The Church of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland

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    Originally Posted By AladdinAZ

    CHURRAMATIANS!
     
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    Originally Posted By TDLFAN

    NO NO NO!!! You said the dreaded "CHURRA" word!!!! YUK!!!

    Have you not read on the meaning of that word?!?!?
     
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    Originally Posted By AladdinAZ

    CHURR- Prefix to the cinnamon treat "CHURRO"

    A- Used as a conjunction, in order to form a more perfect word for this topic

    MA-TIANS- suffix of and derived from "dalmatian"
     
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    Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland

    lol...you guys...
     
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    Originally Posted By TDLFAN

    arizona, "churra" means diarrhea in spanish! YUK!
     
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    Originally Posted By TDLFAN

    >>arizona<<

    Sorry, I meant AladdinAZ!
     
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    Originally Posted By cmpaley

    Ex Cathedra, infallible, statement:

    1. Since the Constitution of the Churroian Empire separating Church and State was drawn up, there are actually two entities under one potentate.

    2. On Christopher:
    We are Pontifex Maximus Imperius Churroius (Supreme Imperial Churrroian Pontiff). We, therefore hold the twofold position of Emperor and Supreme Pontiff of the Churroian Empire and the Church of the Most Holy Churro, respectively.

    3. On Churroia:
    a. The Empire will remain the Churroian Empire.
    b. The Church will remain the Church of the Most Holy Churro. There is one Church; no additions to the name are necessary.
    c. When referring to the Empire and Church collectively, they may be referred to Churroia.

    4. On Modes of Address:
    a. We are to be referred to as "Your Supreme Imperial Majesty" when approached in our capacity as Emperor.
    b. We are to be referred to as "Your Sweetness" when approached in our capacity as Supreme Pontiff.
    c. Our Regent is to be referred to as "Your Excellency."
    d. Governors are also to be referred to as "Your Excellency."
    e. Our Kings and Queens are to be referred to as "Your Imperial Majesty."
    f. Our Cardinals are to be referred to as "Your Eminence."
    g. Our Bishops (appointed by Cardinals) are to be referred to as "Your Grace."

    5. Clarification on the position of Regent:
    The Regent may act on our behalf in governing the Empire on political matters only.

    6. Imperial Regions:
    a. The Empire will be divided into Regions as follows:
    Region 1 - Disneyland Resort
    Region 2 - Walt Disney World Resort
    Region 3 - Tokyo Disneyland Resort
    Region 4 - Disneyland Paris Resort
    Region 5 - Hong King Disneyland (Future)

    7. Regional Governors:
    Governors have direct control over their Regions in political matters only, under the direct leadership of the Regent.

    8. Archdiocese and Cardinals:
    a. Currently, there are three Archdioceses:
    (1) Archdiocese of the Westside of Disneyland, under the direction of His Eminence, Tom Cardinal Sawyer.
    (2) Archdiocese of the Eastside of Disneyland, under the direction of ourself until a Cardinal can be appointed.
    (3) Archdiocese of Disney's California Adventure, under the direction of His Eminence, Cardinal MrNiceGuy.

    (4) Additional Archdiocese will be added to additions to the Empire, as it is an established fact that as the Empire grows, so does the Church. There will be an Archdiocese in each park of each resort. Cardinals may appoint Bishops to pastor their respective flocks as deemed necessary; however, the preferred method is to designate bishops for each "land."

    9. The Imperial Senate:
    The Imperial Senate consists of each of the Potentates appointed by the Emperor with the Regent acting as President of the Senate. Church leaders, may advise the Senate, but hold no vote. The Emperor may veto actions taken by the Senate at any time.

    10. The College of Cardinals:
    All Cardinals are members of the College of Cardinals to advise the Supreme Pontiff. The decisions of the College of Cardinals in matters of faith and morals are binding on the conscience of all faithful Churroians, unless vetoed by the Supreme Pontiff.

    11. Rules for Snack Consumption:
    a. Any snack may be consumed at any time at a Walt Disney Company Resort with the exception of popcorn (popcorn is considered a possessed substance outside permitted times as explained below), except for the following times:
    (1) Immediately before and during showings of"
    (a) "'Believe...There's Magic in the Stars' Fireworks Spectacular, presented by HP,"
    (b) "'Believe...In Holiday Magic' Fireworks Spectacular, presented by HP,"
    (c) "Disney's Electrical Parade" and all variations thereof worldwide,
    (d) "Fantasy in the Sky" fireworks and all variations thereof worldwide, and
    (e) "Fantsmic!" and all variations thereof worldwide.
    (2) "Immediately before" shall be defined as purchased within 1/2 hour before posted show start time in the most recent Theme Park Guide (i.e., "Guide to the Magic" at Disneyland Resort in California).
    (3) Any remaining popcorn must be discarded in the nearest trash receptacle immediately upon completion of the show for which it was purchased, with the exception of "Fantasmic!" showings where "Believe...There's Magic in the Stars" immediately follows.
    (4) The rules for popcorn consumption do not apply while outside any Disney Theme Parks property. While outside Disney Theme Parks, any snack may be consumed at any time.
    End Ex Cathedra infallible statement.
     
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    Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland

    To expand on His Sweetness' position that popcorn is a possessed substance, we offer photographic evidence:

    <a href="http://myads.com/LP/1.html" target="_blank">http://myads.com/LP/1.html</a>

    Top row, third from the left. The poor souls.
     
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    Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland

    I would also like to announce that His Excellency, the Governor of the Tokyo Disney Resort, has made appointments to the Thrones of His Region. The appointments are as follows:

    His Imperial Majesty, MagicalNezumi, King of the Churros of Tokyo Disneyland.
    Long live the King!

    His Imperial Majesty, Mr. X, King of the Churros of Tokyo DisneySea.
    Long live the King!

    Her Imperial Majesty, FGM, Queen of the Churros of the Tokyo Disney Resorts.
    Long live the Queen!

    We approve the appointments made by His Excellency; however, we do call Mr. X to take an oath of loyalty to Churroia in order to better serve his Nation.

    As for actual government buildings of the Tokyo Disney Resort Region, Cinderella Castle will serve as the Region's icon and Center of Government. The Administration buildings for the Government of the Tokyo Disney will be housed behind the protective facade of "it's a small world" - the Regional Institution of Tokyo Disney Resort, and the Home of the Governor will be The Haunted Mansion. All of the appointments made by His Excellency, the Governor of the Tokyo Disney Resort are welcomed into the Imperial Senate. They may write policy for their Region which will be directly approved by the Pontifex Maximus Imperius Churroius and/or the Imperial Senate.

    The Governor of the Tokyo Disney Resort directly reports to me and I directly report to the Chair of St. Pixie.

    Long live the Empire of the Most Holy Churro.
     
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    Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland

    [This is a temperory division of power for the Tokyo Disney Resort]

    The Tokyo Disney Resort has three Crowned Royalty and one Governor.

    The King of Tokyo Disneyland has the authority to crown Princes, Princesses, and Knights to his court, and to make state policy with the approval of the Pontifex Maximus Imperius Churroius acting through the Regent of Churroia.

    The King of Tokyo DisneySea has the authority to crown Princes, Princesses, and Knights to his court, and to make state policy with the approval of the Pontifex Maximus Imperius Churroius acting through the Regent of Churroia.

    The Queen of the Tokyo Disney Resorts has the authority to crown Princes, Princesses, and Knights to her court, and to make state policy with the approval of the Pontifex Maximus Imperius Churroius acting through the Regent of Churroia.

    The Governor of the Tokyo Disney Resort has Supreme Command Authority on all policy made for the Tokyo Disney Resort, with the approval of the Regent and/or the Pontifex Maximus Imperius Churroius. He also has seniority over the Crowned Royalty of the Tokyo Disney Resort. His Excellency, in times of war or threat only, also has the authority to engage the Imperial Churroian Forces of the Tokyo Disney Resort.

    The Governor of the Tokyo Disney Resort reports directly to the Regent of Churroia who, in turn, reports to the Pontifex Maximus Imperius Churroius.
     
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    Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland

    The official thread for Tokyo Disney Resort Region is here:
    <a href="http://www.laughingplace.com/default.asp?WCI=MsgBoard&WCE=T-31578-P-1&Refresh=0216093711" target="_blank">http://www.laughingplace.com/d
    efault.asp?WCI=MsgBoard&WCE=T-31578-P-1&Refresh=0216093711</a>
     
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    Originally Posted By mousiegirl

    oh dear, i'll never be able to remember all this!
     
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    Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland

    It has come to my attention, and to the attention of His Sweetness, that, as we have recently expanded rapidly, that there may be some confusion as the current crowns and who holds what positions. The following is a compiled list of all of the positions of the Church and Empire of the Most Holy Churro.
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    Pontifex Maximus Imperius Churroius
    (Pontiff and Emperor)
    -Chris (cmpaley)

    Regent of Churroia
    -David (iluvdisneyland)

    Vice Regent of Churroia
    -Greg (mrNiceGuy)

    High Advisors to the Regent
    -Lindsay (DisneyGurl)
    -wendebird
    -mousiegirl

    Justice of the Peace
    -Great Stone Dragon

    Ambassador to Popcornia
    -Beth (Tiggirl)

    Cardinal and Archbishop of the West Side
    -TomSawyer

    Cardinal and Archbishop of DCA
    -Greg (MrNiceGuy)

    Bishop of Fantasyland
    -David (iluvdisneyland)

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    Governor of DLR
    -David (iluvdisneyland)

    Queen of Main Street, U.S.A.
    -Candice (MissCandice)

    King of Adventureland
    -AladdinAZ

    Queen of New Orleans Square
    -Erin (NAPC)

    King of New Orleans Square
    -Joel (covnut)

    Queen of Critter Country
    -wendebird

    King of Frontierland
    -EdisYoda

    Queen of Fantasyland
    -Lindsay (DisneyGurl)

    Queen of Mickey's ToonTown
    -mousiegirl

    King of the Golden State (DCA)
    -Derick (BrownMonkey)

    King of Paradise Pier (DCA)
    -SirClinksAlot

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    Governor of WDW
    -Witches of Morva

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    Governor of TDR
    -TDLFAN

    King of Tokyo Disneyland
    -MagicalNezumi

    King of Tokyo DisneySea
    -Mr. X

    Queen of the TD Resorts
    -FGM

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    Governor of DLRP
    -Greg (MrNiceGuy)

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    Governor of HKDLR
    -Great Stone Dragon

    ------------------------------------


    The list is complete and includes the recent appointments to the thrones of the Tokyo Disney Resorts.

    Any changes/mistakes should be directed to dkearns@hauntedmansion.com


    His Excellency, the Regent of Churroia.
     
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    Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland

    The Regent of Churroia hereby temporarily takes control of the Kingdom of Paradise Pier due to lack of activity by its sitting Crown. Would the Crown of Paradise Pier please respond immediatly? Thanks.
     
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    Originally Posted By mousiegirl

    It may be helpful to post a topic to the Crown, as it is unlikely he will find your request here, seeing as he is rather unactive int his thread.
     
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    Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland

    In which case it makes it even more important to find a person who will be active in the management of his or her kingdom.

    The Regent hereby resolves the Crown of Paradise Pier (with the approval of His Sweetness, of course).
     
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    Originally Posted By JustBelieve

    **whistles at the site of the huge list of Churro people**

    Geez... that's a lot of people controling that Empire!
     
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    Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland

    With any luck, it may be four or five people shorter soon.

    }:->
     
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    Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland

    The Regent forgot to add one person to the list, and for that I apologize. Vernoica is the First Maiden to the Queen of New Orleans Square.
     
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    Originally Posted By EdisYoda

    May the Churro be with you.
     

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