Originally Posted By chickendumpling <<Now you KNOW that ain't what I meant>> Honest, Mr.DVC_Dad. I din't. But NOW I get the joke. Sorry for messing it all up. That's my special talent you know.
Originally Posted By DVC_dad Chicken you can mess up my jokes anytime you want! I luv you so much, you know it's like dat!
Originally Posted By chickendumpling I'm just never sure about anything anymore. Care for a friendly game of tennis? I'd offer a round of golf but that's not in the thread title.
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight CD, I'm not good at either game, golf or tennis.. wanna go with me to make a sand castle?
Originally Posted By bloona ooooooooooh, can you make me a pair of gigantic sand shoes you two? I love that game!
Originally Posted By smedley Oooh my feet are available too if you need a second pair. I could just sit in the sand all day. Pssst DVC, tall yes, tanned no, definitely sn English rose lol!
Originally Posted By bloona <<Pssst DVC, tall yes, tanned no, definitely sn English rose lol!>> Im tanned!...not at all tall(ask Smedley!)...lol...and my lipstick is called English Rose, (think I put that bit before somewhere....sorry, )
Originally Posted By smedley Me three, let's all lay under the parasols sipping cocktails and watching the world go by.
Originally Posted By DVC_dad Is it difficult to get tanned in England? I hear you get a fair share of rain and cloudy weather.
Originally Posted By smedley It's more to do with me having pasty pale skin, which burns if I so much as look at the sun lol!
Originally Posted By LacyBelle I'm the same way, smedley. Shall we relax under the umbrella together and avoid those nasty rays?
Originally Posted By Kennesaw Tom Thats one of the best things about being part native american. When I'm in the sun I just get red.
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight spreads out her aluminum foil blanket.. slathers herself in crisco and sets her tanning alarm clock for 4 hours. * does anyoen smell bacon?
Originally Posted By bloona whats that smell...sniff sniff....lol Im a beautiful shade of orange this morning! I aplied mucho fake take last night before I went to bed as I am going out tonight, woke this morning to discover I have golden palms! (is that a hotel name?) one hand is a lovely shade (on the back) the otherone it appears I forgot about..lol...but theres a lovely orange glow emmitting from all the other bits of my bod! lol beautiful.
Originally Posted By bloona it seems that the orange glow is so bright I cant see which keys Im hitting either! sorry for the typos.
Originally Posted By smedley Hey LacyBelle. Sounds like a plan! Would you like some of my tropical fruit salad to snack on whilst we lay here and chat?
