The (New) Mellow Thread--a Haven from Histrionics

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    Originally Posted By gaydsnywitch

    spotted animals.
     
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    Originally Posted By gaydsnywitch

    <Grabs a handful of chocolate and heads back out into the PlayPen.>
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    Pardon me while I remove this knife from my back. . . .
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    I think that he, as your publicist, is merely adopting the philosophy that bad publicity is still publicity. Let's all just ignore him and maybe he'll go away ;) (of course none of us would really want that to happen)

    "Now, where we were?" chickendumpling says as she quickly and painlessly removes the knife from Pixie Glitter's back.

    Who needs a refill?
     
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    Originally Posted By gaydsnywitch

    Pix, that was suppose to be an attempt to keep away that dreaded word. I guess I misjudged and will not make any reference to It in any disguise.
     
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    I am not stressed after a month and a half of stress so I will sit here and exude non-stress vibes. Feel the peace.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    ^^^LOL!
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    <<<"Now, where we were?" chickendumpling says as she quickly and painlessly removes the knife from Pixie Glitter's back.>>>

    Ha HA! (Pixie said mellowly). Chickendumpling just referred to herself as a "she." Oh happy day, I can finally sleep again--the mystery is solved!

    And dear gaydsnywitch, please accept my apology. I misunderstood. Forgive me?
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    Grovel to your Publicist, good job PLitter.
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    Dang it!!!!

    Well, my plan to win the Mega Millions Jackpot did NOT come to fruition tonight.

    How am I supposed to run far, far away now?
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    Neither did mine Mele, so I won't be blanking out the laptop and returning it to work on Monday along with my resignation. <sigh>
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    Sigh.

    My neck and shoulder muscles are so tight from stress right now. Why can't my abs and thigh muscles get tighter instead?
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    Oh. . . my. . . GOSH! Mele, you are a genius! There has got to be some way to reprogram yourself to tense up ab and thigh muscles when stressed. You just might have come up with the idea of the century. I can see it now. . . you'll be doing infomercials and have your own book within a year.
     
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    Originally Posted By Dalmatians

    well hello pixie glitter, this looks like a nice place to hang out
     
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    Originally Posted By threeundertwo

    I'm making everyone a nice cozy quilt. Pick your favorite color.

    Quilts fix everything in my house.
     
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    Originally Posted By threeundertwo

    If you want, you can make a fort by putting them over the table, or take one outside on the lawn with some books and some snacks. It's ok with me.

    My therapist is Dr. Bernina.
     
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    Originally Posted By CruellaDV

    Well, well, well. Hello there, Dalmations.
    I've been sitting here over in the corner just waiting for you to come in. Glad to see you've finally joined us.
    I'm sure we'll all make you feel very nice and comfy here. Comfy as a nice, warm, soft spotted blankie....especially me.
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    Oh, my. This simply won't do. Two very un-mellow things are happening in here. A) one of the dreaded spotted creatures has come in. B) Cruella is lying in wait for it.

    Man, I've got a real moral dilemma on my hands here. I don't like the dalmatians posts, but I don't have anything against the actual dogs. Plus now I have to worry about someone getting murdered in the Mellow Thread. What to do, what to do. . . .

    There's only one solution, really.

    I'd like a turquoise and pink quilt please, threeundertwo.
     
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    Originally Posted By KindElla

    I am truly sorry about that little "mishap" Pixie Glitter.

    I was just reclining in the corner here in this lovely velvet carved swan chaise lounge, reading, listening to the lovely clinking of ice in my glass and just enjoying the mellowness of this delightful haven you've created when all of sudden I saw it there seemingly mocking me and I, I , I had the strangest feeling come over me.

    It seems to have passed now and I am back to being Ella. Kind, mellow, extremely rich, Ella. Thank you for your concern I hope I haven't upset the mellowness to seriously. Oh, you do forgive me don't you Pixie Glitter?

    Let me fix you a little plate of goodies to nosh on. Alllll your favorites.
    I promise to be stronger next time.
     
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    Originally Posted By threeundertwo

    hands pix a turquoise and pink quilt, extra fluffy.
     

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