The (New) Mellow Thread--a Haven from Histrionics

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    Originally Posted By Labuda

    So, I think I'm gonna take a few laps in the Olympic swimming pool over on the other side of the room from that lovely landscaped pool Pixie got put in for us.
     
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    Originally Posted By smedley

    Ooh, that sounds great, I think I'll join you Labuda if that's ok... Frozen margaritas on the sunbeds afterwards?
     
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    Originally Posted By Labuda

    sure - we'll have earned it!

    But, ummm, mine needs to be a strawberry daquiri. :D

    Tequila makes me hurl. :(
     
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    Originally Posted By LVBelle

    Pass me a daquiri please! :) I only have a few hours left of summer vacation...
     
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    Originally Posted By smedley

    Strawberry daiquiri's work for me just as well, in fact probably better for in the beautiful sunshine we're having in here today.. Hands daiquiris to Labuda and LVBelle after a very refreshing swim, here you go girls, enjoy! Now let's catch some rays (with suntan lotion obviously) and read some of that really good book we've been neglecting.
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    Sorry I had to pass on the swim girls. I just can't seem to move myself off this massage table Pixie put here overlooking the pool. This is just what I needed.

    (I'd put some descriptive language here but I don't wanna get admin'd in the mellow room.)
     
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    Originally Posted By smedley

    No problem chickied, you enjoy your massage, that guy looks a lot like Johnny Depp from over here, must be lovely. I'm thinking a nap then we could all head for a girlie night out? Lots of rich food and a huge pudding to share anyone?
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    LOL! I read that as *hug pudding*. I guess I really do have massage and Captain Jack Sparrow on the brain!
     
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    Originally Posted By smedley

    ROFLMAO, that's hilarious, now imagining a hug pudding with Johnny Depp, oh well I suppose there are worse things ;)
    Can he come with ice cream? Mmmm let's stop this before I get admin'd.
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    I think the questions is Can he come with whip cream.
     
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    Originally Posted By smedley

    There is a following post to this, unfortunately I am unable to post it. Feel reassured to know that the men sitting around me are looking at me like I'm a nutter as I sit here sniggering with a big smirk on my face (ps am sticking with the ice cream)

    So anyway, are you all done with your massage now, how are we set for that meal out?
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    Ya know...although no one will ever believe me I didn't actually intend the double entendre and didn't catch it until after I hit submit. Unfortunately, as you are aware, there is no *do over* button around here.

    A meal out sounds wonderful. But what about having it catered here instead and Captain Jack and our other favorite men can feed us here by the fire pit Pixie put right here by the pool?
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    That is a pretty funny post when you read it your way though!
     
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    Originally Posted By smedley

    Sorry, I have a sick mind lol! Dinner by the firepit sounds like a marvellous plan to me, barbecued shrimp for me please.
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    Super Freak, Super Freak, She's super freak-ay, yow
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    Help me.

    These have been some of my son's conversations starters this week:

    HIM: "I wonder if a blind monkey could take care of itself in the wild? I bet it would do better than a spider."

    ME: "A blind spider?"

    HIM: "No. Just a regular spider."

    And this is what he said just now:

    HIM: "I really wonder what would happen if dragons had survived and now ruled the world?"

    ME: "Dragons aren't real." (I'm no fun.)

    HIM: "Yes, they found an entire dragon skeleton."

    HAHAHA. Feel my pain. ;-)
     
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    Originally Posted By smedley

    Hands mele a strawberry daiquiri, come this way dear, a massage with our Johnny Depp alike sounds like just what you need actually, step right this way to the massage table by the pool.
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    Why, thank you.

    By the way, do you think a blind monkey would be able to survive in the wild better than a spider? I still haven't answered his question. ;-)
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    No, I don't.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    Now, Lisa. You just answered without even mulling it over.
     

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