Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan <--- places a packet of unpopped microwave popcorn in the collection plate
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland I apologize to the gathering assembled here in the name of the Most Holy Churro. I had an urgent emergency that was completelt unplanned and I beg your forgiveness.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland "gotta love the clergy 'round here!" Ursus on any other day I would have laughed. This is not the day to play with me.
Originally Posted By Lukegirl David,we are happy people in the Play Pen. I hope you are ok? I gotta go to work so I'll miss the ceremony(again).
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland I'm sorry for my outburst of earlier. Please do not try me... I'm just not in the mood to dealing with it and I really want Doobie to like me so I don't want to blow up at someone and get admined.
Originally Posted By Ursus J Bear *surrenders* Don't shoot! Don't shoot! I hope everything is okay out there. This is all in fun. When the smiling stops, I stop.
Originally Posted By TomSawyer Okay, just so my fellow cleric can get some rest we'll do the abbreviated service. I say hi, you say hi. We all stand up and sing. We all sit down and somebody reads from a book. We all stand up and sing again. Sit down, we'll read some more. We stand up while someone reads again. Now we stay standing and sing a song. Now I'll give a sermon: "eat churros." Now we'll pass the collection plate around. Now everybody come up front for churros and a drink. Now sit down and sing for a bit. Now stand up and sing one more time. I say goodbye, you say goodbye. Amen. There. Finished. See you all next week.
Originally Posted By TomSawyer I find the congregation is happiest when we can get the service done in less than 15 minutes, especially since we don't validate parking.
Originally Posted By cmpaley Your Eminence, Cardinal Sawyer, my blessings to you on conducting the Mass so quickly.
