The Death Test

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    Originally Posted By DVC_dad

    OMG! I only have 2 years! lol jk jk
     
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    Originally Posted By cape cod joe

    I get it now jk just kidding Chris?!
    I got till 83> time is running out.
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    83? Wasn't that like 23 years ago?
     
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    Originally Posted By Elderp

    This is so wierd. I don't know what we are eating avromark but this is my answer:
    September 2058
    at age 82
    - probable cause -
    cancer
    YOU DIE: 82.4 years
    AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years
    As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.
    WHY YOU DIE?
    56% cancer
    24% car accident
    13% loneliness
    5% drowning of the lungs
    2% wounds
    You have 19164.3 days left on this earth.
    You've already lived 36% of your life.
     
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    Originally Posted By cape cod joe

    funny av and you're a spring chicken eld!
     
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    Originally Posted By dr jones

    80, heart attack. I've lived 48% of my life. This is odd I thought that based on my fanatical dedication to diet and cycling, heart attack would be low on the list. Oh well I'm almost halfway through!
     
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    Originally Posted By mele

    Notice how we all seem to be getting the same percentages:

    WHY YOU DIE?
    56% heart attack
    24% car accident
    13% loneliness
    5% drowning of the lungs
    2% wounds

    I don't want to die in December (2054 at the age of 83). I don't want my kids to always associate Xmas w/my death.
     
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    Originally Posted By mele

    I think my favorite question asked if over the course of two years had I ever held in a fart. What the heck? LOL
     
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    Originally Posted By wendebird

    According to our research, you'll be dead by May 2047 at age 81.

    - probable cause -

    heart attack

    YOU DIE: 80.9 years

    AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years
    As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average woman.

    You have 15024.8 days left on this earth. You've already lived 49% of your life.
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    <<I think my favorite question asked if over the course of two years had I ever held in a fart. What the heck? LOL>>

    An episode of Southpark (T made me watch it heh) had people holding in their farts they spontaniously combusted, so someone came up with a theory that you should fart all the time, so then the world was suffering a massive heat wave. The solution was to fart only when you had too...
     
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    Originally Posted By lesmisfan


    'Well serves you right for liking LEs Miserables, those french :p

    tabernacle!"

    LOL!
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    And even more LOL since you probably got it :)
     
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