Originally Posted By Ursus J Bear <----saunters into the Grease Cathedral... Drinks now? Not happy with forcing people to eat the grease sticks? Now it's to sodas, eh?? Geesh, these floors are slippery....
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland ;;The Regent strolls in among trumpet fanfare and armed bodyguards to make the following press release:;; My Fellow Churroians... In recent days, your Church and Empire have come under attack for our beliefs, and our organization. I wish to address several items. First will be the accusations by the Popcorn Patriots, the losers of the 2003 Snackie Awards I might add, that the Church and Empire and those who run it are radicals and that the Most Holy Churro is a "false god." I assure you that both of these allegations are completely untrue, and that they have no foundation upon which to support these accusations. The Church and Empire is not a democracy in the traditional sense, but does retain the Church Monarchy similar to that of the Roman Catholic Church. There is good reason for this: The Catholic Church is extrememly organized, which is the reason it is the oldest established and organized Church in the world. This is also the reason that the Catholic Church was able to successfully run an entire Empire (upon which our own system is based). The Royalty appointed to the thrones of their Kingdoms have been appointed because they are most active in that Kingdom and are close by. They know the needs and desires of the citizens of their kingdoms and are able to make policy based on that, and are able to advise myself and the Pontiff of the opinions of their peoples. This is very important to your Government. We conclude that the accusation by the Popcorn Patriots that the Most Holy Churro is a "false god" is simply bitterness at the failure of their snack to obtain success in the recent Snackie Awards. We call for an immediate apology by the Popcornians. The second order of business I'd like to discuss is the recent Emergency Session of the Imperial Senate of the Empire of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland. The Senate approved the elevation of the soft drink Pepsi-Cola and its subsidiaries to the status of Most Favored Beverage of Churroia. The bill (71755DL) was approved by His Sweetness, the Pontifex Maximus of Churroia before being posted, and therefore has his blessing. There was an immediate outcry of Senate members who were unable to be contacted at the time of the session, and I apologize that their voices were unnacounted for at the Session. I therefore officially veto bill 71755DL (The Elevation of Pepsi-Cola and its subsidiaries to the status of Most Favored Beverage) and will propose a new bill (100171WDW) at the next Session of the Imperial Senate on Thursday, February 27, 2003 at 7:00 PM Pacific Standard Time. May the Most Holy Churro bless you all. I have nothing else to say, thank you for coming. ;;The press leaps to their feet in an effort to get more answers from the Regent, but the Regent exits through a side door and back into the Cathedral of Our Lady of Churros in Tomorrowland;;
Originally Posted By Dave (thinks nicely to himself. That if someone spent 1/2 as much time tending to his school work as he did being a pompous imperious self proclaimed wanna be dictator he wouldn't spend half his life on restriction)
Originally Posted By Ursus J Bear ;;The press turns as one to that deboniar man in the corner. They begin snapping his picture, running towards him with their mikes in the air. They leave behind paper cups and unfinished churros on the ground, having completely forgotten the pontiff at this point;;;
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland ;;addressing Dave;; As a matter-of-fact, my homework is done and I have studied for my Spanish test tomorrow. I am NOT a Dictator as I was *appointed* by the Supreme Pontiff. ;;addressing DarkBeer;; I am not the Pontiff- I am the Pontiff's Chief Advisor and I run the Empire while he runs the Church.
Originally Posted By Ursus J Bear <---will wait for darkbeer to answer. In the meantime, the press frenzy continues, ignoring the little regent as he hops and down, flinging handfulls of churros at the backs of the reporters. They are no longer interested in his utterances. Only Ursus waits with a box of fresh popcorn, for Darkbeer to come.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland Oops, I meant Ursus. I apologoze for the mixup. This is a Churroian Thread. The Popcornians have their own thread and that press release was for Churroians.
Originally Posted By Ursus J Bear The press seems to be paying more attention to that gentlemen in the corner than your pronouncements. It's alright you didn't recognize me. Your crown must have fallen over your eyes ala Prince John. Do you suck your thumb to when you don't get your way, Your Highness??
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland I don't *have* to get approval to make a release about the Empire I, under direction of His Sweetness, run. And with that said, I will offer not further insight into the workings of Churroia.
Originally Posted By Dave >>> I apologoze for the mixup.<<< He's confuzed Bear. None of his minons checked his message before he send it. It's tought be so high and mighty!
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland It is *Your Excellency,* Ursus. Do you make cheap, cowardly shots at people when you know you've lost?
Originally Posted By Ursus J Bear WOw, that sounded allot like Peter Ustinov! Lost what? *looks around him*
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland Churroia would also like to put this in the face of the LOSERS of the 2003 Snackie Awards. <a href="http://www.disneyforever.disneyfans.com/disneyland/2_17_03/pages/im000108.htm" target="_blank">http://www.disneyforever.disne yfans.com/disneyland/2_17_03/pages/im000108.htm</a>
Originally Posted By mousiegirl I am unsure if i will be able to attend the meeting next Wednesday. But on the other hand, I don't really care too much what the drink is. It seems to me that it will be hard for us to all agree on one drink though. Perhaps each ruler or position of power could choose the drink for their land? Thank you for your consideration. And also, Pepsi seems to me to not be a very good choice, as Coke is the brand sold at DL. Please note, i prefer Pepsi over coke. And the last thing i wish to adress is this: In the future, when you have meetings, AIM or otherwise, could you announce them in this thread? This would help more Churroians to attend them and have a say in their government/religion.
Originally Posted By TDLFAN It is with sadness that i hereby offer my resignation to the post of Governor of the Tokyo Region for the Universal Church of the most Holly Churro of Disneyland, effective immediately. This in protest to iluvdisneyland's indication of doubt concerning my love and devotion of churros at the Disney parks, and also for his total lack of support in response to my "Rejoice Churro Lovers!!" thread which has been totally ignored by his excellency. To those who never doubted my devotion to the Holly Church, i thank you very much for your support and I wish you all the best in your pursuit of justice in the name of the most holly churros of DL.
