The (New) Mellow Thread--a Haven from Histrionics

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    Originally Posted By goodgirl

    No! No! No toads. Please!

    Go back. Try it again. Spell your name wrong! Something!
     
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    Originally Posted By FaMulan

    <--Countess Crescent Moon

    [Never having read the Ya Ya Sisterhood, I have no idea what this is about]
     
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    Originally Posted By kaoden39

    I know I know. I'll try my maiden name.
     
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    Originally Posted By kaoden39

    Empress Lies Like A Rug. Better?
     
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    Originally Posted By goodgirl

    Better! Rugs are nice. (Toads don't seem to be.)
     
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    Originally Posted By donkey

    {{donkey}} I like ya, dude!

    see you got taste, you know a good thing when you see one, not some of these people, i know when i'm not wanted, i think i'm going over to Universal Studios and ride tha new mummy ride, ya, the mummy kicks butt, heck with you Disney people
     
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    Originally Posted By kaoden39

    I've got the chilled cinnamon schnaups.
     
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    Originally Posted By goodgirl

    Ahhhhh. Work is over. Time to kick off my shoes and sink down into this comfy chair.

    Cinnamon schnaups? I've never had that before. Can I have a little taste kaoden?
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    *staggers into thread and collapses into the nearest chair*

    It's hot, I'm cranky, the dishwasher is running and it is freakishly loud, the little Glitters have been playing the two Disney's Greatest Hits cds nonstop for nearly a week, and I fear I am about to start screaming and will not be able to stop. Ever.




    Help me.
     
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    Originally Posted By FaMulan

    [passes Pixie a glass of her fav beverage and a plate of her fav snack]

    Here, relax, enjoy.
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    *takes a sip, gazes upon the lovely plate of snacks--primarily chocolate, of course, and feels her blood pressure slowly descending.*

    Thanks, Fa!!
     
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    Originally Posted By Brendan Fraser

    <---enters into the large, pillowed, perfumed room after having been released from his ropes when he wsa tied down for an allowed "nap"

    "Good evening, ladies. It is my sincere pleasure to see you again after so many long hours. May I be of any service tonight?"

    <---George of the Jungle loin cloth slightly ruffles from the room's fresh breezes
     
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    Originally Posted By LPFan22

    Sure, would you mind running the vacuum through the place? When Pixie's dishwasher has finished running, go ahead an empty that too. Thanks a bunch!

    XOXO
     
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    Originally Posted By Brendan Fraser

    "As you wish, O fair Denise..."

    <---gently kisses your hand

    "It is my duty and honor to put my strengthened, sinewy muscles to work for you Women of LP...however you see fit..."

    <---vaccums entire place, empties dishwasher, gathers up garbage and takes it out, washes all windows

    <---heftily pants after such physical work as beads of sweat glisten on his bare, tight body flecked by golden candlelight in the Pillowed Room
     
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    Originally Posted By LilliBelle

    Brendan, since you asked, would you mind massaging my shoulders? I seem to be a bit tense this evening.
     
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    Originally Posted By Brendan Fraser

    "Anything you wish, Madam..."

    <---gently places his strong hands on your tense shoulders and skillfully eases them into deep relaxation with his masterful, manly technique
     
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    Originally Posted By kaoden39

    Sure try a shot. It's much better chilled.
     
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    Originally Posted By LilliBelle

    Ahhh. . .Thank you, Brendan.

    kaoden, I'll take a shot of that.
     
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    Originally Posted By Brendan Fraser

    <---gently hands over the shot
     
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    Originally Posted By velogirl

    <-- comes into room and eyes open in surprise...good surprise....

    "Oh god, I just gotta feed the kids and that other guy and I'll be back, ok??
     

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