The Church of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland

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    Originally Posted By Mrs Nurmi

    <<Mispell much?

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    Umm...miSSpell much? ;-)
     
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    Originally Posted By mrichmondj

    >>The Church unofficially conducted a survey at the Disneyland Resort Saturday, January 18, and the poll takers were asked if the preferred churros or popcorn. I am pleased to tell you all that 8 of every 10 people felt churros were not only the greater value, but by far superior to popcorn.<<

    I think I believe these survey results about as much as election returns in Iraq.
     
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    Originally Posted By mrichmondj

    >>A price increase was also enacted upon purchasing churros...
    The reason is that because of all the new converts, the Church needs a larger source of income and has decided that this is the only way to pay the mountanous expenses of running such a vast Church and Empire.<<

    More taxation without representation for those that desire true snacking freedom. :(
     
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    Originally Posted By mrichmondj

    >>This year has also seen the addition of many great kings, queens, and myself as Regent.<<

    Translation: The era of big government continues in Churroia. Now you know where your Churro dollars really go. Thanks for the price increase so we can support the Churroian monarchs lavish lifestyle!
     
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    Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland

    mrichmondj, for your information, the Church does not support the lifestyle for any of the clergy or royalty. The survey in question was conducted with 10 guests and cast members from Splash Mountain and Indiana Jones Adventure.
     
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    Originally Posted By keokiboy


    First of all... I am not a member of the church or a citizen of the Empire, just a casual visitor to the land. In fact, I think i need to renew my VISA.

    To my understanding there needs to be some clarification.

    >>>More taxation without representation for those that desire true snacking freedom<<<

    >>>The era of big government continues in Churroia<<<


    CHURROIA is an Empire... there is no representation here. Emperor, Kings & queens rule the land. Such is that Emperor is absolute in his ruling. You dont like.. then go to a popcorn stand. If you dont like the religion... find another church.

    Disclaimer: The thoughts and opinions expressed are done so without the permission of the Church and Empire of Churroia. All stated within this post are the responsibility of Keokiboy. No duplication is allowed without written consent. All rights reserved. Copyright 2003.
     
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    Originally Posted By keokiboy

    I think I misplaced an "it" some where in that last post! oh well!
     
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    Originally Posted By mrichmondj

    >>The survey in question was conducted with 10 guests and cast members from Splash Mountain and Indiana Jones Adventure. <<

    If that isn't gerrymandering, I don't know what is!
     
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    Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland

    Who's Gerry?
     
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    Originally Posted By EdisYoda

    some guy that keokiboy is apparently mandering.
     
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    Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland

    Don't mander Gerry... poor Gerry

    :(
     
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    Originally Posted By mrichmondj

    The Churro spin machine continues!
     
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    Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland

    You put poor Gerry in the Churro spin machine? Awe poor gerry

    :(
     
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    Originally Posted By keokiboy

    >>>some guy that keokiboy is apparently mandering<<<

    Hey! He deserved it! :p
     
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    Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland

    What did Gerry do to deserve that!?
     
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    Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland

    The Regency of Churroia announces the following:

    The current crown of the Kingdom of Tomorrowland has been expelled as Queen of the Churros of Tomorrowland for her inactivity and lack of completion of duties of the throne of said Kingdom. The Kingdom of Tomorrowland therefore shall remain unnder the direct rule of the Regent of Churroia until such time that a suitable ruler is found to occupy the throne vacated by this action. You'll find that the Pontifex Maximus Imperius of Churroia is in agreement with this solution and proclomation.

    Also, the Regency today announces the establishment of the League of Snack Foods (similar to the United Nations) to preside over intersnackual matters. As the Churroian Minister of Foreign Affairs, Keokiboy shall be immediatly promoted to head the new League as well as represent Churroia in the League. Other snacking nations are urged to immediatly choose a representitive for their nation who shall hold a seat in the League with the League's approval.
     
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    Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland

    :) I didn't get my churro today :(

    But see there was a catch... I had to go on the DeathWheel and Chris would buy me a churro. But we *conveniently* ran out of time... hehehe
     
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    Originally Posted By keokiboy

    >>>What did Gerry do to deserve that!?<<<

    He spells Gerry with a "G".

    >>>Keokiboy shall be immediatly promoted to head the new League as well as represent Churroia in the League<<<

    Unfortunately David, I have to turn down this position. I am in my final 2 semesters before graduation at Hawaii Pacific University (HPU for short -- dont laugh too hard over that one :p). The semester starts tomorrow and I'll be rather busy with school and such. I am honored but I am afraid I wont be able to fulfill the duties required of me due to lack of time. Please understand that I am sorry and hope that you can find a suitable replacement. :)
     
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    Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland

    LOL Most of the positions are just titles anyway, you can keep the title!

    :O) (c) Lindz Enterprises, Inc. All rights reserved.
     
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    Originally Posted By keokiboy

    OK. sounds good to me.
     

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