Originally Posted By TINK-MOBILE Lady S...good thing Crazy Croc hasn't seen this post yet, wonder how many stiches he would break..., although things didn't seem to go well with you and your MIL..I am sure your heart was in the right place at the right time...if you ever hear of a blue coffin with a skylight, a built in dvd player , surround sound , so i can watch my Disney Dvd's ....as I plan on staying amongst the living for a while til the lord needs me , I have already been given my new position, to watch over all my Disney friends , such as monica my favourite angel..on touched by an angel. did , even though you did not want condolences, please accept this lil prayer...Lord watch over our friend, although we've not met, keep her safe and happy, may her family, you protect.. hugs from the tink-mobile oxox
Originally Posted By RockyMtnMinnie OK, I just read this topic for the first time and I think I just Pee-A-Boo'ed my pants laughing. I can't believe they couldn't get her into the coffin. I would have driven down there with a sledge hammer and a plunger and gotten her in there somehow.
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight RMM your my kinda gal! I'm sure they could have soaped the sides and buttered her up! I so badly wanted to add " what about a meat grinder?'. All she said was that she didn't want to be cremated. She's lucky she didn't get a Hefty Sack.
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer <--has vivid visual of RMM. Lady S and Shiva jumping up and down on the coffin top to get it to close.
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer <a href="http://www.pumpkinmaze.com/" target="_blank">http://www.pumpkinmaze.com/</a> I just did
Originally Posted By TINK-MOBILE You guys are so terrible..good thing you all weren't cannibals ,just think Lady S..your mother in law could have been with you forever...the slopes of Denver would never be the same ever again can see it now, Shiva wearing a brand new set of Lady Starlight MIL Ears thru out Disney, now that would be hillarious.....hee hee hee you sure would have saved a bundle on the coffin... .. and all that good exercise trying to keep it closed, with that lil extra weight from Shiva's wearing his famous Mickey ears you would have it closed in no time, have a nice day ladies and gent...you guys are terrible though, but i still love ya...hope to see you soon...T-M oxox now don't be mad at me,
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer >>with that lil extra weight from Shiva<< Did TINK-MOBILE just refer to me as a double wide?
Originally Posted By Sara Tonin I think I'd have a few friends sit on it and just take a sharp knife around the edges...like a mil pie crust.
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer <--wonders what you do with the extra pieces...also hopes no one yells, "BACON".
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight <<You guys are so terrible..good thing you all weren't cannibals ,just think Lady S..your mother in law could have been with you forever...>> I wouldn't say for ever.. I'd say about 24 hours if that. HOWEVER... Thats just disgusting and wouldn't happen not even in a million years when it came to her. Now, if I had to eat Shiva or Crazycroc or 99 or someone I liked, then juuuuust maybe! ;-) I'd chew slowly though as to savor every little BITE! We have utilized the coffin or, I should say parts of it for daily use lately. We just got a puppy on Thursday and we didn't have any baby gates for the kitchen doors to keep himin there over night..Soo00o0.. Me being McGyver-like, I took the lid's off the coffin (it's a split lid) and put one lid door across each doorway to the kitchen and propped a kitchen chair agaisnt it. wich worked perectly! Duke, was safe in the ktichen for the night. Ok now..... Halloween came and went last night and Scooby and I used the coffin. We propped it up half way on our brick planter so you could see into it when you passed by. I dressed up as a monster and Scoob dressed up as a zombie and we took turns laying in the coffin and passing out candy. I would sit in the chair by the coffin while he layed in it and then Id get in the coffin an he'd sit in the chair and pass out candy. Scoob got most of the screams from the people that came up because they saw me dressed up and just figured I was passing candy out all alone even though they saw Scoob laying in the coffin. His smaller stature I think is what threw them off a bit. Most people didn't think he was real when they looked at him and when Scoob sat up and said 'BOO!', 80% of the people jumped or let out a yelp. LOL! As the night drew near, Scoob had to go inside to grab a jacket, so I hopped into the casket and layed myself down for a bit. When Scoob came back out I stood up to change places with him again and............ CREAK! CRACK! CRRRRRRAAAASH!!!! I dropped through the bottom of the COFFIN!!! LMBO!!! OMG..I let out THE LOUDEST laugh and almost piddled in my costume from laughing so hard. The first thing that came to mind was.." Thank goodness my MIL didn't fit in that coffin cause she would have fell right through! Now THAT would have been the iceing on the cake! LOL!!! I'm telling ya, this coffin was THE best investment! We have had so much fun with it and I do belive we will have many more years of fun to come with it over the years.(Once we get it COMPLETELY reinforced of course.) ;-) Once again 'The Glade' game comes shining through. :-D
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer Lady S...pictures, P-p-please tell me that you took a few pictures!
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer Glade game?? I just thought you had made a game where all the Trick-or-Treaters had to polish the coffin before that got any candy.
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight Ohh kinda like rubbin' the magic lamp? Now that would be funny. They'd have to polish the coffin and then Scoob would pop out and hand them a treat. LOL.
