The (New) Mellow Thread--a Haven from Histrionics

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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    No, I always start with Mele and end with kala, when I spell your name. LOL!
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    Here, Lisa. Have a chocolate. A drink. A massage from one of the cabana boys. A nice round with the punching bag.
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    Where's that Brendan Fraser when we need him?!
     
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    Originally Posted By goodgirl

    Oh yeah. Remember when Brendan Fraser used to come in here? Those were the days.
     
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    Originally Posted By TomSawyer

    Rain.

    Not the cold northern rain from back home, but the warm showers that fall on the island every afternoon about this time that clear the humidity out of the air and leave the early evening air smelling fresh.

    The rain falls heavily on the veranda. Lie in bed and listen to it. Feel the cool breeze through the open doors and windows. Smell the scent of ten thousand tropical flowers wafting up from the gardens below.

    If you look out toward the sea, where sunlight dances on the waves, you'll see the shimmering leg of a rainbow beneath another rain cloud and squall line that is just starting to reach the small island out in the bay.

    You can't decide if you want to just lie here all evening or if you want to pick up the phone and make the call to that special someone. Either would be perfect. Or maybe you'll just throw yourself on the mercy of whatever gods of fate live on this island and see what the silvery night will bring.
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    Okay, here's Warner's latest question (s), asked only moments ago:

    HIM: Mom, would you hurt your elbow if you had 4 arms?

    ME: 4 arms?

    HIM: Yeah, a big 4 arm, like a gorilla.

    ME: WHAT?

    HIM: (Getting impatient) NO, if your arms were skinny, then you had a really big forearms, would it hurt your elbows?

    ME: You mean like Popeye?

    HIM: Yeah. Would that hurt?

    ME: I don't know.
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    I'm sleepy. I think I'll take a nap and listen to the rain.
     
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    Originally Posted By Labuda

    Mele, may I direct you to <a href="http://www.iserenity.com/thunder/thunder.htm" target="_blank">http://www.iserenity.com/thund
    er/thunder.htm</a>
    ?

    :)
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    Never underestimate the mellowness-inducing properties of rum.
     
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    Originally Posted By bubsmom

    BubsMom has found the Mellow Thread...

    She cautiously pokes here head inside...
    "Hello..?"...
    She awaits ..hoping she can enter...
    (This is where the "cool people hang...I hope I can enter!...)she thought to herself.

    : )
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    Welcome to the Mellow Room. Grab some chocolate and/or liquor and plop down on one of the amazingly comfy, overstuffed chairs.
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    Bubsmom!!!



    Oops. That wasn't very mellow. I mean, (hushed tones of delight), Bubsmom--welcome! I'm so glad you found our cozy little haven. Please come in, help yourself to refreshments--we have all your favorites waiting for you, and make yourself at home.
     
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    Originally Posted By trailsend

    <-----peeking in
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    trailsend. . .c'mon in! We have *your* favorite refreshments as well, you know. The Mellow Thread is truly a wonderful place. What can I get for you? Would you like to take a nice, refreshing dip in the pool? Can I schedule a massage for you?
     
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    Originally Posted By trailsend

    ummmmmmm ~ massage ~ ummmmmmmmm ~ and if I take a dip in the pool, do I look like I'm 25?? Why, of course, I do. My, look at the refreshment table . . . .
    <-----slurping . . . .

    yuummmmmmmyyyyyyyy!!!

    Oooooo~ thank you for letting me in!!!!

    :)
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    You're so welcome. Just watch out for that pesky Donkey. Every once in awhile he comes in here and un-mellows the whole joint. But fortunately when that happens, Brendan Fraser is usually on hand to boot him out again.
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    <-steps into the soundproof "pre-mellow scream room" so that I can scream until I am ready to be mellow.

    AAAAARRRGGGHHHHH#%$#%^$%&^#$%@#$

    Much better.

    I so need to hide out in here.
    Apparently I am a bigot who uses derogatory superlatives against gays AND heteros. Did y'all know that? Oh well, at least my friends on LP know that I am not like that.

    Okay, the new cutie to make me feel better is Jim on The Office. I like him a lot. He makes me laugh. :-D
     
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    Originally Posted By goodgirl

    Mele, I think I saw the thread which is upsetting to you. However, it's obviously been edited and it isn't making any sense. I am assuming someone is taking yours and others statements totally out of context.

    Here. Have a delicious chocolate.
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    Thanks. I asked for my posts to be deleted but I'm not sure if they have been yet. I only used the word "breeders" once and it was to make fun of people who used to term seriously. I guess it doesn't matter if someone believes something about me that is completely untrue. It's frustrating though.
     
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    Originally Posted By smedley

    *takes a spot on a sunlounger*

    Cabana boy, I'm feeling a little tired today. Please ensure I remain in the shade so as not to burn while I nap. Thanks... I'll have a rum punch when I wake please...
     

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