Originally Posted By markcanada ?????? OK, so while I was out, somebody must have wired in electrical and a fire alarm, if trailsend had somehow planned to install a DVD and big screen???? Hmm, melting snow plus electrical. Not good. I really had intended to keep my fort treaty compliant, but now it is a hazmat area - - watch out for sparks. And what the **** is with the penguins? Geez, where is Hans Blixt the weapons inspector when you need him? Just musing that I really want to rent Team America: World Police again . . . but I digress. Having moved out of the electified area, creates four dense pack (but not icy) "springtime specials" from the slightly dampened snow, but not exceeding 10.16 centimetres, and fires at and hits trailsend, Labuda, and nevadarebel {splat} {splat} {splat}, holds one back in reserve for counter-fire.
Originally Posted By disneyfreaksk Holy Heatwave Batman. It is going to be 82 degrees here in AZ today. I may have to go back to making mud balls! Prepare your plastic ponchos!!!! <--runs in garage to find tobogan before the snow melts. Anyone want to ride with me? We can pretend that we are on the Matterhorn in DL!
Originally Posted By trailsend kmsandrbs is such a sneak. First he builds beautiful snow angels. Then what does he do? Hits me and nevadarebel with snowballs and I DO BELIEVE THEY WERE NOT REGULATION SNOWBALLS!!!!! You're snowdust, kms, snowdust!! markcanada, I measured those "springtime specials" as they were flying in the air toward us with the supersonic laser pointy toe of my beautiful snow boots designed by smedley. And gues what, markcanada ~ not 10.16 centimetres AT ALL. Actual measurement was 12, get that, 12.5!!! Boy are you in for it. <-----gently (notice how sweet I am) lobs regulation snowball right onto kmsandrbs landing with wonderful *splatting* sound <-----gracefully makes way behind markcanada and joyfully puts 2 regulation snowballs plus one icicle (ouch) down his snowpants. (I am BEHIND you)
Originally Posted By markcanada Experiencing much discomfort . . . Laser meaasurment devices now? Tsk tsk. Anyway, may want to get that recalibrated, because I'm pretty sure the snowballs I made were regulation. Anywam, executes complicated repositioning manoevre to reorient towards target (translation: turns around), fires at point blank range at trailsend with previously prepared counterfire snowball: "Measure THIS!" {SPLAT} Goes off in search of Tim Horton's Hot Raspberry Smoothie and a churro to warm up.
Originally Posted By disneyfreaksk Woo Hoo! Edis Yoda and I are flying! Uh oh. WATCH OUT! KABOOM! Oops! Sorry markcanada. Didn't mean to spray you with the snow from our tobogan flying by your fortress! OK, I did mean to spray you!!!!! Wasn't that fun! <tugs the tobogan back up the hill with Edis Yoda. This thing wieghs alot less than my canon! <--adds a scooper to the back of the tobogan so while I am lugging up the hill, perfectly shaped snowballs are accumulating in the scooper. You can measure them trailsend. Then when we go down the hill again, we can send them flying!
Originally Posted By trailsend I don't mind what your snowballs measure, disneyfreaksk. Your's are ok. markcanada started this regulation snowball stuff with his SALT. I want Tim Horton's Hot Raspberry Smoothie and a churro, too. Can you walk markcanada??? You know, I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like EdisYoda flying through the air. It's a good thing disneyfreaksk is with him because I'm not sure where he would land. *splat* *squish* <---cupping ear listening to markcanada moaning Get up, markcanada, get up and get me a Hot Raspberry Smoothie!! Man, it's hard to get good help these days.
Originally Posted By smedley Ooooh hot raspberry smoothies sound good!! Can I have one too please?! Pretty please? Throws regulation snowball at kmsandrbs, and a second at EdisYoda, which lands splat on his nose due to my careful aim, and doesn't get disneyfreaksk at all!! Hey, is there room on that sledge for a small one? It looks like fun!
Originally Posted By markcanada I am no one's slave! (well, just one, Mrs. MarkCanada's) Wonders why he should possibly share hot raspberry smoothies from Tim Horton's (which also come in butter caramel, orange, and toffee, I think) with those who are so mean to him, and so disrespectful of his more than reasonable treaty proposals?
Originally Posted By kmsandrbs You know, sledding through a snowball fight immediately makes one a target for snowballs ... --> brushes off the previously splatted snowballs and lobs a few snowballs* in the path of the flying sled. Due to it's high speed and maneuverability, several are near misses, but one thumps on disneyfreaksk's shoulder, and another on EdisYoda's backside. *no idea if they are regulation, as I just don't feel the need to measure snowballs. But they are regular, GOSPLAT** type snowballs. **grab-ordinary-snow-pack-lightly-and-throw
Originally Posted By nevadarebel hey, can I get a try on that sled thing, that sounds like so much fun and now that you have extra snowballs made from dragging it up, we can really have some fun. We will have to wait for everyone at the churro stand. Why can't we get some dole whips or popcorn around here? I would even take some apple dippers too.
Originally Posted By trailsend *****Wonders why he should possibly share hot raspberry smoothies from Tim Horton's (which also come in butter caramel, orange, and toffee, I think) with those who are so mean to him, and so disrespectful of his more than reasonable treaty proposals?**** Take it to the Whiney Butt Crybaby Thread, markcanada My hats are off to Mrs. markcanada. What a woman she must be. <---turns around, picks up regulation snowballs in the HUGE pile I have made and begins throwing at kmsandrbs
Originally Posted By disneyfreaksk Wheeeeeee!!!! In the words of Peter Pan... Come on everybody, Here we gooooo!
Originally Posted By smedley Wheeeeeeee! See me go! Woo Hoo, this sledging is fun! But just to keep on topic, throwing a regulation snowball at kmsandrbs lol
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland ::His Eminence is sneaks quietly out of the Great Basilica of Saint Aurora in the Kingdom of Tomorrowland and approaches battle field wearing white robes (the better to blend into the background with, my dear). He watches quietly for a few minutes before rolling together a snowball, aiming, and firing it as smedley.:: Eat churros! ::He quickly retreats back into the basilica and orders the main gates shut and secured. He retires immediately into his apartments where he has a wonderful spa with a television above it where he can watch all the snowball fight action from the comfort of his own personal spa.::
Originally Posted By Labuda <--- sends in the homicidal penguins who torch the Great Basilica of Saint Aurora in Tomorrowland, thereby causing $5 million in damage. Luckily, thugh, the castle is evacuated without injury to any living soul and documents precious to this pseudo-church are safe since they were in fireproofed strongboxes...like directed on how to defrost and then reheat frozen douch sticks. Unfortunately for Cardinal Iluv, Labuda spots him as he's evacuating and manages to splat him with 5 rather large snowballs before he takes cover.
Originally Posted By disneyfreaksk <--Stopped in my tracks by what I am witnessing! Those penguins sure are cute. Back to sleding.
