are you stating that the Church is telling lies about its state? Then I think it is time for the Annual Emperor's Address (The State of Churroia) to the Grand Council and the Churroian public.
Originally Posted By mrichmondj I would love to ridicule, er I mean, listend thoughtfully to this address.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland Mispell much? (c) MNG ENTERPRISES. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. USE OF THIS SAYING IS STRICTLY PROHIBITIED UNDER FEDERAL LAW WITHOUT WRITTEN CONSENT OF THE COPYRIGHT OWNER.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland ;:The Regent, in his first speech to the Grand Council, appears in the Main Entrance of the Cathedral of St. Pixie, proceeds to the pulpit shaking hands and waving, and speaks;; Churroians... this year has seen many great things happening to our great nation. We are more powerful than ever and have more faithful than any other snacking religion! The Church unofficially conducted a survey at the Disneyland Resort Saturday, January 18, and the poll takers were asked if the preferred churros or popcorn. I am pleased to tell you all that 8 of every 10 people felt churros were not only the greater value, but by far superior to popcorn. A price increase was also enacted upon purchasing churros... The reason is that because of all the new converts, the Church needs a larger source of income and has decided that this is the only way to pay the mountanous expenses of running such a vast Church and Empire. This year has also seen the addition of many great kings, queens, and myself as Regent. As you can see, the outlook of Churroia has never been better! Long live our Mighty Empire! This year I would hope to see the Grand Council and His Sweetness propose more lenient free snacking policies and strive for intersnack cooperation. May the Most Holy Churro Bless you all. ;;The Regent steps downs and proceeds out;;
Originally Posted By GhostOfMooCow **saunters in, poos on the floor with her ghost-poo, and then saunters out.**
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland Oh no, not again! CUSTODIAL!!! ;;Kar2oonMan, m2, and Ursus J Bear walk in with mops;; Clean this poo from the floor of this sacred space!
