Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan AH HAA!! I knew we'd find you hiding here! C'mon World Events people, aehuck's hiding under that coffee table!!! Attack!!!! Ah, forget it. With that Carpenter's music playing, I feel too mellow to be angry. Pass me a fondue fork, please.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter *walks into the center of the room, clears her throat, and stares menacingly at all until the room is silent and all eyes are on her* A-hem! There shall be no screaming (glares at TDG), no talk of dirty underwear (glares at aehuckjensen), and absolutely no ratting people out to those World Events ruffians (glares extra long and hard at Kar2oonMan) here in the Mellow Thread. I have spoken. *shakes off her scary schoolteacher persona, mixes up a fruit smoothie, and stretches out on the couch to read.*
Originally Posted By mmaus1962 >>no talk of dirty underwear << Geez, no kidding. I came here to relax, not to be reminded of how much laundry I need to do. <<----curls up into ball of cleaning denial. (Can someone order me a filet with garlic mashed potatoes and mixed fresh veggies. Dessert--chocolate lava cake. Thanks.)
Originally Posted By aehuckjensen Now I've annoyed people in the Mellow Room. Might be time to take an LP break.
Originally Posted By LVBelle *joins Mmaus in her ball of cleaning denial.* Chris and I have decided it'd be better to just burn down the kitchen and start from scratch, that's how messy it is! *eats another piece of cheesecake*
Originally Posted By Labuda Hey, George! George Eads! Get over here right now and give huck some attention, please! She's feeling unloved.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter *tacks up an additional sign on the door which reads "No breakages, leaks, structural damage, or destruction of any kind allowed" and curls up in the fetal position, whimpering softly, in the darkest corner of the room.*
Originally Posted By FaMulan [Wanders in replenishing goodies, cleaning up candle and incense leavings, lighting fresh ones in their place, cleans up dirty dishes, etc., fluffs pillows, puts snuggly blankets over fetal positioned people, adjusts stereo to play nice, calming music and wanders on to other things this lovely Saturday] tsk tsk, Cowering in the Mellow room, please work your way into the comfy chairs, stretch out and relax.
Originally Posted By aehuckjensen Hey guys. Just crawling out from the table to let you know that I'm going to take a break for awhile. Thanks for the laughs. Bye. April
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Ack!! April? You didn't really leave us, did you? Come back!! <----Tidies up the room, fluffs the pillows, and puts out a particularly tempting assortment of snacks and beverages.
Originally Posted By Labuda <--- grabs a bit of sugary sweets and starts munching away, hoping this will help me get over losing huck, even if only for a while!!!!
Originally Posted By Lisann22 <---brings in her hot wax hand treatment machine. Warms it up. Lights some candles, grabs a book, and heads over to the nice lounging sofa for a good read.
Originally Posted By MissCandice I avoid World Events so I don't know why Huck went but I wish they would come back. <---Eats some magical no-calorie chocolate while Russell Crowe massages my neck.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter <---staggers in, collapses in the nearest chair, and asks feebly for someone to bring her a margarita. Friends, I have a word of advice for you. If you find it necessary to become involved in a friend's separation/divorce, change your phone numbers and leave town for an extended vacation right before she actually leaves the abusive moron. Enough said. (Oh, and if an angry, mentally unbalanced man comes to the Mellow Thread looking for me, tell him I left town).
Originally Posted By MissCandice Sometimes when I hear about marital drama I am mighty glad I am single.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 OK - I need the works in here after today! Where's the whole body spa door at?
Originally Posted By AlaskaPenny Uh? Oh! I think I fell asleep this whole time. My ice cream melted, didn't it? Did I miss a Brendan Fraser entrance? Man, those Red-eye flights from Alaska really total me. Did I tell you I helped people enter their crafts into The Alaska State Fair recently? And that one guy made some Pineapple Wine that smelled so good. Boy, if I drank, I'd be drinking that. I brought a bottle...who wants to try and tell me how it is? My best friend usually has that job, but she's getting her hearing tested.
Originally Posted By JazzCat Oh Penny dear, I will be happy to take that bottle of wine off of your hands! I looooooove making pineapple daquiris!
