Originally Posted By goodgirl Brendan, honey, I think you've had enough time in the tub now. Time to get out and I'll dry you off with this big fluffy towel. Out of the way donkey.
Originally Posted By Brendan Fraser ""As you wish, Miss Theresa." <---slowly rises as the warm herb water streams down his body and trickles off his hands, fingers, and...body <---steps out onto large, extra fluffy bathmat with first one foot, then the other "I'm ready for my toweling."
Originally Posted By Brendan Fraser <---gently lifts Theresa's limp body off the soft bathmat <---wonders how he will get dry if she doesn't come to...
Originally Posted By LadyKluck You know, if Oded can't make it, I'd settle for Arnold Vaslow..... ....or The Rock.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Disclaimer: The Mellow Thread is intended for relaxation and stress reduction only. The views of Mr. Fraser do not necessarily reflect those of the editor. ;-)
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter It's now 5:08 a.m. here, and yes, I am still up from yesterday. Migraine--->painkiller with caffeine--->wide awake Pixie. Not such a big deal if the kiddos weren't going to wake up in about two hours. Decidedly un-mellow.
Originally Posted By LadyKluck Awwww...Poor Pixie Glitter. I feel your pain. Well, not at this exact moment, but I get migraines too.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland ;;Awakens slowly, realizing the fire has gone out, as have the incense and candles. His Eminence lifts his head slowly, opens his eyes, and sees a very...erm... revealed man holding Theresa in his arms. His Eminence realizes it must be some sort of sleep-walking-induced-hallucination and falls back alseep;;
Originally Posted By Labuda "Another side note. Excedrin Migrane is identical, yes IDENTICAL to regular Excedrin. Same exact pills. It's just in a different box. Check the ingredients, and welcome to American marketing." It's got more caffeine.
Originally Posted By Labuda Suddenly, the door opens. In walks George Eads, wearing jeans and a white dress shirt. "George! What are you doing here, hon?" cries Labuda as she gives him a big hug. George responds that he's heard the Women of LP aren't getting quite as much attention as they need from Brendan, so he's here to help. "Well, how nice of you darlin' - wander about and see if anyone needs something."
Originally Posted By goodgirl *goodgirl awakens lying comfortably among several soft pillows. She tries to determine if she has been ravished while unconcious* Where did Brendan go?
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter See, I tried to warn you girls that the thread would become un-mellow once we started having studly guys in here. Heaven only knows where Brendan is or what he did while you were unconscious. Hopefully the fact that LP is a family-friendly site prevented anything nasty from happening in our thread. <---stands guard at the door to interview any potential studly troublemakers to determine whether or not they can come in.
