The Great Winter LP Snowball Fight

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    Originally Posted By disneyfreaksk

    If all of the snowflakes were candy bars and milk shakes oh what a snow that would be. Standing outside with my mouth open wide - eah, eah, eah-eah,...
     
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    Originally Posted By markcanada

    MarkCanada returns. Rolls eyes at trailsend comments. "I'm not the one who brought non-sanctioned illegal use of penguins into the battle".

    So who's left in this snowball fight anyway? And exactly what are their allegiances?
     
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    Originally Posted By disneyfreaksk

    Not many left.
    Me and you and a dog named Boo!!LOL!!!
     
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    Originally Posted By smedley

    <---- Runs in throwing regulation snowballs at all the men in the arena...

    *splat* *splat* *splat* *splat*

    Aaaahh, feel a little better now, see whiny thread for reasoning.

    Returning to sledging now, Wheeeeeee.
     
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    Originally Posted By markcanada

    Quickly packs three snowballs. Does a quick estimate of trajectory, throws one, then another, then another, in a high arc at smedley's estimated path . . .

    first one - clean miss, way to the side
    second one - too far ahead
    third one . . . . {splat!} direct hit on smedley! Drops right on top!
     
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    Originally Posted By nevadarebel

    as markcanada ponders who is still in this fight, nevadarebel sneaks up and gets 3 direct hits splat, splat, splat. Then jumps on the tobagon and makes her get away.
     
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    Originally Posted By trailsend

    <-----climbs up the hill to smedley's ice castle, walks around to the back and looks down at all the LP'ers busy at their keyboards composing various opinions or answering Lisann's Tickle questions or, ouch, those poor WE people battling it out with each other with frowns on their faces

    **sighs***

    <----realizing someone has to do it, begins forming many snowballs (and NOT regulation size mind you) and begins throwing them

    Lisann looks up and wonders "what tha ?" as she clears the snow off the keyboard.

    Ursula looks up and says, (well, I can't repeat it here)

    Tall Disney Guy never looks up, just keeps typing through the snow on his keyboard.

    Mele says, "Oh, yay, snow. I can play now. Or, I could probably make snow ice cream!" And she does.

    Chicky*D* turns around and slaps nuutt.

    This is too much fun.
     
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    Originally Posted By trailsend

    <-----notices disney pete just standing around smiling because he can

    <-----takes great aim and lamblasts disney pete right on top of the head with a terrific snowball
     
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    Originally Posted By trailsend

    <----still standing on top of the hill, walks back around to the front of smedley's ice castle, looks for markcanada

    <----spots markcanada and tosses big, fat, huge snowball at his back

    *SPLAT*


    OOPS down goes markcanada
    face down in the snow

    vulnerable he is down there . . .
     
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    Originally Posted By Labuda

    I'm still here, but my penguins are demanding more treats from Mark and saying they'll tie him down and tickle him for hours if he doens't give in.


    In the meantime, I throw a big ol' snowball Mark's way and MISS.


    Rats!
     
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    Originally Posted By disneyfreaksk

    Where did Edis Yoda go? Oh my goodness, maybe Darth Vader kidnapped him!
     
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    Originally Posted By EdisYoda

    I'm here making fresh hot Churros for everyone of course. Also negotiating fot the Starbucks franchise.
     
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    Originally Posted By pennyring

    We small business owners will not be displaced by you big chains!!!

    <--- pelts EdisYoda with a dozen custom flavored snowballs and takes aim with her iced mocha shooter.

    <--- puts on her pal-o-smedley costume, takes the elevator to the top of the Smedley Inc. Ice Castle and opens up the patented Snowball Hose-o-matic on Ed and his cronies below.
     
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    Originally Posted By trailsend

    Oh, I love pennyring!!!!

    And I've always wanted to see a Snowball Hose-o-matic in action and who better to use it on than EdisYoda!!!!


    And pennyring, as soon as markcanada decides to come out of hiding, splat him, too!!!


    smedley would be proud

    :)
     
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    Originally Posted By disney pete

    shakes remainder of snow of his bald head scoops a handful himself makes into a perfect round ball of snow thinks he is at a baseball match and pitches it right into the back of Trailsends bonce S.C.O.R.E.
    Pete has entered the fray.
     
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    Originally Posted By trailsend

    <---hops on Artic Cat snowmobile

    <a href="http://www.arcticcat.com/snowmobiles/lineups/thecore.asp?y=106&c=performance&m=655" target="_blank">http://www.arcticcat.com/snowm
    obiles/lineups/thecore.asp?y=106&c=performance&m=655</a>

    takes off right to disney pete who is still celebrating from hitting me with wimpy snowball, swirls around disney pete covering him with sufficient snow.


    Man, I'm good on this thing!
     
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    Originally Posted By disney pete

    cool i want one of them but i thought the was rules and regulations,now as trailsend speeds down the hill on her artic cat Pete makes a giant snowball and starts to roll it downhill gathering speed untill its the size of the EPCOT geosphere and whacks into trailsend and all who fight her cause mmmmmmmmmmmwwwwwwhhhhhaaaaaaaa.
     
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    Originally Posted By markcanada

    A Snowball Hose-O-Matic is clearly in violation of treaty stipulations re: heavy machinery, real or imagined. Will just stay here at EdisYoda churro stand I(which is also in neutral territory) enjoying this hot and tasty churro for now. AND there was nothing against franchise operations either, but I'm sure EdisYoda would have been willing to negotiate this peacefully, HAD ANYBODY ASKED, instead of launching a cowardly attack at a non-combatant who willingly shared his churros with all.

    (contemplates what he will do next, while fully knowing that there is a snowball on its way with his name on it, but fully prepared for the hit . . .)
     
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    Originally Posted By EdisYoda

    Actually, I was looking to but the existing Starbucks franchise, since it appears to have been deserted.

    Another Churro Mark?
     
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    Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland

    12.I.MMVI

    To those engaging in war in the frozen regions beyond the borders of the Holy Empire:

    Greeting and the blessing of Saint Walt.


    While the Holy Churroian Empire has agreed to withdraw all armed forces from the battlefield, our defense ministry has maintained an ever vigilant watch from our own borders. We have noticed several violations to the treaty set forth and ratified by Lady Smedley.

    While we do not wish to name those who have violated the treaty, we do wish to express our displeasure with the situation at hand, specifically as it relates to EdisYoda, King under us in the Holy Empire. We are immensly displeased with the cowardly attack upon our own basilica and apartments, the unprovoked attack on the King of Frontierland, and the constant straying from guidelines set forth and agreed upon.

    The Holy Churroian Empire has agreed to a role of moderator of this dispute; therefore we restate the following treaty with the hope that it will be honored and obeyed as law.

    //

    In order to bring sanity back to the snowfield, proposes arms limitations of the following:
    - snowballs to be composed of snow only - no rocks inside or use of ice pellets -- they sting, you know!
    - diameter of any snowball not exceed 4 inches
    - no use of performance enhancing delivery mechanisms (e.g. no slingshots, no "rapid fire", no snow cannons, no air launched freezing weapons)
    - All snow forts not to exceed two stories in height, and must be built with non-powered means (e.g. shovels)
    - no face washes -- that's just cruel
    - no using enhanced machinery, real or imagined
    - no innocent animals to be put in harms way again (and watch where you step around the penguins from the last battle)
    - the use of pscyhological torture(e.g. Britany Spears doing a technopop sample repeat of "It's a Small World" on a repeating loop) will be considered to be a war crime punishable by life sentence
    - the Starbucks/Krispy Kreme/Tim Horton's and Churrob Bar remains neutral and inviolate territory for warming up and cameraderie
    - there remain no limitations on fashion choices - the ladies may continue to wear their designer snowsuits to their hearts content.

    //


    Henceforth promulgated and ordered.

    David Cardinal Iluvdisneyland, CMHC
    Regent of the Holy Churroian Empire

    Given at our temporary residence at Saint Pixie's on the Holy Hub, 12 January in the fourth year of Christopher.
     

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