Originally Posted By Sara Tonin I love chocolate! I don't care how it gets in me! (Okay, let's not get hystrionic...not any really weird ways) I MUST HAVE CHOCOLATE...besides I've been reading about antioxidents lately...
Originally Posted By mele I don't even care about chocolate anymore. I'm totally serious. How can I feel completely apathetic towards it? What the heck?
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight ST, I thought you were bringing those brownies someplaces else. I didn't know they were for in here. Hey , why you got chocolate splatters on you face? You been huffin canded chocolate again? I like to put the whipped cream can nozzle in my mouth and spray it full blast. It gives me puffy cheeks!
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight OMG, I think mele's sick. Call Dr.Cabana boy. I think she's got a fever!
Originally Posted By Sara Tonin Sounds like she needs some sort of anti-depressant...a cabana boy will do!
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Help me. I'm either going to verbally slap the snot out of somebody (or several somebodies), or I'm going to begin screaming uncontrollably and never be able to stop. I need some mellow. Lots and lots of mellow. NOW!!
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter For starters you can just give me all of mele's unwanted chocolate. Then once I'm feeling better, we can decide what to do about the fact that she has clearly become unhinged.
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight I-I don't think I can take this! I-I don't think I can take this! I-I just wanna *hit* somebody 'til they feel as bad as I do! I just wanna hit something! I wanna hit it hard! [continues sobbing] Clairee: Here! [grabs Ouiser by the shoulder and positions her in front of M'Lynn] Clairee: Hit this! Go ahead M'Lynn, slap her! Ouiser Boudreaux: [taken aback and confused] Are you crazy? Clairee: Hit her! Ohhh that's just about my favorite part in Steel Magnolias!
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight *Starts a Chocolate IV drip for Pixie Glitter* There , there dear,soon you will be comfortabley numb. *ques the Pink Floyd music*
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter *draws a deep, shuddering breath* Ahhhh. Chocolate. Foot rub. Might. . .survive. . . .
Originally Posted By Sara Tonin The thing about the "special", came directly from my Thumper thread (which has died a shrieking, flopping kind of death) If I cant say something nice, I might have to stuff a pair of LS's aromas-free socks in my mouth.
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight Your funnin me! I'm telling ya,my feet don't stink. Ask 99, she's had her face all up in there. On the Tram no less. She loves a good sock whiff ya know. I think we have pictures somewhere.
Originally Posted By Sara Tonin aromas free=aroma free I'm really having a hard time being nice...I try, and even with LS's constant email counselling I'll probably get kicked off LP or at least timed out...before this is all over...
