The (New) Mellow Thread--a Haven from Histrionics

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    Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland

    I need to get me a massage...

    ;;falls asleep on overstuffed recliner;;
     
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    Originally Posted By aehuckjensen

    Hey, tomorrow night, let's Fondue! But should be do cheese or chocolate? Both?
     
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    Originally Posted By LadyKluck

    Definitly both - you have to have the sweet and salty!


    Hey, do you think we could get Brendan to wear his "Mummy" outfit and bring Oded Fehr next time?
     
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    Originally Posted By aehuckjensen

    Now you're talkin'!!! (Nerd fact: Oded and I have the same bday) :)
     
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    Originally Posted By LadyKluck

    ^^
    Lordy I need to pay closer attention - I thought that said you had the same BABY!!!


    Sheesh, sleep much?


    heehee
     
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    Originally Posted By aehuckjensen

    teehee :)
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    *comes in from the kitchen with two electric fondue pots, sets them on the coffee table, and plugs them both in. In one pot is rich dark chocolate with a tray of fresh and dried fruits and pound cake for dipping. In the second pot simmers a beer cheese fondue, accompanied by assorted bread cubes, raw veggies, and apple slices.*

    Goes to the bar, pours a glass of icy White Zinfandel, and sits down in the massaging recliner. Ahhhh!
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    <----closes her eyes and valiantly attempts to tune out the little Glitters who are just outside the door embroiled in a vicious fight about the order of songs for their upcoming re-enactment of the vacation Bible school program for their parents. Realizes the irony of that particular situation, smiles, sips her wine, and begins to feel better.
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    Note to self: have Brendan Fraser improve the soundproofing in the Mellow Thread the next time he stops by.
     
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    Originally Posted By Brendan Fraser

    <---diligently labors outside in his George of the Jungle loin cloth by building special partitions around the house with plywood, thick glass, and industrial-thick foam and rubber so the Mellow Oasis will be 100% soundproof

    <---sweat trickles down his taught, sunbathed body as the summer heat beats down upon his masculine form as he utilizes every muscle and ounce of strength to improve the Oasis for the Women of LP and any of their guests
     
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    Originally Posted By Brendan Fraser

    <---wipes sweat from brow with firm forearm as he laboriously works to enhance the Mellow Oasis for the Women whom he has been sent to cater to
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    (sweetly) Thank you, Brendan!!
     
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    Originally Posted By Brendan Fraser

    <---enters the Pillowed Room dripping manly sweat around his feet on the carpet

    "It is my pleasure, O Divine Sue. Anything I can do to make your all's times here more comforting, stress-free, and relaxing, I must obey to it."

    <---bows, goes off to towel the sweat from his overworked muscles
     
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    Originally Posted By aehuckjensen

    LOL, Pixie :)
     
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    Originally Posted By teddibubbles

    draws a nice hot bath sented with sweet herbs for Brendan Fraser. sets a nice big glass of sweet fruited tea on a try next to tub for him!
     
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    Originally Posted By Brendan Fraser

    <---undoes the loin cloth, hangs it on a wooden peg, sensuously slips his long, lean, muscular body into the sweet herb bath as the sumptuous concoction eases his tired, overworked muscles

    <---releases a masculine sigh of content

    "AHHhhhhhhhhhhh..."

    <---grasps the crystal glass on the tub rim and generously drinks down the sweet fruit tea

    *gulp* *gulp* *gulp*
     
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    Originally Posted By teddibubbles

    lololol
     
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    Originally Posted By JazzCat

    <~~~~ Runs in panting

    Am I too late to join the group?
    (Pauses)
    Ohhhhhhhh.......my..........
    Uh, excuse me, Mr. Fraser. I...ummm...didn't mean to interrupt your bath........
    Just a suggestion~you might want to put some more bubbles in the tub.......
     
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    Originally Posted By JazzCat

    And I don't mean Miss Teddi....
     
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    Originally Posted By Brendan Fraser

    <---crosses strong arms behind head, leans back, crosses ankles, relaxing in the warm, soothing amebience

    "Well if you think I need some more bubbles in here, feel free to add what you like..."

    <---winks
     

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