Originally Posted By avromark Did anyone get the jet ski's out yet? <a href="http://www.felidan.com/1" target="_blank">http://www.felidan.com/1</a>%20Sea%20Doo%203D.jpg Gotta love Sea Doo, darn Yamahahers, I like mine made in North America please.
Originally Posted By avromark If you have troubles, the coastguard would like you to see their new ship. <a href="http://www.maggiesale.ca/The" target="_blank">http://www.maggiesale.ca/The</a>%20Lune%20Valley/images/37%20Old%20Boat%20adj.jpg
Originally Posted By disneyfreaksk Woohoo! Gotta love Sea Doo's! Ya, this is my kinda thread! C'mon avromark, let's RIDE!!!
Originally Posted By chickendumpling <<you can use TDG's animal ring inflatable>> <-- peeks over her sunglasses while tanning just long enough to see that it is indeed a....inflatable ring giraffe head
Originally Posted By avromark Catch me if you can <a href="http://www.seadoo.com/SeaDooPublic/_Static/archives/archives_2003/media/330_ph33ac_sml_1.jpg" target="_blank">http://www.seadoo.com/SeaDooPu blic/_Static/archives/archives_2003/media/330_ph33ac_sml_1.jpg</a>
Originally Posted By avromark Uh oh where is disneyfreaksk going! <a href="http://www.jetski.com/images/jetriders/articles/572/Jet-ski-niagra.jpg" target="_blank">http://www.jetski.com/images/j etriders/articles/572/Jet-ski-niagra.jpg</a> I thought it was an elephant oh well I guess i'm colour and shape blind chicken.
Originally Posted By chickendumpling (How not mellow am I right now that it is totally bothering me that I said "a" inflatable when it should be "an". I so need to wind down from work. LOL)
Originally Posted By trailsend >>>>Catch me if you can <a href="http://www.seadoo.com/SeaDooPu" target="_blank">http://www.seadoo.com/SeaDooPu</a> blic/_Static/archives/archives_2003/media/330_ph33ac_sml_1.jpg<<<< uh, yeah, right, avro, like you're built like that guy!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Originally Posted By trailsend ^^^hahahaha link didn't work so catch the picture of the "avro wants to be" in Post #68
Originally Posted By trailsend <----grabs cute sand bucket and fills it with water . . . . strolls along the beach, enjoying the warm sand, minding my own business . . . <----sneaks up behind hunky avro . . . uh huh, poured that bucket of water right on his head!!!!
Originally Posted By avromark Darn and I was already wet from Jet Skiing, <- not so sneaking behind trailsend "dumps shampoo all over trailsend head" Go back in the waves! All is fair in love and war.
Originally Posted By trailsend well, the shampoo had better be Aveda . . . that's right . . . the hunks always run away the fastest . . .
Originally Posted By avromark <- runs away incredibly slowly. The Shampoo came from... Wal-Mart discount bin!
Originally Posted By disneyfreaksk Hey, I can get some shirts made if someone wants to design and digitize a logo for our beach club!! My dad owns an embroidery business. How about hunky avromark posing with his muscles!!!!
Originally Posted By trailsend ^^^well, I really think we see enough of avro right here . . . a shirt with him on it all the time might be a bit much . . . I know you, girlfriend, you can come up with something beachy and awesome . . .
Originally Posted By DVC_dad TRUMPETS BLAST!!! All heads turn: In rolls a magnificent fanfare, the likes of which have never been seen before nor since at the LP Beach Club. Golden adorned chariots drawn by brilliantly adorned, and immense horses, are ridden by ushers of such elegance and presence, that lovely, clear eyed Athena would hide her jealousy. Loud and grand music of harps and lyre guide all in rhythm and time. Next, in the center of the parade, appears the most remarkable horse drawn carriage, decorated in diamonds and rubies red, cast in gold and bronze and detailed to a level like that of a holy scepter, with sunlight creating prisms all about the area. At once the chain of celebration, somewhat short but vigorous and full of entertaining captivation, stops and everything is quiet. A single Trumpet sounds. From the horseman’s roost upon the carriage jumps the royal announcer. He flies into the air in somewhat of a swan leap and hits the ground with a flip, tuck, and roll, instantly righted back upon his feet. He calls: “Announcing his royal imminence, DVC_dad!†From a fore mentioned carriage egresses none other than DVC_dad in full dress and costume. He strips away his cloak and tunic and dons his Speedo. Aided by his cohorts, down his golden stair he climbs with the grace and ease of a youth. He shouts: “Okay LP’ers, let the party begin, for I am now here!†And so it was, much fanfare well into the night was the LP Beach Club thrust. Food, drink, all kinds of merriment and entertainment commenced. Avromark displays his muscles and puts on a show that keeps ladies and men alike enthralled. Tall Disney Guy gives a show of such prowess on the waves that a champion surfer would envy him. Edis Yoda provides food and drink that shames the very ambrosia that Zeus himself once called perfection. Alexbook gives accounts of many a tale old and new which entertains and captivates all. DLfreak86 puts on the entertainment of song and dance, and DJ’s the music for all to enjoy. All was well and all were happy… until… ...the first water balloon hit.
Originally Posted By avromark You do mean the beer gut, that I did not get from beer right? Or maybe all 470 lbs on my 4 ft. 2 in frame. I don't have a neck it's just a huge head! Aren't those the guy's who never come to the beach playing over here? <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Men" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I mage:Men</a>%27s_beach_volleyball.jpg To satisfy trailsend Here I am <a href="http://sw.deri.org/~knud/fotoblog/05/0508/050818-DublinAirport/Picture" target="_blank">http://sw.deri.org/~knud/fotob log/05/0508/050818-DublinAirport/Picture</a>(10).jpg And here is trailsend with a gift for me <a href="http://www.d.umn.edu/~wick0158/images/grandma.jpg" target="_blank">http://www.d.umn.edu/~wick0158 /images/grandma.jpg</a>
