The (New) Mellow Thread--a Haven from Histrionics

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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    Oh. Well, I've got to say, that's very anticlimactic. Here I thought you were searching for something to overcome mental cold feet and that you were about to embark on some fantastically exciting adventure with the help of the Mellow Thread. I was already practicing smiling graciously while you thanked me in your acceptance speech for the award.

    Disappointment is not mellow, Deb. I hope you're happy. Here's your dang blankie!
     
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    Originally Posted By Autopia Deb

    Sorry, my actual feet have got a thermal deficiency problem. If they don't warm up soon I'll need a cabana boy to actually sit on them.
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    *coughdowncomfortercough*

    Honestly, you people are just helpless. It's a good thing I'm around to take care of you all.
     
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    Originally Posted By RockyMtnMinnie

    >>>That's fine. Just please don't make the cabana boys cry. Again.<<<

    No more cabana boy spankings... Check.
     
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    Originally Posted By Autopia Deb

    I humbly accept this down comforter from the mellow thread. I want to thank the lovely and gracious Pixie Glitter for this warmest of awards!
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    <---smiles graciously and blushes.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    *rolls her eyes*
     
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    Originally Posted By Autopia Deb

    I know, I just hope Lisann doesn't see that. She's sure to get all un-mellow and smack me upside the head.

    Can I have something other than banana in my dirty banana? Frangelico perhaps? Would that be a dirty hazelnut? (doesn't have the same "ring" to it)
     
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    Originally Posted By Sara Tonin

    Okay..got it...No Spanking Cabana Boys...what about reciprication?
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    ST's naughty.
     
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    Originally Posted By Marlin Perkins

    Well, hello ladies!

    [Marlin pops his collar out (I said collar), and smooths down his mustache.]

    Someone say, "spanking"?
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    *runs and rings the FrEaK alarm*

    ST, your up!
     
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    Originally Posted By Marlin Perkins

    [Watches as LS deflates his ego like a cartoon balloon.] ;)
     
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    Originally Posted By Sara Tonin

    Um...no.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    Awww MP, I was ringing ST's alarm for her. She needs to hear her alarm when someone comes into spank her. I didn't mean you. I'm sorry.

    *whips out a bicycle pump*
    Can I refill your ego MP?
     
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    Originally Posted By Marlin Perkins

    LOL...Lady, you can pump up my ego anyday. BTW, are there any brownies left?
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    We have brownies???
     
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    Originally Posted By Sara Tonin

    Sometimes when she's crunching an APA she can't hear when I say I made brownies and have an aerosol can of fudge frosting...
     
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    Originally Posted By Autopia Deb

    Just remember, that can of frosting is for eating not huffing. We don't advicate getting THAT mellow.
     
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    Originally Posted By Sara Tonin

    What if I don't use the aerosol part and just straight huff the chocolate?
     
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