The (New) Mellow Thread--a Haven from Histrionics

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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    I'm hiding out in here today. My son got suspended from school for yet another stupid decision. While he was bawling like a baby in the principal's office, he told them that we always beat him and starve him. He also told everyone that David violently threw him into the wall while we were at HoJo's last week. It's true Warner had a major episode but it is not true that David threw him against the wall.

    I'm starting to wonder if my son is crazy because he doesn't seem able to tell reality from fiction.

    I thought today would be a good day cos I got concert tickets for Candice and me for next month. Now I am sad and have a bad headache.

    How *do* you get a 13 year old to do chores when they outright refuse? Ugh.
     
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    Originally Posted By smedley

    *hands melikimaoojamabob a large margarita and a super large bar of chocolate*

    Here hun, take these and go relax on the lounger, afraid I can't help with the kid advice, coz I haven't got any, but I offer you my deepest sympathies anyway, you stay there as long as you need, I'll send Mr Depp over shortly to give you a shoulder rub.
     
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    Originally Posted By SuzieQ

    Wait. Where's the mellow? I'm coming here to float in that pool also. I need it! I'm not stating my problems or it will ruin the mellow.

    Ms. Pixie? May we have a new topic for voicing WHY we might run away to the mellow room? That way we won't ruin the mood in here.

    Gracias!
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    I need to go there my list is mighty long today. I really really really need a vacation. My job is just off the hook. Our demand is greater than our ability to produce and no slow down is in sight. I've got emotional store managers screaming at me all day, a boss asking why and when will I have more tools, there are no tools.

    Someone take me to neverland please.
     
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    Originally Posted By SuzieQ

    I'll join you! LOL
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    Hm. Seems like the Confessional might be a good place to vent. Or I guess we could start a thread and call it the Whiny-Butt Crybaby Thread, but you just know some nitpicky person will come along and say we're being negative if we do. ;-)

    Oooooooo. . . how about an LP Complaint Desk?
     
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    Originally Posted By SuzieQ

    Perfect!
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    Danger Will Robinson. Danger. Danger.
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    sorry
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    Please don't be sorry, mele! We've all done our share of venting in here. I'm just being silly with my ideas for complaint topics--no criticism or harm intended!
     
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    Originally Posted By pennyring

    Hello mellow yellows...

    I'm brewing some rich kahlua evening coffees if anyone would like one. Have a pink cookie or chocolate with your drink as well. There are some bons bons in the freezer too. Raul would love to fetch one for you if you like.

    Mele, I don't have kids (just spoiled dogs), which doesn't qualify me in the least to speak about parenting, but I bet your son just made up the abuse to throw the school administrators attention off of him and on to someone else. Just sorta playing the "poor me, it's not my fault" card. Sounds like a last resort to get out of his punishment. Hopefully the school sees that too. Sorry you're having to deal with all of this. :( ...I stopped at Starbucks on the way over and picked you up a peppermint mocha though. Hope things mellow out at home for you too.
     
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    Originally Posted By LadyKluck

    mmmmmm peppermint mocha - I don't even like peppermint and that sounds wonderful!

    I am feeling very mellow lately with my new hair color - its very funny how just coloring your hair makes you feel different. Is this just me because this is the first time I've ever colored my hair?
     
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    Originally Posted By wendebird

    Pennyring, Peppermint Mocha from Starbucks is my faaaaaaaavorite!
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    Mine too. I will SOOO take one right now. Thanks!
     
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    Originally Posted By trailsend

    Hey guys, I'm so glad to be back here. I have soo needed the mellow room. The very second I got my Bash Pal's name, my computer died. Talk about freaking out major, major big time!! I've been so afraid of not doing my part, and my computer dies!!!

    I need all chocolate available. I need a massage. I need a pedicure. I need a manicure. I need for someone to go grocery shopping for me. I need, I need ....

    <<>>Whiny-Butt Crybaby Thread<<>>

    HAAAAAAAAA! We need this thread!


    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~mellowing already just posting here~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~floating, floating in the wonderful infinity pool~~~~~~~~
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    I need a "coma" room where I can crawl into bed, wrap myself up in a down comforter and sleep my troubles away.

    I once saw a comedian say that sleep is the best of both worlds, you're alive but unconscious. Boy, can I relate!
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    I'm tellin' ya, I'm pretty sure I could quickly rise to queendom in a Whiny-Butt Cry Baby thread. I have it down to an art form, really. Years of practice, you know.

    And ooooooooo. . . down comforters! What a great idea for in here! I'd send one of the cabana boys to the store, but I'm thinking we might get a more tasteful selection of colors and patterns on the duvets if one of us goes.

    *heads off to the store and returns with a lovely collection of down comforters in a variety of duvets--jewel tones, pastels, earth tones, and neutrals, both patterned and plain.*
     
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    Originally Posted By trailsend

    You are just too efficiently mellow, *Miss*Always*On*The*Glitter*Go*****
    and I am so glad. That makes me happy and calm and, well, mellow.


    ~~~~~~Mellow is as mellow does~~~~~~~~~~~~~
     
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    Originally Posted By trailsend

    ~~~~~~~One good mellow deserves another~~~~~~~~
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    Could you pick me up a red screwdriver while at the store? ;-)
     

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