Originally Posted By EdisYoda <---turns on the loudspeakers... I can't believe you're still falling for my decoys! That wasn't me at all! <---turns off the loudspeakers... Now, what to do about this tower... hmmmmm I know! <---aims his snowlaser at the tower, and melts the snow under one of the legs and watches as it topples over, crushing the fan and rendering it useless!
Originally Posted By smedley Just passing through guys, I'm not home at the moment and have commandeered my niece's pc to check in. Issues nevadarebel with her designer (but highly technical and therefore very warm) outfit. Today we are wearing electric blue jackets with anthracite grey salopettes and cute earmuffs. Special super speed grey furry boots complete the outfit Sets off some super duper snowbombs received for Christmas and coats all the men in the general vicinity, be they hiding or not
Originally Posted By disneyfreaksk Awe, you are so thoughtful smedley. Taking care of the guys! <--helping to rebuild the fan. I wonder what this snoball fight looks like from google earth?
Originally Posted By trailsend EdisYoda! Every time you think you are sneaking up on me, my designer earmuffs detect you, you silly man. And without moving my head, guess what they do???? Yep, out comes a supersonic laser with the accuracy undetectable by anything Google Satellite makes and instantly freezes you into the snowman nevedarebel made you. You cannot move.
Originally Posted By markcanada MarkCanada, from his deeply buried and really, really undetectable snow fortress, launches his remote controlled 1/16th scale X-wing fighter towards EnisYoda's position and quickly thaws him with turbolasers set on "defrost", then angles in towards the exhaust port on trailsend's "supersonic laser" because anything that big and able to heat sink enough to ice something else over needs a honkin' big heat exhaust port. Won't even need the force for this one. The X-Wing lets loose a couple of large-size rubber tipped proton missiles (safety first, kids) which wedge into the exhaust port, where the heat causes the rubber to expand and effectively block the port. The laser quickly overheats, melts, and ends up looking like tangled PeopleMover track - very pretty but now pretty well useless. The X-Wing heads back to base and I crack open a box of fresh Krispy Kremes, while I slip anothe DVD into the tunnerl digging machine, which has secret tunnels all throughout the battlescape now . . .
Originally Posted By Labuda <---- see markcanada causing trouble and sends in the super smart stealth penguins she has trained. Two of the penguins have volunteered for this mission. They waddle on over to where markcanda thinks he has hidden... and promptly manage to get on his good side, he bieng a basically good guy who LOVES animals, especially cute ones like penguins. Then, in the dead of night while markcanada sleeps, the penguins REALLY get to work, reconfiguring all of mark's gear so that it will fire only in the direction of mark's DNA - and then, for good measure, they put a marker above ground that's neon and points to the entrance to mark's lair. Then penguins then help themselves to all the fish mark had in his supply freezer, then head on back home, not a bit worse for the wear.
Originally Posted By The_Penguins Thanks, markcanada! Those fish were yummy, and the belly rubs were quite nice, too! SUCKER!
Originally Posted By markcanada Ummm. No. Because . . . - I really don't like animals. I respect that other people do, but I don't. But I did manage to fool your penguins long enough . . . - I don't like fish. Really, really don't like fish. But I know that penguins do. And the fish they ate were infused with triple doses of animal laxatives. And I figure they should be getting back to Labuda who will be giving them big congratulation hugs just as the dosage kicks in. Not pleasant. It was a good thing that my restored long range scanners had picked up your evil penguin plan long in advance for me to plan my countermeasures. Unfortunately, can't change my DNA so have to abandon my current snow machinery and current position. But will quickly evacuate my position to a safe spot. Sets auto destruct command 0 0 Destruct 0, looks wistfully back as he trudges to his new spot, thinks to himself "my God, what I have done" before EnidYoda tells me "you did what you always do, turn defeat into a fighting chance to live." Feeling better, and wearing our snow camoflauge gear (all white, all the time, with thermal disguise so we cannot be detected by infrared scanners) go off in search of more Tim Horton's double-doubles and Krispy Kremes.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland 31.XII.MMV As the Regent of the Holy Empire we have placed the second and third armies of the Royal Churroian Army as well as the sixteenth and fourty-fifth air wings of the Royal Churroian Air Force under his command. Should His Imperial Majesty be immobilized or in any other way unable to effectively lead these loyal protectors of Churroia they immediately fall by default into our command. Thus ordered. Given at Saint Aurora's Basilica in the Kingdom of Tomorrowland on 31 December of the fourth year of Christopher.
Originally Posted By trailsend <------catching up with Labuda in "Bigger Snowballs Than Anybody Else" Command Central located . . .HA! thought I was going to spill it out. HA! The Penguins are, of course, unaffected by any of evil markcanada's ploys to give them diarrhea. We will capture *frozen* markcanda soon and what price shall we put on his head? <----calling EdisYoda You're next, buddy!!!!!
Originally Posted By disneyfreaksk Uh, Ya... It is so cold out here that the pengin discharge is frozen! No mess at all!!! I'm thinking about renting a helicopter to take us all to a warm tropical beach in the Caribbean! Anyone game? <--begins packing beach bag with sunscreen and towel. "The helicopter must be big enough to hold surfboards!"
Originally Posted By Labuda So, trailsend - shall we just turn on markcanada's old weapons to ferret him out, or do it the old fashion3d and more difficult way and actually LOOK for him? Good news is the weapons he had have a range of 10,000 feet and you KNOW this field isn't that big and he didn't dig that deep, so we just have to follow the snowballs to mark.
Originally Posted By nevadarebel Caribbean, of course I am game, this snow is the worst thing. I don't know how people survive in it. <-----grabs surfboard, sunscreen, umbrella and stuff to make lots of fruity fun drinks on the beach.
Originally Posted By EdisYoda <---orders the Royal Churroian Second Army to surround the "ladies" and open fire with good old fashioned snow balls. <---orders the Royal Churroian Third Army to remain in reserve and to protect from rear attack. Also to set up loudspeakers to play "It's a small world" in an endless loop after issuing "special" ear plug filters to all allied forces. <---orders the Royal Churroian Air Force to overfly the battlefield for close air support if, and only if, needed. They are not to fire unless fired upon.
Originally Posted By trailsend Great thinking, Labuda. We'll just follow the snowballs to mean ol markcanada. <----thinking of plan to foil EdisYoda's attempts to plaster us.
Originally Posted By markcanada MarkCanada, wisely fearing the forces closing in on him, executes a tactical retreat back north across the border, which also leaves a clear field of fire for EdisYoda and the Churroian forces under his command, should they need to "take the shot" to cover my retreat.
