Originally Posted By Ciclismo My friend got the best I've ever seen a few weeks ago. "Promote literacy, buy a box of fourtune cookies" it was a real damn fortune.
Originally Posted By Kala I got one that read "Our first and last love is self love." Since we always say "in bed" at the end of a fortune it was hilarious to us. I got married.
Originally Posted By SuzieQ LOL - my last fortune cookie said, "Accept the next proposition you hear." Hubby's eye lit up! ROFL