Originally Posted By EdisYoda <----aims his snowball shooting bazooka right at trailsend as she passes by right in front of him and fires! <----reloads his bazooka and fires at smedley I love it when a plan comes together!
Originally Posted By trailsend <---looking suspiciously at the form in the snow ~ why it's EdisYoda and he's snoring!!!! He fell asleep and dreamed he shot a snowball at me and smedley. He drank too much hot cocoa and those wonderful warm towels from MrsElderP were just too much for him. <----very carefully takes bazooka from EdisYoda <-----and smedley running away with bazooka; poor EdisYoda
Originally Posted By davewasbaloo Having proliferated the conflict, DWB brings his friends out of hibernation to use the ultimate weapon. Big Al takes out his guitar and sings Blood on the Saddle. This aweful rendition causes an avalanche covering all the combatants in snow. Then the Wampas come in, as they are about to tie everyone up in their ice cave, the AT-ATs scare them away.
Originally Posted By smedley Employs her new friend Elf, who pummels davewasbaloo with snowballs. Notices that Chickie D and Labuda have been very quiet. No doubt meaning they're plotting something, so throws a large snowball at each in order to distract them.
Originally Posted By ChickenLittle Now that I've found my glasses, I can whip out my heat/freeze ray. Suddenly trailsend finds her feet frozen to the ground. With no snow within reach, she makes an easy target for payback.
Originally Posted By smedley <-- Rushes to her pal trailsend's defence, and pummels ChickenLittle with snowballs to deflect their attention from her.
Originally Posted By davewasbaloo Chicken Little - is the sky falling? Nope, it's just a ton of snow dropping on you. There's no business like snow business, there's no business I know.
Originally Posted By ChickenLittle Fortunately, I'm able to use my dodgeball skills and am not hit by any of the snowballs smedley tossed my way. And since smedley is distracted, my friend Fish is able to back the dumptruck up and turn smedley into a snow sculpture. Time for more hot chocolate. <== runs to the hot chocolate stand that is protected by a force field.
Originally Posted By smedley <-- shakes off snow and waits for ChickenLittle to return from the hot chocolate stand, wanders over to Mrs Elderp's for a warm up with the nice fluffy towels, stops by pennyrings for a peppermint mocha and a donut, then notices ChickenLittle trying to sneak away from the stand and pelts him with huge snowball!
Originally Posted By trailsend <----notices chickenLittle trying to get up from smedley's huge snowball attack and pelts him again with several snowballs in a row. <----has perfect aim <----is smiling <-----wants a sno cone from davewasbaloo
Originally Posted By ChickenLittle Good thing I have all these feathers to keep me warm and cozy. And they're white so they help me hide in the snow. I think I'll lie here a bit whilst I think up a suitable plan of revenge.
Originally Posted By markcanada MarkCanada enters the fray and looks on with a bemused expression. "You call this a snowball fight?", he asks with scepticism and a hint of scorn. "I was born in the snows of northern Alberta on a cold January morning. Up there, you learn to respect the snow. You learn to respect the cold. You mock the snow by resorting to popcorn, which would be blown back by cold north winds. The mighty cannon of which you speak wouldn't fire without jumper cables and a block heater, nor aimes without windshield wiper antifreeze, none of which you have. And how dare you invoke the holy name of the churro in the name of war. The churro is the icon of warm feelings, happy thoughts, friendship and wishes coming true. This is not the way of the churro!" He turns in sadness, resigned to leave the weary snow warriors in their ignorance as he begins his track back to the semi-barren icy wastelands of Manitoba, where there is REAL snow six months of the year . . . . . . but he is stopped in his tracks by the Krispy Kreme doughnut stand. He stops, pulls out his staff of winter defense (a Canadian Tire Mastercraft snow shovel with built in hand warmer, only $19.99 plus GST), plants his feet firmly and shouts to all the momentarily paused masses "Let this be a warning to those of you engage in your senseless battle. I will not let this last bastion of all that is good come to harm. YOU SHALL NOT PASS."
Originally Posted By Labuda Labuda spots MarkCanada and beans him smack dab in the forehead with a snowball launched from what used to be Edisyoda's snowball bazooka. Labuda laughs heartily as she looks at the look of utter amazement on Mrk's face. Labuda turns to trailend and high-fives her.
Originally Posted By markcanada MarkCanada actually knew there would be a response like that after his post. : ) MarkCanada deems Labuda a worthy snow warrior and treats Labuda to a KrispyKreme original hot out of the oil and dripping with glazed topping.
Originally Posted By Labuda Labuda decides to go ahead and accept the Krispy Kreme and gives Mark one of the WAYYYY better Round Rock Donuts that she just had delivered.
Originally Posted By markcanada Mark graciously accepts the peace offering of the Rock Round doughnut, deems it worthy, and suggests it might go well with a Tim Horton's double-double, then asks "who around here do I have to kill in order to get a churro?"
Originally Posted By Mrs ElderP <---is happy to have helped out smedly and is calling the "ask a nurse" to find out if temporary insanity is a symptom of frostbite. Is realived to find that no, frostbite would result in less engery and creativty, not more. So, knows that judging by the behavior outside, it's not frostbite; someone has been spiking the hot chocolate!!
Originally Posted By trailsend IS LABUDA GREAT, OR WHAT!!!! SNOWWOMEN RULE!!! I knew about the time markcanada got to that part about ""I was born in the snows of northern Alberta on a cold January morning." that he was about to get smacked bad. EdisYoda is crying in the Whiny Butt Crybaby Thread because all his snow toys and equipment don't work. (hehehee) But Labuda got it to work. hmmmmmmmm, must be the operator. (Poor EdisYoda) <----tasting the hot chocolate, yummmm, I do believe it is spiked!!! Smedley loves this! <-----ducking ~ whoa ~ some crazy person is trying to throw snowballs at SNOWWOMEN! (I notice markcanada wants to join us) Oh, and ChickenLittle, you're going to freeze if you keep lying there trying to muster up the courage to get up.
Originally Posted By chickendumpling <--bravely snatches the Canadian Tire Mastercraft snow shovel with built in hand warmer from MarkC who is sitting on his fanny eating donuts. Slacker. <---quickly builds a massive snow fort with the help of her *true* friends and launches an assault so fierce and unexpected that the snow fight field falls silent in awe and terror.
