Originally Posted By Jim in Merced CA Thanks Pixie Glitter... politically inferior, okay. Funny smell...yeah, well...too much garlic... Say I'm fat? I'd chase you down and smush a cream pie in your face, but I can't run that fast. I'm too fat. Day Number Two. No milk. You ever eaten Cocoa Puffs with tap water instead of milk? No so good.
Originally Posted By alexbook >>You ever eaten Cocoa Puffs with tap water instead of milk? No so good.<< Maybe I shouldn't admit this, but I've eaten them dry, straight from the box, then washed them down with Diet Coke. And yes, I know it's stupid to drink a diet soda with sugared cereal.
Originally Posted By chickendumpling stupid? That's my breakfast of champions to kick-start my morning, my friend. Probably Jim's too.
Originally Posted By LadyKluck Jim if it makes you feel any better, TALLDisneyGuy puts water on cereal... ...ON PURPOSE!
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Folks, it's time we had a telethon to raise funds to get Jim some milk for those Cocoa Puffs. Can we line up some volunteers to man the phones? And TDG and I still remember our duet and have our emerald green sequin costumes from when we were supposed to sing at quincytoo and TDLFAN's ill-fated wedding, so we can be the entertainment. C'mon, let's get the ball rolling here. I'm afraid of what Jim might do if he doesn't get some milk SOON!
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy Hey! I do NOT! Great, here Jim is with who-knows-what impression of me, and LadyKluck---fun, friendly LadyKluck whom I have met and hung out with at DL---goes slandering me by crying out false allegations against my nutritional tastes. I admit I dip cookies in water, but I would never---*never*---pour it on cereal and eat it! Unless Jim did too.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter I'm getting a little concerned about Jim. You don't suppose he passed out from a calcium deficiency and fell and hit his head, do you? This is very upsetting, not to mention distracting while I'm trying to rehearse the big show-stopping number.
Originally Posted By MissCandice I am concerned. Milklessness is sweeping the west coast region. I have no milk either. I have a nice box of Banana Nut Crunch but no milk to enjoy it with. Since I live alone I have no idea who the culprit is who let this household run out of milk. SHould we alert the media to this growing problem?
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter GASP! OMG!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo!! Okay, don't panic, Candice. Stay calm. We're all here for you, and we're going to talk you through it. First of all, do you have any powdered milk? No, no, forget I even said that. Powdered milk is just vile. Okay, how about a nearby 7-Eleven? Any kind of 24 hour convenience store? Friend, relative, or neighbor you can browbeat into going out to get the milk for you? No? Okay, that's it. I'm checking flights online right now. I'll be there with your milk as fast as I can. Be strong. <----races frantically to brush her teeth and get rid of her Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries and milk breath before catching her flight. . . .
Originally Posted By EdisYoda <---gets 2 special coolers with dry ice and milk in them and books couriers to fly thme directly to both Jim and Candice.
Originally Posted By wa6oqc Die erry please accept this offering of dead vegetation. . . . We're working on it for you, Jim.
Originally Posted By wa6oqc For people who don't understand what I ment in my last port: <a href="http://www.gotmilk.com/fun/aliens.html" target="_blank">http://www.gotmilk.com/fun/ali ens.html</a>
Originally Posted By sherrytodd OK, I'm really concerned right now. It appears that Jim may have been out of milk for over 48 hours now. Jim are you there? Speak to us buddy! If you're too weak to type out words, just pound on the keyboard to let us know you're still with us.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Well, with no milk for 48 hours I bet the other members of the Jim house are happy.
Originally Posted By Jim in Merced CA I m typ in g this with m y el bows.. Be cau se of a lack of cal ciyum, my fin ger tips ha ve fallen off...
