Originally Posted By markcanada MarkCanada, with his sense of priorities well intact, simply ignores chickendumpling and keeps happily munching away.
Originally Posted By chickendumpling LOL! Dang Canadians. Unflappable. <---stomps away mumbling and plotting, mumbling and plotting. <---Dang this head cold. Arg. It's got me off my game. :|
Originally Posted By pal-o-smedley <--- has been quietly and busily rebuilding the Smedley Inc. Forbidden Ice Castle, high atop a nearby cliff. <--- Happily watches the ice crystals glow in rainbow colors. <--- Takes the Smedley Inc. Speed Elevator 3000 to the overlook level <--- Strategically starts dropping vats full of snowballs on the warriors below.
Originally Posted By trailsend Well, I KNEW it. I look up at the amazing Smedley Inc. Forbidden Ice Castle with the ice crystals glowing in rainbow colors and one of the ice crystals is moving . . . I TOLD ChickenLittle if he didn't get up he would freeze in the snow and GUESS what he is now????? Yessireee, ChickenLittle is the animatronic Ice Crystal atop the Smedley, Inc. Forbidden Ice Castle. Perfectly good place for him as he tried in vain to stop SNOWWOMEN. Boy, does he sparkle! Good job, pal-0-smedley!!!! OK, we must have the appropriate attire as warriors of the Smedley, Inc. Forbidden Ice Castle. Something really good. Because as we march down the cliff, in unison, on parade day, we have to look good, very good. I want great looking boots, myself. <----trys out the one and only TE Bionic Superior Grade SB Cannon (in white, of course) . . .Holy Snow! what a shot! Look at all those little people at the bottom of the cliff running, screaming (men do scream when terrified) wondering if they can ever overcome SNOWWOMEN!!!! In a word, no. <-----throws head back, raises SnowSpear and declares victory!
Originally Posted By markcanada MarkCanada, annoyed that one of trailsend snowballs landed right in his Tim Horton's double-double causing him to drop his Krispy Kreme original glazed, pulls out his Canadian Tire Mastercraft Electric Windshield DeIcer 2000 with built in light and tire pressure gauge, only $19.95, makes a great Christmas gift, plugs it in to the Canadian Tire Mastercraft Portable Generator with built in clock radio, only $199.95. He then wedges it under the northwest corner of Smedley's Ice Castle and bemusedly watches as the castle starts to lean precariously like the Tower of Pisa. Satisified with his efforts, he reheats his coffee with the Canadian Tire Mastercraft All-Weather Portable Stove with built in GPS, and looks around for any stray churro's that have survived the battle so far.
Originally Posted By EdisYoda <---joins forces with markcanada, hands him a churro, then takes up his snow sabre, powers it up and starts melting the ice castle at the opposite corner.
Originally Posted By pal-o-smedley LOL Trailsend! Chicken Little certainly does make a fine looking AA, doesn't he? He's even Disney themed! <--- turns on the lower level ice castle Super Freezers to fix any damage caused by a particular snow sabre. <--- runs down, unplugs the windshield delcer and taps into markcanada's generator supply to help power the ice castle. Neener. <--- is feeling a little tropical and decides that dropping snowballs is too boring. What we need here is some Hawaiian Shave Ice. Runs inside and grabs the Official Lilo and Stitch Home Shave Ice kit. Plugs the shave ice machine into the Ice Castle rain machine and watches as the confused snowballers are suddenly enveloped in a shower of rainbow flavored shave ice.
Originally Posted By davewasbaloo Dave then stops throughing snowballs and watches in awe as the rainbow rain comes down. Man I like Big Thunder, but I really miss the Minetrain through Nature's Wonderland, featuring Rainbow Caverns. As a tear drop falls towards the ground, it freezes and breaks upon landing.
Originally Posted By disneyfreaksk Shucks! It is too hot here for snow. <--- Turns on hose to wet down the dirt. Gathers up a handfull of mud and splat! davewasbaloo is now covered in mud!
Originally Posted By smedley <-- brings in the everybody looks fabulous snow suits for the snowwomen, along with beautiful (faux) fur lined boots in a most attractive dark brown colour, which compliments the blue snowsuits beautifully, surveys the dominion from the top of the ice tower, then showers davewasbaloo, disneyfreaksk and EdisYoda with snowballs. Admires her lovely new AA Chicken Little, and decides to keep it forever ;>
Originally Posted By EdisYoda <---whispers to markcanada details of our next plan of attack on the tower.
Originally Posted By smedley <-- tries to use her hearing device to see what they're talking about, but decides it's easier to just pelt them with snowballs using the catapult to distract them from their plotting.
Originally Posted By markcanada MarkCanada pulls out a bag of CanadianTire SureFire IceMelter, guaranteed to be environmentally friendly and not harm plants or concrete, on special this week, only $6.99 a bag. Starts grabbing handfuls and flinging it at the ice tower, watching as each little pellet begins to burrow a hole into the foundation, which it should, as it is guaranteed to melt ice and snow at -30 Celsius . . . but then pauses, because he hears his mom yelling to tell him to come in for dinner, but he promises to all to come back another day . . .
Originally Posted By trailsend markcanada is such a baby. Going in for dinner . . .WHAT IS THAT? This is snow war, buddy. Mrs. ElderP has provided us with warm towels and hot chocolate (spiked, mind you). Wimp EdisYoda ~ with markcanada going in for dinner, you are suddenly becoming very afraid because you are not enough to withstand SNOWWOMEN! <---sneaking up on EdisYoda, stomps on his silly snow sabre smashing it. While stomping, smedley and Labuda pelt EdisYoda with snowballs. Chicky*D* ~ come on, babe, you are just fine. Here try out my TE Bionic Superior Grade SB Cannon. It's very scary. Then take one of these snow suits our wonderful smedley has for us. Boy are we rockin'!
Originally Posted By EdisYoda <-----resmues the pelting of the ice fort with the CanadianTire SureFire IceMelter, guaranteed to be environmentally friendly and not harm plants or concrete, on special this week, only $6.99 a bag. After emptying 2 bags full on the fort, he retires to the Starbucks and Donuts stand for a snack.
Originally Posted By davewasbaloo Enough is enough, being covered in mud, DWB looks like a cross between Bigfoot and the Partner's statue. Diplomacy has not worked, nor has covert action. Even a full assault by the Empire's artillary has not stopped these meglomaniac snow bunnies. As a liberal feminist, and a liberal masculinist, enough is enough. Not realising that DWB is actually a 20th level Mage, he starts an incantation that summons 5 fire elementals, and 10 dragons (including Maleficent) that melt the walls of the ice castle, and the impact reduces the snow suits to nothing more than a padded bikini. It's like Copacabana beach now, and the Mai Tai's are on me.
Originally Posted By trailsend You silly, silly 20th level Mage! You're hallucinating! >> the impact reduces the snow suits to nothing more than a padded bikini.<< HA ~ you liberal masculinist! (oops, this is NOT WE) Our arsenal of weapons against davewasbaloo are stored and ready for action in our Ice Storage Shed (IN a designated place you, dwb, DO NOT know about) Rolling out as I speak is the Ultimate Super Wizzard Snowmaker. The Super Wizzard is a tower and carriage mount with a piston or vane compressor in automatic mode of operation. The Super Wizard is a 20-25HP (15-18 Kw) fan and 5 rings of 75 nozzles. These 375 heated nozzles are nucleated with a detachable periphery ring with 20 nucleator nozzles. Water adjustment is easy with four heated self draining valves. It's like Copacabana Beach now you say???? NAY! I say NAY! You will be frozen soon for us to point at you and laugh. Like, "Look at frozen davewasbaloo!" Smedley! WE'RE BACK!!!!!
Originally Posted By kmsandrbs Squats down. Lightly packs a small snowball. Lobs it gently ...............O ...........O.......O ........O.............O ......O.................O ....O.....................O ...O.......................O ..O.........................O .O...........................O O..........................<thump> Right on trailsend!
Originally Posted By smedley Pelts kmsandrbs right back, then gets straight to business with davewasbaloo and his ice melting and padded bikinis, uses the super duper snow shooter and covers him head to toe, turning him into a most lovely snowbalooman!
